Joey Joey

[MrRed]

Which top 5 club is going to take him?

The guy is a good footballer who gives 100% shame he is a <deleted>!

[bkkjames]

Seems a natural fit for the scouse mob-hanging out with carrol and gerrard exploring the darker sides of lp

[sharecropper]

Seems a natural fit for the scouse mob-hanging out with carrol and gerrard exploring the darker sides of lp

That would be a great result. After the home games he could take that great galoot Carroll out on the piss with him in town, get drunk, batter innocent passers by, get himself and that gormless git arrested, them both imprisoned, and destroy Liverpool from the inside.

[StevieH]

he's a good player and a surprisingly intelligent lad actually. only footballer i'm aware of who reads naomi wolf.<div><br></div><div>nobody see arsenal going for him then? bit of agro and steel in the midfield?</div>

[bkkjames]

Naomi? No wonder he grew a mustache to play the lead role in that video "in the navy" 20 years ago..

[carmine]

he's a good player and a surprisingly intelligent lad actually. only footballer i'm aware of who reads naomi wolf.<div><br></div><div>nobody see arsenal going for him then? bit of agro and steel in the midfield?</div>

I really don't think the bright lights of London would be a good fit for Mr Barton.

[carmine]

Seems a natural fit for the scouse mob-hanging out with carrol and gerrard exploring the darker sides of lp

That would be a great result. After the home games he could take that great galoot Carroll out on the piss with him in town, get drunk, batter innocent passers by, get himself and that gormless git arrested, them both imprisoned, and destroy Liverpool from the inside.

Carroll specialises in punching girls in nightclubs and Joey manfully did his time balling his eyes out in his cell. What a scary pair.

[MrRed]

Seems a natural fit for the scouse mob-hanging out with carrol and gerrard exploring the darker sides of lp

That would be a great result. After the home games he could take that great galoot Carroll out on the piss with him in town, get drunk, batter innocent passers by, get himself and that gormless git arrested, them both imprisoned, and destroy Liverpool from the inside.

Carroll specialises in punching girls in nightclubs and Joey manfully did his time balling his eyes out in his cell. What a scary pair.

I hope he goes to Sunderland

[SriRachaShark]

He'll probably get a job as Morrissey's roadie.

[sharecropper]

Still, he managed to get a free transfer by acting up, and I'm sure they could have got a couple of million quid for him at least.

Another bad bit of Toon business IMO.

I could see him more at Liverpool than at Arsenal, and the lure of the Galoot could seal the deal.

[sharecropper]

Which top 5 club is going to take him?

Mr Red, just out of interest who (in no order) do you bracket in the top 5 - Man u, Chelsea, I can hardly type it, but City, Arsenal, then either Spurs or Liverpool, presumably?

On on last season's form, you'd have to take Spurs over Liverpool?

[MrRed]

Which top 5 club is going to take him?

Mr Red, just out of interest who (in no order) do you bracket in the top 5 - Man u, Chelsea, I can hardly type it, but City, Arsenal, then either Spurs or Liverpool, presumably?

On on last season's form, you'd have to take Spurs over Liverpool?

United

Chelsea

City

Arsenal

Spurs

I think Spurs would like him and also Sunderland

[Abrak]

Seems a natural fit for the scouse mob-hanging out with carrol and gerrard exploring the darker sides of lp

To be honest I dont mind LFC ending up with him but I will be a bit pissed if we bid 10m for him with Newcastle when he is on a free.

[MrRed]

Seems a natural fit for the scouse mob-hanging out with carrol and gerrard exploring the darker sides of lp

To be honest I dont mind LFC ending up with him but I will be a bit pissed if we bid 10m for him with Newcastle when he is on a free.

HAhahaha another midfielder that would be funny!

10 million? he is on a free mate

[carmine]

Which top 5 club is going to take him?

Mr Red, just out of interest who (in no order) do you bracket in the top 5 - Man u, Chelsea, I can hardly type it, but City, Arsenal, then either Spurs or Liverpool, presumably?

On on last season's form, you'd have to take Spurs over Liverpool?

United

Chelsea

City

Arsenal

Spurs

I think Spurs would like him and also Sunderland

We have no need for the cry baby.

Edited August 3, 2011 by carmine

[adder]

he is a very good player .Given that it has been proved beyond doubt that there is NO 150mil war chest & it has all been BS spilled by Gill & AF I think he would be a great asset for Trafford . Especially as he is free which falls in with the cupboard is bare. However they need to get in fast before scrotum face rednapp.

[MrRed]

Infatuated with the skint red devils Bitter springs to mind Who has spent the money this summer? FACT!

[carmine]

Infatuated with the skint red devils Bitter springs to mind Who has spent the money this summer? FACT!

Until you have paid your huuuuuge debts can we presume that you spent someone elses money?

[MrRed]

In business it is always somebody else's money

Carmine?

