From The Morning Comedy Sheet

[Gonzo the Face]

Maybe its me ,but I enjoy getting up in the morning and reading " The Nation " online. I am never disappointed by not having a morning chuckle about something written .

This morning from the article on the 195 Kg of heroin bust , two lines just made my day.

#1

Police were checking to see if any state officials or politicians were involved.

(what! ! ! How could this be)

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#2

The duo approached on a motorbike and tried to avoid police by riding in the middle of road but police stopped them and found the drugs.

(makes perfectly good sense.... Who would ever expect anyone to drive in the middle of the road..... That would certainly stand out..... Ride on the shoulder or the sidewalk like everyone else)