If You Want To Start A Song Thread Red, Let'S Go For It.

[Kan Win]

If you come from Manchester your sure to be a blue,

Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too,

well if you think that this is true your nothing but a fool,

cause' in the town of Manchester,

Man United rule,

Tra la la la we ALL hate Ciiityyy Tra la la la la la la ala la...

You can keep your Bayern Munich, Juventus, Ajax too,

There's only one colossal team they play in laser blue,

They're gonna beat United like once upon a time,

They're gonna conquer Europe like they did in '69.

Tra la la la we ALL hate Ciiityyy Tra la la la la la la ala la...

Last game of the season just turned half past four.

City playing Luton heading for a draw.

Pleat sent on his substitute to see what he could do.

He put the ball in city's net and in Division 2

Tra la la la we ALL hate Ciiityyy Tra la la la la la la ala la............................................... 55555555555555555555555555

redrus

Have fun

[LeungKen]

I was going to post the old calypso song for United, but ended up posting "United Road" as the video clip is better .

[MrRed]

My all time favourite derby song

They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League..

They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...

They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...

Oh! city are a massive club!

Other verses:

They've got the widest pitch in the land

They've got 54 players and they're no fuc_king good

They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan

They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park

They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways

They had the future England Captain, but his cruciate went

They won the Shamrock Trophy in 92

They've got 3 stars on their new club badge

They've got exec boxes with a balcony

They've had seventeen managers in twenty years

They take 25,000 to every away

You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand

They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen

They're the second-best team in Division Two

They have a civic reception when they've won fuc_k all

They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit

They're going to turn Manchester into Milan

They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day

They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors

They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park

They've got 3007 in a temporary stand

They've got the tallest corner flags in the world

They invade their pitch when they win 3 points

They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92

They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms

They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front

They've got three million fans in Manchester

It's been 27(28..29..) years and they've won fuc_k all

They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell

They'll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring

They empty Stockport when they play at home

They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit

They're the only team that come from Manchester

All their fans live 10 minutes from Maine Road

They've got the biggest bananas in the land

They've got a centre forward with grooves in his head

Their managers got a papier mache head

They'll be relegated by bonfire night

They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands

They've got greenalls bitter in the kippax stand

They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world

They hounded Swales' mam into an early grave

They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch

Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves

They had a derby match with Macclesfield

They had Colin Bell who was better than Best(!)

They've been relegated ten times

They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig

They bought Steve Daly for a million quid

They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down

They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan

They used to be little, but now they're large

They sing racist chants, coz they've got no class

Ad lib forever

Tune: Oh my darling Clementine

[redrus]

Some more random verses from over the happy years............ :jap:

Last game of the season just turned half past four.

City playing Luton heading for a draw.

Pleat sent on his substitute to see what he could do.

He put the ball in city's net and in Division Two.

Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City

tra la la la la la la la

Super Kevin Keegan he said I will love it,

When we beat United but we know he's talking s**t,

He walked out on Newcastle he walked on England too,

Then he walked on City he's a dirty f**king blue.

Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City

tra la la la la la la la

In the year 2007 it was always meant to be,

Psycho Stuart Pearce was on the march to Wembley

But they got beat at Blackburn, another year of hurt,

And all the City fans sang you're not fit to wear the shirt.

Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City

tra la la la la la la la

Sven Goran Ericksson, and Shinawatra too,

Were out to conquer Europe in City's laser blue,

United were much bigger, but not anymore,

Cos City are so massive, they're the pride of Singapore.

Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City

tra la la la la la la la

With Shinawatra's millions their better than before,

The bitter blues are going on a European Tour,

Their full of optimism, they'll never lose a game,

And when it comes to next year they'll be saying it all again!

Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City

tra la la la la la la la

Now they've got Sparky he's gonna send them down,

Next month they'll be shouting "Hughesy out!" around Town,

United fans are gutted their legends at city,

In years to come he'll still be there but in Division 3.

Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City

tra la la la la la la la

Since Shiniwatra f**ked off, the blues are on the rise,

Their massive fans cant handle what they see before thier eyes,

Their limitations endless, their prospects have no end,

Man United copy whilst Cty set the trend.

Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City

tra la la la la la la la

Along came the Arabs to buy them Berbatov,

But then he joined United, it really pissed them off.

Their gon'a sign Ronaldo and Kaka in January,

But we'll be laughing soon when they make it thirty-5.

Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City

tra la la la la la la la

Sha La La La Summerbee or so the saying goes,

City's outside right with a big fat hairy nose,

He runs along the wing and does a little twirl,

And curtsies at the corner flag just like a little girl.

Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City

tra la la la la la la la

His name is Denis Law and he's the leader of our team,

The finest football team that the world has ever seen,

Her name is Man United their the boys that play in red,

And when we win the league this year remember what we said.

Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City

tra la la la la la la la

Tevez is their leader, Mancini is their God

Toure is a wanke_r and Bellamy's a knob

They were on the march to Europe,

Just like 69

Till up jumped Scholesy and scored in Fergie Time

Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City

tra la la la la la la la

There was a girl from Stockport

Her name was Hazel Grove

And she's been watching Citeh since she were 8 years old

Although she's been to every game she feels she's overdue

She's never seen em win a cup

She's fuc_king 42

Tra la la laaaaa we all hate City

tra la la la la la la la

redrus

[MSingh]

If i had the Wings of a Sparrow..

If i had the arse of a Crow..

I'd fly over T*ttingham tomorrow, & sh*t on the absolute 2 bob, arrogant, ignorant, smarmy, deluded bunch of Pond Life below...

[alfieconn]

If i had the Wings of a Sparrow..

If i had the arse of a Crow..

I'd fly over T*ttingham tomorrow, & sh*t on the absolute 2 bob, arrogant, ignorant, smarmy, deluded bunch of Pond Life below...

What do you mean if i had the arse of a cow, you have got the arse of a cow HAAA Haaaaaaa

Sorry mis read, thought it said cow not crow

[carmine]

If i had the Wings of a Sparrow..

If i had the arse of a Crow..

I'd fly over T*ttingham tomorrow, & sh*t on the absolute 2 bob, arrogant, ignorant, smarmy, deluded bunch of Pond Life below...

Bless him

1-0 win in Milan, fourth in the league, not deluded mate, just playing rather well.

[MSingh]

T*ttingham chiming in i see with their vast repotoire of Songs..

[smokie36]

One for Seapok.....

"Carefree wherever you may be,

We are the noveau Chelsea FC,

So please sit down, so my wife can see,

I've been coming here since 2003"

[smokie36]

Another for the book club.....

You are a scouser

An ugly scouser

Youre only happy on giro day

You're mum's out stealing

You're dad's drug dealing

Please don't take our hub caps away.

[smokie36]

T*ttingham chiming in i see with their vast repotoire of Songs..

The spitting the dummy bottle thrower and a packet of sweets?....or worse....most of 'em are unprintable ....here anyway.

Got one about Crewe and a couple about Wember-l-e-y but we'll wait and see first shall we....

[redrus]

Who can rob your hou..........ses,

Violate your Graa.....n,

Sell Cocaine fron an ice cream van,

The scouse c**ts can the scouse c**ts can..............

redrus

[MSingh]

T*ttingham chiming in i see with their vast repotoire of Songs..

The spitting the dummy bottle thrower and a packet of sweets?....or worse....most of 'em are unprintable ....here anyway.

Got one about Crewe and a couple about Wember-l-e-y but we'll wait and see first shall we....

I'm liking your 2 Smokie, bravo...

[redrus]

FC United song, to the tune of This is How it feels to be Lonely by The Inspiral Carpets.

This is how it feels to be FC

This is how it feels to be home,

This is how it feels when you don't sell your arse to a gnome, ass to a gnome, ass to gnome......

Or, the Big United version......

This is how it feels to be Citeh

This is how it feels to be small

This is how it feels when your team wins nothin at all, nothin at all, nothin at all...............

Or to the tune of Morissey, Girlfriend in a coma.....

Glazer in a coma I hope I hope,

Its serious

Glazer in a coma I hope I hope,

Its serious........

FC songs...........

This badge is my badge

This badge is your badge

Three stripes and three sails

O what a fine badge

They tried to take it

But we replaced it

On the the shirt of United FC........

Or.........

Won't pay Glazer

Or work for Sky

Still sing Citehs gonna die

Two United's but the soul is one

As the Busby Babes carry on, carry on................ Repeat.

To The Sex Pistols.....

