February 14, 201115 yr If you come from Manchester your sure to be a blue, Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too, well if you think that this is true your nothing but a fool, cause' in the town of Manchester, Man United rule, Tra la la la we ALL hate Ciiityyy Tra la la la la la la ala la... You can keep your Bayern Munich, Juventus, Ajax too, There's only one colossal team they play in laser blue, They're gonna beat United like once upon a time, They're gonna conquer Europe like they did in '69. Tra la la la we ALL hate Ciiityyy Tra la la la la la la ala la... Last game of the season just turned half past four. City playing Luton heading for a draw. Pleat sent on his substitute to see what he could do. He put the ball in city's net and in Division 2 Tra la la la we ALL hate Ciiityyy Tra la la la la la la ala la............................................... 55555555555555555555555555 redrus Have fun
February 19, 201115 yr I was going to post the old calypso song for United, but ended up posting "United Road" as the video clip is better .
February 21, 201115 yr My all time favourite derby song They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League.. They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League... They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League... Oh! city are a massive club! Other verses: They've got the widest pitch in the land They've got 54 players and they're no fuc_king good They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways They had the future England Captain, but his cruciate went They won the Shamrock Trophy in 92 They've got 3 stars on their new club badge They've got exec boxes with a balcony They've had seventeen managers in twenty years They take 25,000 to every away You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen They're the second-best team in Division Two They have a civic reception when they've won fuc_k all They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit They're going to turn Manchester into Milan They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park They've got 3007 in a temporary stand They've got the tallest corner flags in the world They invade their pitch when they win 3 points They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92 They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front They've got three million fans in Manchester It's been 27(28..29..) years and they've won fuc_k all They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell They'll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring They empty Stockport when they play at home They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit They're the only team that come from Manchester All their fans live 10 minutes from Maine Road They've got the biggest bananas in the land They've got a centre forward with grooves in his head Their managers got a papier mache head They'll be relegated by bonfire night They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands They've got greenalls bitter in the kippax stand They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world They hounded Swales' mam into an early grave They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves They had a derby match with Macclesfield They had Colin Bell who was better than Best(!) They've been relegated ten times They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig They bought Steve Daly for a million quid They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan They used to be little, but now they're large They sing racist chants, coz they've got no class Ad lib forever Tune: Oh my darling Clementine
February 21, 201115 yr Some more random verses from over the happy years............ :jap: Last game of the season just turned half past four. City playing Luton heading for a draw. Pleat sent on his substitute to see what he could do. He put the ball in city's net and in Division Two. Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City tra la la la la la la la Super Kevin Keegan he said I will love it, When we beat United but we know he's talking s**t, He walked out on Newcastle he walked on England too, Then he walked on City he's a dirty f**king blue. Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City tra la la la la la la la In the year 2007 it was always meant to be, Psycho Stuart Pearce was on the march to Wembley But they got beat at Blackburn, another year of hurt, And all the City fans sang you're not fit to wear the shirt. Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City tra la la la la la la la Sven Goran Ericksson, and Shinawatra too, Were out to conquer Europe in City's laser blue, United were much bigger, but not anymore, Cos City are so massive, they're the pride of Singapore. Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City tra la la la la la la la With Shinawatra's millions their better than before, The bitter blues are going on a European Tour, Their full of optimism, they'll never lose a game, And when it comes to next year they'll be saying it all again! Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City tra la la la la la la la Now they've got Sparky he's gonna send them down, Next month they'll be shouting "Hughesy out!" around Town, United fans are gutted their legends at city, In years to come he'll still be there but in Division 3. Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City tra la la la la la la la Since Shiniwatra f**ked off, the blues are on the rise, Their massive fans cant handle what they see before thier eyes, Their limitations endless, their prospects have no end, Man United copy whilst Cty set the trend. Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City tra la la la la la la la Along came the Arabs to buy them Berbatov, But then he joined United, it really pissed them off. Their gon'a sign Ronaldo and Kaka in January, But we'll be laughing soon when they make it thirty-5. Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City tra la la la la la la la Sha La La La Summerbee or so the saying goes, City's outside right with a big fat hairy nose, He runs along the wing and does a little twirl, And curtsies at the corner flag just like a little girl. Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City tra la la la la la la la His name is Denis Law and he's the leader of our team, The finest football team that the world has ever seen, Her name is Man United their the boys that play in red, And when we win the league this year remember what we said. Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City tra la la la la la la la Tevez is their leader, Mancini is their God Toure is a wanke_r and Bellamy's a knob They were on the march to Europe, Just like 69 Till up jumped Scholesy and scored in Fergie Time Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City tra la la la la la la la There was a girl from Stockport Her name was Hazel Grove And she's been watching Citeh since she were 8 years old Although she's been to every game she feels she's overdue She's never seen em win a cup She's fuc_king 42 Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City tra la la la la la la la redrus
February 21, 201115 yr If i had the Wings of a Sparrow.. If i had the arse of a Crow.. I'd fly over T*ttingham tomorrow, & sh*t on the absolute 2 bob, arrogant, ignorant, smarmy, deluded bunch of Pond Life below...
