Yeah and try complaining in a Chinese chip shop.

This chicken I bought 5 minutes ago is rubbery.

Is it? oh fank u vely much, tell your flends.

Tikka Marsala...verry tasty ... my verry, verry word...take two extra...special deaL You verry first customer today. Auspicious and lucky for you and me.

Mmmmm------Spotted dick----Salamander eyes----Fried Squid legs----and the little crabs the farm girls catch.----Any suggestions to the list?----Hope to go shopping soon.

and the national dish is a chicken tikka masala

...from a takeaway.

Take away is kiwi food "tikawee"

When asked at the local geasy chopstick outlet if you want to eat your chicken tikka masala here or take it away I alway tell them hopefully both.

and the little crabs the farm girls catch.----

Medical science has come on leaps and bounds in the treatment of these tasty morsels I believe.