I am an FC fan

I am Mancunian

I know what I want

And I know how to get it

I wanna destroy Glazer and Sky

Cos Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wanna beeeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaat FC................... Sing it again..... I am an FC fan, I am Mancunian......

redrus

[MSingh]

Support =

1. to bear or hold up (a load, mass, structure, part, etc.); serve as a foundation for. 2. to sustain or withstand (weight, pressure, strain, etc.) without giving way; serve as a prop for. 3. to undergo or endure, especially with patience or submission; tolerate. 4. to sustain (a person, the mind, spirits, courage, etc.) under trial or affliction: They supported him throughout his ordeal. 5. to maintain (a person, family, establishment, institution, etc.) by supplying with things necessary to existence; provide for: to support a family. 6. to uphold (a person, cause, policy, etc.) by aid, countenance, one's vote, etc.; back; second. 7. to maintain or advocate (a theory, principle, etc.). 8. to corroborate (a statement, opinion, etc.): Leading doctors supported his testimony. 9. to act with or second (a lead performer); assist in performance: The star was supported by a talented newcomer.

[redrus]

1. to bear or hold up (a load, mass, structure, part, etc.); serve as a foundation for. 2. to sustain or withstand (weight, pressure, strain, etc.) without giving way; serve as a prop for. 3. to undergo or endure, especially with patience or submission; tolerate./quote]

I think a lot of that is very relevant, in the right context to what a lot of supporters go through Singhers mate....!

redrus

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[rott]

I think the old ones are the best (and thank you redrus and smokie for your anti-scouse '' wit '', laugh-I thought my kecks would never dry) . Anyway

It was on a sunny Saturday

In the merry month of May

That we all went to Wembley

Just to se the Toffees play

etc. etc.

(Name that tune anyone)

[MSingh]

I think the old ones are the best (and thank you redrus and smokie for your anti-scouse '' wit '', laugh-I thought my kecks would never dry) . Anyway

It was on a sunny Saturday

In the merry month of May

That we all went to Wembley

Just to se the Toffees play

etc. etc.

(Name that tune anyone)

Is it Barry Manilow Rott ??

[rott]

I think the old ones are the best (and thank you redrus and smokie for your anti-scouse '' wit '', laugh-I thought my kecks would never dry) . Anyway

It was on a sunny Saturday

In the merry month of May

That we all went to Wembley

Just to se the Toffees play

etc. etc.

(Name that tune anyone)

Is it Barry Manilow Rott ??

Not dear old Barry, not f...ing Kevin Barry either.

By the way I need to renew my passport soon, do you want to give me a quote.

[MSingh]

I think the old ones are the best (and thank you redrus and smokie for your anti-scouse '' wit '', laugh-I thought my kecks would never dry) . Anyway

It was on a sunny Saturday

In the merry month of May

That we all went to Wembley

Just to se the Toffees play

etc. etc.

(Name that tune anyone)

Is it Barry Manilow Rott ??

Not dear old Barry, not f...ing Kevin Barry either.

By the way I need to renew my passport soon, do you want to give me a quote.

It's treble for Scousers & we only give them Paddy one's..

[redrus]

*****Hot off the press*****

To the 'knees up Mother Brown' song....

City is their name

Money is their game

Won fuc_k all since Elvis died

Their owners hijack planes................ Oh (repeat).......

redrus

[redrus]

An old one for the Arse..............

Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby

Have you heard of the West Bank Highbury

No said Matt, you Cockney <deleted>

But I've heard of the Stretford, Enders.....

redrus

[redrus]

Duplicate post, bloody IPhone.....!

redrus

[redrus]

redrus

[redrus]

redrus

[redrus]

Don't go to Elland Road

You'll get foot and mouth

Don't go to Elland Road

You'll get foot and mouth

Just like the Cows that are grazing by the waterside

You'll get foot and mouth

Go downt pub

Drink Ten pints

Get completely plastered

Go back home

Beat up wife

I'm a Yorkshire ba****d

redrus

[redrus]

Seriously, does no one know any songs or, does no one like to share them.....???

redrus

[MSingh]

Seriously, does no one know any songs or, does no one like to share them.....???

redrus

Sorry, i always assumed that you just started this tHread & added it to it when you was drunk..

Errr, ok, i'll get my thinking cap on & shake the Cobwebs....

We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out,

We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out,

We'll be running round Tottenham,

Running round Tottenham,

Running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out.

Singing I've got a foreskin, haven't you?

Singing I've got a foreskin, haven't you?

Singing I've got a foreskin,

I've got a foreskin,

I've got a foreskin, haven't you?

[redrus]

Hahaha, like it.

I didn't start this thread by the way....!

redrus

[MSingh]

My old man said be a Millwall fan

I said f** off, <deleted> your a c*nt (your a c*nt)

We'll take South London and all thats in it

We'll take the Den with the Millwall in it

With ratchets and hammers

Carving knives and spanners

We'll teach those b*stards how to fight

Cuz you'll never take the Boelyn with the Hammers in it

Cuz were the pride of East London la la la