Thailand in 5 words

[flackjacket]

Old people bring plenty money!

[Charlie]

Hi  Darling  Give  Me   Money   ???

[LPCustom69]

With the current PM's attitude, it might change to:

We don't want you here

OR

Get out of our country

:cool:

[fox]

Pohm  Rahk  Farang  Mee  Ngun ???

[plachon]

"You me go bam-bam" - subtle approach from not-so-young lady today near Sanam Luang. Needless to say, it was an offer I could refuse, but curious to know if the TAT's English courses for taxi drivers will be extended to other members of the community who come into regular contact with foreigners. Still, beats the normal approach by tuk-tuk drivers to go to "One day only sale at jewellry shop".

[Girlfrombar]

should i better laugh or cry?

>

> > > >One day a German florist came to a barber for a

>haircut. After the

>cut, >he paid the Barber and the Barber replied: “I am

>Sorry, I cannot

>accept >money from you. The florist was happy and left

>the shop. The

>next

>morning >when the Barber went to open his shop, he

>found a Thank you

>Card

>and a >Dozen roses waiting at his door.

>

>A British Cop came for a haircut and >he wanted to pay

>the Barber and

>the

>Barber gave the same reply. The Cop >was happy and

>left the shop. The

>next

>morning the Barber received a Thank >you Card and a

>dozen Donuts.

>

>A Thai went for haircut and he wanted to >pay the

>Barber and he gave

>him

>the same reply. The Thai was of course very >happy and

>left the shop.

>The

>next morning the Barber was surprised to >see... A

>dozen Thai people

>waiting for a free haircut!!

[sirusman]

Corrupt

Racist

Cheating

Devious

Liars

[Blackandwhite]

Sexy

Man

Sit

Down

Please

[samuisam]

I tell you the truth.

[KenUdon]

My

Water

Buffalo

Sick

Ka

[wolf5370]

Buy

VIP

Card

good

investment!

or

20

grand

for

free

taxi(?)

[meow_mee]

corrupt

superficial

hypocritical

sanctimonious

unjust

[Dexlowe]

S**t, I've done it again!

[luckystar555]

Farang lu maak mai dee

(Foreigner know much no good)

[luckystar555]

me no have boyfriend, ching!

[calmernow]

FUBAR! (of course)