Unfortunate Names

[lovejoy]

i have a friend whos last name is beer

when he had a kid he took a lot of convinceing not to call the kid heineken

he said he came up with the idea when he was 15 and thought it was a great idea

anyone met anyone with unfortunate names??????????

[loong]

Knew a girl who's name was 'Porn'

She also had another name "Dow"

As Dow means star

She was Porn Star

[BambinA]

Pee = P

Poo = Crab

Wee = V

Fuk Thong =Pumpkin

Edited September 16, 2005 by BambinA

[Shivek]

I had a friend whose first name was Bull and last name Khee so we called him Bullshit.

[sbk]

Pornsuk. thank god he was Thai living in Thailand!

[Boon Mee]

With the number of Thai names with "Porn" in them, the joke a while back was I believe, Chonabot, who wanted to meet "Pornstar"!

[thaiflyer1]

There was a Thai girl involved in a love triangle with a farang and another woman in Pattaya recently, it got reported in the news her surname ......................Likitsuk (Lik-it-Suk) .

Made me laugh anyways.....

Edited September 18, 2005 by thaiflyer1

[camble]

I actually worked with a guy named Harry Dick. He always got invited to partys so the host could introduce him around and, needless to say, he was very popular with the ladies.

[donna]

I have a cousin called Laurie NUTT. He married a girl called Hazel. And, yes, she DID take his name! True story.

[donna]

And another one I just remembered. In my old job, in one trip I had one guide called POO, a boat driver called BUM and another boat driver called FART!

[Padkapow Guy]

I was in the army with a guy name Mike Hunt.

say it fast!

PKG

[Ice Maiden]

My Step-mum's name is Porn her younger sister is called Dick and her older one is called Suk.

[phuketsiam]

I worked in an office with

Superporn

Tittieporn

and plain old

Porn

[mrbojangles]

I was in the army with a guy name Mike Hunt.

say it fast!

PKG

I work with a Guy called the same. He's about 40ish, do you think 40 years ago, they had never used that word

[thaiflyer1]

I was in the army with a guy name Mike Hunt.

say it fast!

PKG

I work with a Guy called the same. He's about 40ish, do you think 40 years ago, they had never used that word

Going slightly off topic i once got caught out answering the phone in a pub when the caller wanted to speak to a Mr Peder File................and i fell for it and called his name out. ...................

................the ground could of opened and swallowed me!

[SiamOne]

My hubbie knew a silly woman surname Dell; she actually called her daughter Psyche....acid generation, it seems!!

and there was a man called Duc, who got christened Donald, just before the cartoons became popular. he changed his name to Bill!!!! as in duckbill reversed

both real

oh yes, his ex-wife called anna moss, in arabic it means "I suck" ouch

[Chang_paarp]

The Director of Public Prossecutions in Western Australia is Richard Cock.

AS the cheif legal prossecutor in the state, no one calls him Dick.

You have to ask why did his parents choose that name? Surely there were others on the list.

Chang

[Kan Win]

“You don’t know Jack Schitt” then

Now you know

[bdenner]

My Aust. divorce lawyers name was John CROOKS. Good man, saved me heaps.

My TW's brother in law's nick name is DUMB - fits like a glove, but unfortunately her mum's name is PONG.

[Davey]

I know a William Small - of course nickname for William is Di.ck. It never really caught on until we read the register at school, sir names come first ...Small, Dick

The neville brothers' dad is Neville Neville, that must have been worth a joke or two when he was growing up

[Padkapow Guy]

I was in the army with a guy name Mike Hunt.

say it fast!

PKG

I work with a Guy called the same. He's about 40ish, do you think 40 years ago, they had never used that word

ask him if he was on Okinawa in 1986 - 1987

[mbkudu]

Stone Coxhead, Brown Cannon, Harry Harlick, Winky Cherry, Sarah Golightly,

Muhamed Arab, Mario Barrio, Richard Wank, Marry Anne Finger, Frank Lustbadder,

James Blose,

Just a few of the customers we've had here in our company in California over the years. I swear on my grandmother's grave that they are real names of people I have met. I'm trying to remember others.

[loong]

I know a William Small - of course nickname for William is Di.ck.  It never really caught on until we read the register at school, sir names come first ...Small, Dick

The neville brothers' dad is Neville Neville, that must have been worth a joke or two when he was growing up

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Nickname for William is Dick?

Never heard of that b4

I know Dick is nick for Richard

Strange school that uses nicknames in the register!

[Thetyim]

We had a new manager arrive at our office his name was Mr Alan Pratt.

He walked in and said "Good Morning, I am a Pratt"

Luckly no-one laughed, he didn't realise what he had said.

[doctormann]

I know a William Small - of course nickname for William is Di.ck.  It never really caught on until we read the register at school, sir names come first ...Small, Dick

The neville brothers' dad is Neville Neville, that must have been worth a joke or two when he was growing up

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Nickname for William is Dick?

Never heard of that b4

I know Dick is nick for Richard

Strange school that uses nicknames in the register!

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Small Willy, maybe?

[Artisi]

I've had a few Thai students over the last couple of semeters who's names bring a smile when ever I see them (the names)

Miss Fukmee

Miss Sukmee

Miss Fukon

All quite legitimate names in Thai but don't render themselves well in English.

[BambinA]

pornchit - พรชิต

boonchit-บุญชิต

prik - พริก ( nick name)

[sbk]

I thought Pong was strictly a man's name? Never met a Thai woman named Pong before.

[Padkapow Guy]

I thought Pong was strictly a man's name? Never met a Thai woman named Pong before.

My wife's nick name is Pong, but only her family calls her that. Everyone else calls her Thoy.

2 baht please

PKG

[Davey]

I know a William Small - of course nickname for William is Di.ck.  It never really caught on until we read the register at school, sir names come first ...Small, Dick

The neville brothers' dad is Neville Neville, that must have been worth a joke or two when he was growing up

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Nickname for William is Dick?

Never heard of that b4

I know Dick is nick for Richard

Strange school that uses nicknames in the register!

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Small Willy, maybe?

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You may actually be right, I can't remember exactly, just knew it was something to that effect.