Never Gonna Stay In Your Hotella No More

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Never Gonna Stay In Your Hotella No More

The Manager

Y.M.C.A. Hotel

LONDON

Roma 28 sept. 1981

Dear signore Direttore, Noew I am tella you story wot I was

a-treated at jour hotella.

I am a-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a-younga

christian man at your hotella.

When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed - how can I

sleep with no shit in my

bed? So I calla down receptione and tella: "I wanta shit" They tella

me: "Go to toilet" I say:"No, no I

wanta shit in my bed". They say: "You'd better not shit in your bed,

you sonna-wa-bitch". What is sonna-wa-bitch?

I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and

two pissis of toast. I getta only

one piss of toast. I tella waitress, and point at toast: "I wanta

piss". She tella me: "Go to toilet". I say: "No, no I wanta piss on

my plate". She then say to me: "You bloody wella not piss on the

plate, you sonna-wa-bitch".

This is the second person who do not even know me calla me

"sonna.wa.bitch", and why is your

staff replying "Go to toilet", is that a modern tella? I do no

undestand, please tella me!

Later I go for dinner in your restorante. Spoon and knife is laid

out, but no fock. I tella waitress: "I

wanta fock". And she tella me: "Sure, everyone wanta fock". I tella

her: "No, no you don't

understanda me, I wanta fock on the table". She tella me: "Soyou

sonna-wa-bitch wanta fock on the table? Get your ass out of here!"

How comma this christian hotella tella the guest in such bad manner?

So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this

hotel no more. When I have paid the

a-billa the portier say to me: "Thank you, and piss on You". I say:

"Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-bitch. I now go back to Italy".

Directore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no more, you

sonna-wa-bitch.

Sincerely

Dicci Elgr้

[Pink Mist]

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