The Truth About Eating

[Axel]

Now here's an argument we can really get behind!!

For those of you who watch what you eat...

Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief

to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart

attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart

attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

3. The Thais drink very little red wine and suffer fewer

heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also

suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages

and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or

Americans.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage

rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians,

British or Americans.

7. The French drink redwine in commercial quantities and eat lots of cheese

and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Axel....you might get the Nobel Prize for Medicine ,( or is it the Noble Prize ....here's a clue to coronary disease... a difficult language is English...that's what screws 'em )

[Axel]

How noble of you Dr. to nominate me for the Nobel.

Btw, did you realize no Aussie included? Either too big or they don't speak English

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Lord Florey Axel. Look it up...........................

[Nat]

Btw, did you realize no Aussie included? Either too big or they don't speak English

actually we speak australian

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Well it is really Strine I heard

[Axel]

Lord Florey Axel. Look it up...........................

Am I late in replying? OK, Monday I was in Vietnam and it was my birthday...

Nice fellow, after he discovered the use of penicillin he went to Oxford to teach them English

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Lord Florey Axel. Look it up...........................

Am I late in replying? OK, Monday I was in Vietnam and it was my birthday...

Nice fellow, after he discovered the use of penicillin he went to Oxford to teach them English

The penicillin cleared him up nicely too