Why Dont Prostitutes Have Eye Brows?

[AndyPooots]

Disclaimer: I know some prostitutes don't shave and tattoo their eye brows and I know some non hooker girls do shave their eye brows.

But why is it that 99% of prostitutes do the shaved eye brow thing and most normal girls don't?

[gotlost]

[ableguy]

You must have been a lot of hookers to form this opinion, well done.

[Moonrakers]

It's to prevent eye brow lice, nasty little critters they are. They are known to be able to jump from one side of a pole dancing floor to the other to find a new host.

Beware go-go bars with clientèle that have bushy eyebrows.

[saintofsilence]

They can bodyslide better with no hair .

[bermondburi]

Bit of a generalisation there. Like someone else said , how many hookers did you meet to come to this conclusion ?

[Orac]

I had never noticed - but I have just informed my wife that I need to go on crucial fact finding mission tonight.

[AndyPooots]

I only really drink in places that have prostitutes and have been with quiet a few over the last decade, I also work with and come into contact with a lot of non prostitutes obviously, I would almost always bet my money on a girl with normal groomed eye brows is not prostitute and the one with the shaved tattooed style is a prostitute.

Roll on:

my wife has shaved/tattoed eye brows and she has never been a prostitute she is a well educated university graduate who works for a large accounting firm in Bangkok etc etc ......

Or my prostitute wife has never shaved her eye brows etc etc etc......

[happyrobert]

Perhaps they like shaving and once they get started......

[Cobalt60]

Oh go on then.....I give up, why do prostitues have shaved eybrows ?

[Moonrakers]

Oh go on then.....I give up, why do prostitues have shaved eybrows ?

To get to the other side?

[random]

when i am in nana or cowboy I don't spend my time looking at eyebrows tbf

[Moonrakers]

I think it's a hereditary as well, the chances are that their mothers were also prostitutes and that they are born without eyebrows. This is because evolution is trying to combat the eyebrow lice problem. It stings a bit when the rain washes their hair products into their eyes, but hey, it's still better than having eye brow lice.

I've heard it's actually something to look out for if you want a good shag. You see, if they were born without eyebrows then their highly skill-full and experienced mothers have likely showed them the ropes from a very young age.

In summary, eyebrow-less bar-girls have a reputation of being great in bed.

I really must get on with some work now.

[happyrobert]

I think it's a hereditary as well, the chances are that their mothers were also prostitutes and that they are born without eyebrows. This is because evolution is trying to combat the eyebrow lice problem. It stings a bit when the rain washes their hair products into their eyes, but hey, it's still better than having eye brow lice.

I've heard it's actually something to look out for if you want a good shag. You see, if they were born without eyebrows then their highly skill-full and experienced mothers have likely showed them the ropes from a very young age.

In summary, eyebrow-less bar-girls have a reputation of being great in bed.

I really must get on with some work now.

Edited January 17, 2011 by happyrobert

[WebBangkok]

hahahaha

SOmeone must be bored at work.

Why do prostitutes ask for payment after sex? That is the real question

[Lite Beer]

Moved to the pub where it might have more chance of being left open.

[AndyPooots]

To pay for razor blades and eye brow tattoos!

It's a vicious circle.

The government needs to take action! Free eye brow shaves and tattooing.

That will stop the sex trade in its tracks!

[mark45y]

Change beers Andy. And maybe take a trip. You been here too long and drinking to many Changs.

They are monks Andy not hookers. For gods sake get out while you can.

The orange robe is the tell tale sign.

Monks all shave their eyebrows and have been doing it for a long long time.

It is good that you are going to Wats but my gosh get a handle on things. You sound like you have lived in Patts for 10 years. Same thing happened to a mate of mine. He began seeing hookers everywhere. But when he kissed the cop directing traffic he woke up.

[GreenSnapper]

Are you sure the thing you are talking about is called "eyebrow" in English?

[greasemonkey]

Im pretty certain the lack of eyebrows on most women is a side effect of the hormones they have to take to stop the gender realignment reversing.

[saintofsilence]

Because they want to look like their cats

[Moonrakers]

They are putting cats into prostitution now?

[bangkokrick]

They are putting cats into prostitution now?

That's no way to treat a pussy.

[Moonrakers]

They are putting cats into prostitution now?

That's no way to treat a pussy.

I know.

You should never shave a cat.

[StreetCowboy]

Change beers Andy. And maybe take a trip. You been here too long and drinking to many Changs.

They are monks Andy not hookers. For gods sake get out while you can.

The orange robe is the tell tale sign.

Monks all shave their eyebrows and have been doing it for a long long time.

It is good that you are going to Wats but my gosh get a handle on things. You sound like you have lived in Patts for 10 years. Same thing happened to a mate of mine. He began seeing hookers everywhere. But when he kissed the cop directing traffic he woke up.

Should've let sleeping cops lie. I bet that cost him a couple of hundred baht...

I suppose it was the tight trousers...

SC

Not to say that cops only lie in their sleep, mind.

"YOu were observed to be proceeding at 80 kph in a 50 kph school zone"

"OFFSer, I'm a pedestrian"

"Are you calling me a liar, sonny?"

"I called you 'officer'"

"That'll be 200 baht, and and another 100 baht for no rear reflector"

In response to the OP:

? To keep their ankles warm?

? To distinguish them from chancelors?

? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom?

Edited January 17, 2011 by StreetCowboy

[lannarebirth]

Makes for a lower coefficient of friction.

[saraburioz]

my wife has shaved/tattoed eye brows and she has never been a prostitute she is a well educated English university graduate who owns a large accounting firm in Bangkok

[TAWP]

I have never seen anyone with tattooed eyebrowes IIRC...but then again, I haven't been to Phuket or Pattaya longer than 24h, combined...

Trimmed eyebrow's on the other hand is done by anyone that knows how to take care of themselves. I would avoid any girl that did not, it is clear what it means 5 years down the line...

[DP25]

I've never noticed shaved eyebrows in Thailand but at least they aren't using sharpies

[KeyserSoze01]

when i am in nana or cowboy I don't spend my time looking at eyebrows tbf

Same ,same. When I'm in Rainbow, I sure as hell am not looking at eyebrows. I'm more concerned about a trimmed landing strip so pubic hairs don't get stuck in my teeth.