February 22, 201115 yr If i had the Wings of a Sparrow.. If i had the arse of a Crow.. I'd fly over T*ttingham tomorrow, & sh*t on the absolute 2 bob, arrogant, ignorant, smarmy, deluded bunch of Pond Life below... What do you mean if i had the arse of a cow, you have got the arse of a cow HAAA Haaaaaaa Sorry mis read, thought it said cow not crow
February 22, 201115 yr If i had the Wings of a Sparrow.. If i had the arse of a Crow.. I'd fly over T*ttingham tomorrow, & sh*t on the absolute 2 bob, arrogant, ignorant, smarmy, deluded bunch of Pond Life below... Bless him 1-0 win in Milan, fourth in the league, not deluded mate, just playing rather well.
February 22, 201115 yr One for Seapok..... "Carefree wherever you may be, We are the noveau Chelsea FC, So please sit down, so my wife can see, I've been coming here since 2003"
February 22, 201115 yr Another for the book club..... You are a scouser An ugly scouser Youre only happy on giro day You're mum's out stealing You're dad's drug dealing Please don't take our hub caps away.
February 22, 201115 yr T*ttingham chiming in i see with their vast repotoire of Songs.. The spitting the dummy bottle thrower and a packet of sweets?....or worse....most of 'em are unprintable ....here anyway. Got one about Crewe and a couple about Wember-l-e-y but we'll wait and see first shall we....
February 22, 201115 yr Who can rob your hou..........ses, Violate your Graa.....n, Sell Cocaine fron an ice cream van, The scouse c**ts can the scouse c**ts can.............. redrus
February 22, 201115 yr T*ttingham chiming in i see with their vast repotoire of Songs.. The spitting the dummy bottle thrower and a packet of sweets?....or worse....most of 'em are unprintable ....here anyway. Got one about Crewe and a couple about Wember-l-e-y but we'll wait and see first shall we.... I'm liking your 2 Smokie, bravo...
February 22, 201115 yr FC United song, to the tune of This is How it feels to be Lonely by The Inspiral Carpets. This is how it feels to be FC This is how it feels to be home, This is how it feels when you don't sell your arse to a gnome, ass to a gnome, ass to gnome...... Or, the Big United version...... This is how it feels to be Citeh This is how it feels to be small This is how it feels when your team wins nothin at all, nothin at all, nothin at all............... Or to the tune of Morissey, Girlfriend in a coma..... Glazer in a coma I hope I hope, Its serious Glazer in a coma I hope I hope, Its serious........ FC songs........... This badge is my badge This badge is your badge Three stripes and three sails O what a fine badge They tried to take it But we replaced it On the the shirt of United FC........ Or......... Won't pay Glazer Or work for Sky Still sing Citehs gonna die Two United's but the soul is one As the Busby Babes carry on, carry on................ Repeat. To The Sex Pistols..... I am an FC fan I am Mancunian I know what I want And I know how to get it I wanna destroy Glazer and Sky Cos Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wanna beeeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaat FC................... Sing it again..... I am an FC fan, I am Mancunian...... redrus
February 22, 201115 yr Support = 1. to bear or hold up (a load, mass, structure, part, etc.); serve as a foundation for. 2. to sustain or withstand (weight, pressure, strain, etc.) without giving way; serve as a prop for. 3. to undergo or endure, especially with patience or submission; tolerate. 4. to sustain (a person, the mind, spirits, courage, etc.) under trial or affliction: They supported him throughout his ordeal. 5. to maintain (a person, family, establishment, institution, etc.) by supplying with things necessary to existence; provide for: to support a family. 6. to uphold (a person, cause, policy, etc.) by aid, countenance, one's vote, etc.; back; second. 7. to maintain or advocate (a theory, principle, etc.). 8. to corroborate (a statement, opinion, etc.): Leading doctors supported his testimony. 9. to act with or second (a lead performer); assist in performance: The star was supported by a talented newcomer.