What about Barton i am sure he will do a good job for you and comes in at the right price for Levy

[smokie36]

Infatuated with the skint red devils Bitter springs to mind Who has spent the money this summer? FACT!

Until you have paid your huuuuuge debts can we presume that you spent someone elses money?

They've got trillions more to spend...don't you follow the news?

[MrRed]

2.4 Trillion Smokes

[smokie36]

2.4 Trillion Smokes

You'll end up owned by the IMF...just like the rest of the western world..

Anyway Joey Barton...hmmm on a free I'd take him.....but only cos Sandro is injured and we could then take a few mill for Palacios.

Edit: Or on th basis he's a better player than Jenas.

Edited August 3, 2011 by smokie36

[MrRed]

As it stands at the moment what would be your midfield and strikers to start the season?

Not your preferred but realistically who will play because of injuries and who will Arry side with?

[smokie36]

Lennon Bale Modric Huddlestone (if fit) or Palacios.

VDV and three metre Peter.

Give us a new striker .....arghhhh!

[smokie36]

I'd rate Palacios more if he didn't see himself as a creative midfield maestro. He's a stopper...no more than that.

[adder]

Infatuated with the skint red devils Bitter springs to mind Who has spent the money this summer? FACT!

No money has been spent yet . The 3 grossley over priced average at best prospects brought in are all on tick .That is why you have paid 3x their worth. Do you mean BED DEVILS the way they all BED Hop

[bkkjames]

Infatuated with the skint red devils Bitter springs to mind Who has spent the money this summer? FACT!

No money has been spent yet . The 3 grossley over priced average at best prospects brought in are all on tick .That is why you have paid 3x their worth. Do you mean BED DEVILS the way they all BED Hop

3 grossley overprice average at best prospects? aquilani, joe cole, carroll?

[adder]

Infatuated with the skint red devils Bitter springs to mind Who has spent the money this summer? FACT!

No money has been spent yet . The 3 grossley over priced average at best prospects brought in are all on tick .That is why you have paid 3x their worth. Do you mean BED DEVILS the way they all BED Hop

3 grossley overprice average at best prospects? aquilani, joe cole, carroll?

Still not addressing the no 150mil ? I wonder if it is because you fell for the con

them other three are over priced . City got Aguero for 2m more than the price of Carroll . Delglish will be sacked by xmas .His record so far is no better than the guy they sacked

[sharecropper]

Infatuated with the skint red devils Bitter springs to mind Who has spent the money this summer? FACT!

No money has been spent yet . The 3 grossley over priced average at best prospects brought in are all on tick .That is why you have paid 3x their worth. Do you mean BED DEVILS the way they all BED Hop

3 grossley overprice average at best prospects? aquilani, joe cole, carroll?

Still not addressing the no 150mil ? I wonder if it is because you fell for the con

them other three are over priced . City got Aguero for 2m more than the price of Carroll . Delglish will be sacked by xmas .His record so far is no better than the guy they sacked

I think Adder is on to something here.

Dalgleish, currently loved by (most) fans, has a lot to prove next season, which will count for a lot more than what he was able to salvage as a new broom last season (which wasn't bad, by the way, dragging them away from relegation).

However he's been out of the game for many years, and his ability to withstand concentrated pressure must be suspect, given he bottled it and resigned after the famous 4-4 draw with Everton in 1991.

Off the field we have Barking Mad Henry claiming anything but a top 4 finish will be a disappointment. No pressure there then. We also have King Comolli sharpening his dagger in the wings, and if the squad misfire as badly as they have pre-season, they have a disastrous start to the season, and a scapegoat is required, I reckon it will be Prince Kenny.

Also the supporters irrational expectations, already made raw by United's 19th League title, may quickly turn against Prince Kenny, in the same way they did against King Roy.

[bkkjames]

Good JB article in here - just found this site, some funny stuff (hope its ok to post a link). http://www.theda.co.uk/

‘It must’ve been seem some other George Orwell’ claim literates

On August 3, 2011, in News, by editor

There’s absolutely no way Joey Barton could’ve been quoting from THE George Orwell literates have claimed, citing a probable mix up with something he may have overheard during a court hearing or classy pub brawl. Newcastle United have fined him two weeks wages for attempting to be intelligent and have urged him to follow in the footsteps of Rio Ferdinand and Wayne Rooney and write illegible English content such as ‘oooff’ and ‘banter’ on Twitter.

Chap Terjuan, head of books at the British national library claimed ‘no, there’s no way he could’ve been talking about THE George Orwell. This is the same guy who got his arse out after a game right? The one that set fire to his own team mate? Yeah, he must have read it on the back of a box of Weetabix or something.’

Barton is now seeking a new club after expressing his opinions on the social network site and a Newcastle United spokesman backed up the decision to let him go for free. He claimed ‘we can’t have players having opinions now can we, much less insightful ones? It makes the rest of the squad jealous. Shola Ameobi for example is still trying to figure out the difference between a capital A and a triangle.’

Edited August 3, 2011 by bkkjames