The Perfect Thai Woman

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Last September, a perfect Farlang met the perfect Thai woman . After a perfect courtship t the bar, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together  was, of course, perfect and they went t live in germany together. This Christmas Eve was very snowy, and this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (VW)  along a winding road, when  they noticed someone at the side of the road in  distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to

disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple

loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along  delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the

driving  conditions deteriorated  and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an  accident.

Only one of them  survived the accident.

Question:  Who was the survivor?

(Scroll  down for the answer)

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Answer:  The  perfect Thai woman survived. She's the only one who really existed

in the  first  place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is

no such  thing  as a perfect Farlang man.

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Men Keep scrolling

Women this is the end of the joke

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So,  if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving.

This explains why there was  a car accident.

By the way, if you're a  woman and you're still reading,

this illustrates another point: Thai women never listen.