Nakhon Sawan Is The Most Wonderful Place Ot Live.

[exeter]

I have been coming to Nakhon sawan on and off for over 3 years and in that time I have grown to love it so much, I am so glad I decided to settle here.

I did look elsewhere before deciding to put my root down but nowhere did I feel so at home, I can understand why they call it the Heavenly City, its sheer bliss.

An alternative name, apt really would be UTOPIA, nothing else comes close although there are places close that might aspire non has the genteel atmosphere on the one hand with the hustle and bustle of a businees centre on the other, a happy mix and a great destination which luckily most travellers have yet to discover so lets keep it that way, if I had my way I would have huge boards on the approaches to the city saying "Welcome to Utopia!"

[nong38]

The only thing that is missing is the sea, there is a seasonal beach though, should be available very soon now!

[Kwasaki]

The only thing that is missing is the sea, there is a seasonal beach though, should be available very soon now!

Yeah !! it started lashing down with rain again yesterday.

[fredob43]

The only thing that is missing is the sea, there is a seasonal beach though, should be available very soon now!

Don't hold your breath 'that's the thing you lot call wheezing' on the beach bit that is, as they are letting the water out in Tak big time. That's to try and help you lot out when it N/S flood's this year as sure as egg's are egg's it will do.

I read several time's exeter's post. All I can say is it's very sad but I think he's lost the plot, He's not the Farang peep's that was on the front page of the BKK Post yesterday that was sitting on a curb clad in a strait jacket dribbling & muttering to himself by any chance.

N/S Utopia, I happen to know of a good Doctor in BKK that might be able to help out but I think exeter is past the point of no return. Oxygen might help out give it a try Dave, it's either that or in a few month's N/S could be down to only one Farang.

Thank's for the laugh anyway going to put your post in the K.P.P news under the heading N/S peep's crack's up big time.

Where were you thinking of putting the advert about N/S next to the one that's already there that show's the air quality that by the way always read's - something. Please correct me I'm wrong but not to long ago according to Thai spring News was -7 the worst air pollution there is. Even Bang Na BKK the worst place for same in BKK has never had it that bad.

We the Upper Crust's are all having a rethink on the food parcel's we normally send there every year, seem that they are not helping one jot, Oxygen tank's now there a though.

H/M. K.P.P.

Heritage City.

[fredob43]

The only thing that is missing is the sea, there is a seasonal beach though, should be available very soon now!

Don't hold your breath 'that's the thing you lot call wheezing' on the beach bit that is, as they are letting the water out in Tak big time. That's to try and help you lot out when it N/S flood's this year as sure as egg's are egg's it will do.

I read several time's exeter's post. All I can say is it's very sad but I think he's lost the plot, He's not the Farang peep's that was on the front page of the BKK Post yesterday that was sitting on a curb clad in a strait jacket dribbling & muttering to himself by any chance.

N/S Utopia, I happen to know of a good Doctor in BKK that might be able to help out but I think exeter is past the point of no return. Oxygen might help out give it a try Dave, it's either that or in a few month's N/S could be down to only one Farang.

Thank's for the laugh anyway going to put your post in the K.P.P news under the heading N/S peep's crack's up big time.

Where were you thinking of putting the advert about N/S next to the one that's already there that show's the air quality that by the way always read's - something. Please correct me I'm wrong but not to long ago according to Thai spring News was -7 the worst air pollution there is. Even Bang Na BKK the worst place for same in BKK has never had it that bad.

We the Upper Crust's are all having a rethink on the food parcel's we normally send there every year, seem that they are not helping one jot, Oxygen tank's now there a though.

H/M. K.P.P.

Heritage City.

Re exeter's post the heading Ot does it stand for Oleaginous teratology in English for those peep's that don't know roughly means An oily place where they study Freaks. Yes that will be it, most appropriate anyway.

H/M K.P.P.

H/CITY.

[necronx99]

The only thing that is missing is the sea, there is a seasonal beach though, should be available very soon now!