February 23, 201115 yr 1. to bear or hold up (a load, mass, structure, part, etc.); serve as a foundation for. 2. to sustain or withstand (weight, pressure, strain, etc.) without giving way; serve as a prop for. 3. to undergo or endure, especially with patience or submission; tolerate./quote]I think a lot of that is very relevant, in the right context to what a lot of supporters go through Singhers mate....! redrus *spelling
February 23, 201115 yr I think the old ones are the best (and thank you redrus and smokie for your anti-scouse '' wit '', laugh-I thought my kecks would never dry) . Anyway It was on a sunny Saturday In the merry month of May That we all went to Wembley Just to se the Toffees play etc. etc. (Name that tune anyone)
February 23, 201115 yr I think the old ones are the best (and thank you redrus and smokie for your anti-scouse '' wit '', laugh-I thought my kecks would never dry) . Anyway It was on a sunny Saturday In the merry month of May That we all went to Wembley Just to se the Toffees play etc. etc. (Name that tune anyone) Is it Barry Manilow Rott ??
February 24, 201115 yr I think the old ones are the best (and thank you redrus and smokie for your anti-scouse '' wit '', laugh-I thought my kecks would never dry) . Anyway It was on a sunny Saturday In the merry month of May That we all went to Wembley Just to se the Toffees play etc. etc. (Name that tune anyone) Is it Barry Manilow Rott ?? Not dear old Barry, not f...ing Kevin Barry either. By the way I need to renew my passport soon, do you want to give me a quote.
February 24, 201115 yr I think the old ones are the best (and thank you redrus and smokie for your anti-scouse '' wit '', laugh-I thought my kecks would never dry) . Anyway It was on a sunny Saturday In the merry month of May That we all went to Wembley Just to se the Toffees play etc. etc. (Name that tune anyone) Is it Barry Manilow Rott ?? Not dear old Barry, not f...ing Kevin Barry either. By the way I need to renew my passport soon, do you want to give me a quote. It's treble for Scousers & we only give them Paddy one's..
February 25, 201115 yr *****Hot off the press***** To the 'knees up Mother Brown' song.... City is their name Money is their game Won fuc_k all since Elvis died Their owners hijack planes................ Oh (repeat)....... redrus
March 13, 201115 yr An old one for the Arse.............. Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby Have you heard of the West Bank Highbury No said Matt, you Cockney <deleted> But I've heard of the Stretford, Enders..... redrus
March 14, 201115 yr Don't go to Elland Road You'll get foot and mouth Don't go to Elland Road You'll get foot and mouth Just like the Cows that are grazing by the waterside You'll get foot and mouth Go downt pub Drink Ten pints Get completely plastered Go back home Beat up wife I'm a Yorkshire ba****d redrus
March 16, 201114 yr Seriously, does no one know any songs or, does no one like to share them.....??? redrus
March 16, 201114 yr Seriously, does no one know any songs or, does no one like to share them.....??? redrus Sorry, i always assumed that you just started this tHread & added it to it when you was drunk.. Errr, ok, i'll get my thinking cap on & shake the Cobwebs.... We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out, We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out, We'll be running round Tottenham, Running round Tottenham, Running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out. Singing I've got a foreskin, haven't you? Singing I've got a foreskin, haven't you? Singing I've got a foreskin, I've got a foreskin, I've got a foreskin, haven't you?
March 16, 201114 yr My old man said be a Millwall fan I said f** off, <deleted> your a c*nt (your a c*nt) We'll take South London and all thats in it We'll take the Den with the Millwall in it With ratchets and hammers Carving knives and spanners We'll teach those b*stards how to fight Cuz you'll never take the Boelyn with the Hammers in it Cuz were the pride of East London la la la
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