Mothers Day

[maerim]

The pregant lady was rushed into the labour ward as her contractions had started,after a very long time the doctors got fed up with her moaning and knocked her out to give her a ceasarian.

When she came to the doctor said that he had some bad news for her.

Oh no she said don't tell me my baby is deformed, it's worse than that he said as I am afraid your baby has some bits missing.

What's misssing the legs? worse he said, the arms? much worse, she was at a loss.

Look just tell me what I have given birth to will you?

O.K. he said you have given birth to an ear and not only that it's deaf as well.