DEAD DUCK

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!" The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry.

If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20.

But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up."

i used to treat a duck ...but not in farm ...a girl feed him as a pet ..

next time i need a "cat scan" methinks

good one.

...a girl feed him as a  pet ..

That is one of the scariest things I have heard all day

...a girl feed him as a  pet ..

That is one of the scariest things I have heard all day

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Just gotta Love Bambi

Actually, my dad had a pet duck. It was called Duck Duck and used to ride his dog around the house (and also they would go swimming together in the creek behind the house).

But no, my dad did not feed philandering husbands' genitals to the duck. I think the duck just used to eat weeds and worms and stuff.

So... it is not unheard of.

...a girl feed him as a  pet ..

That is one of the scariest things I have heard all day

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if you know what happend with that duck, u will be sobbing 10 times (intestine protude )

Just gotta Love Bambi   

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love you too ja

Actually, my dad had a pet duck.  It was called Duck Duck

my patient had no name..so i call him "Donald"

BTW i just ate Gaeng Phed Ped Yang (Roasted duck in red curry ) ..ohh no, its not my patient

BTW  i just ate Gaeng Phed Ped Yang (Roasted duck in red curry ) ..ohh no,  its not my patient  

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While doctors bury their mistakes, I guess Bambina eats hers. Good way to get rid of evidence, I guess.......