Don't hold your breath 'that's the thing you lot call wheezing' on the beach bit that is, as they are letting the water out in Tak big time. That's to try and help you lot out when it N/S flood's this year as sure as egg's are egg's it will do.

I read several time's exeter's post. All I can say is it's very sad but I think he's lost the plot, He's not the Farang peep's that was on the front page of the BKK Post yesterday that was sitting on a curb clad in a strait jacket dribbling & muttering to himself by any chance.

N/S Utopia, I happen to know of a good Doctor in BKK that might be able to help out but I think exeter is past the point of no return. Oxygen might help out give it a try Dave, it's either that or in a few month's N/S could be down to only one Farang.

Thank's for the laugh anyway going to put your post in the K.P.P news under the heading N/S peep's crack's up big time.

Where were you thinking of putting the advert about N/S next to the one that's already there that show's the air quality that by the way always read's - something. Please correct me I'm wrong but not to long ago according to Thai spring News was -7 the worst air pollution there is. Even Bang Na BKK the worst place for same in BKK has never had it that bad.

We the Upper Crust's are all having a rethink on the food parcel's we normally send there every year, seem that they are not helping one jot, Oxygen tank's now there a though.

H/M. K.P.P.

Heritage City.

I say, you are English aren't you Old Chap?

[fredob43]

The only thing that is missing is the sea, there is a seasonal beach though, should be available very soon now!

Don't hold your breath 'that's the thing you lot call wheezing' on the beach bit that is, as they are letting the water out in Tak big time. That's to try and help you lot out when it N/S flood's this year as sure as egg's are egg's it will do.

I read several time's exeter's post. All I can say is it's very sad but I think he's lost the plot, He's not the Farang peep's that was on the front page of the BKK Post yesterday that was sitting on a curb clad in a strait jacket dribbling & muttering to himself by any chance.

N/S Utopia, I happen to know of a good Doctor in BKK that might be able to help out but I think exeter is past the point of no return. Oxygen might help out give it a try Dave, it's either that or in a few month's N/S could be down to only one Farang.

Thank's for the laugh anyway going to put your post in the K.P.P news under the heading N/S peep's crack's up big time.

Where were you thinking of putting the advert about N/S next to the one that's already there that show's the air quality that by the way always read's - something. Please correct me I'm wrong but not to long ago according to Thai spring News was -7 the worst air pollution there is. Even Bang Na BKK the worst place for same in BKK has never had it that bad.

We the Upper Crust's are all having a rethink on the food parcel's we normally send there every year, seem that they are not helping one jot, Oxygen tank's now there a though.

H/M. K.P.P.

Heritage City.

I say, you are English aren't you Old Chap?

Absolutely.

Right, sorry to be the purveyor of bad News but I would like to warn all the peep's that live in N/S or any that might want to venture that way, for the love of me cant understand why, maybe if you get lost.

The BKK Post today's headline's To-Wit Govt place's flood battle before crops.

Two third's of the way through it state's that they the Government is going 'read has' designate flood plane's, of up to 2, Mil: Rai of land will be used for flood water retention Pitsanalok, Phichit, and NAKHON SAWAN. WILL be used as catchment areas.

Seem's to have put a bit of 'damper' pun intended on the renaming of N/S to Utopia some what, What. Oh here's a thought maybe you can call it after that film Water World. If I remember right that was a catastrophe as well.

H/M K.P.P

H/CITY.

N/B Seem's to have gone very quiet at your end, maybe it's because your all at your Swimming/Scuba lesson's.

[pattayadingo]

Nakhon Sawan does have its good points. Yet it also has negatives. Utopia? Far from it IMHO.

Pro's.

Cheap housing / accommodation. Good markets. Friendly people. Good restaurants. Friendly BiB (generally). Plenty of sexy ladies. Good TukTuk & m/c taxis. Sawan Park is good. Plenty of good bars etc if you like Thai music. The best Chinese New Year celebrations in Thailand. Friendly staff.

Good roads out of there

Cons.

Dusty. Very few pavements (You cannot really walk anywhere.) You need a car or a motorbike to get around. Black soot for months when the sugar harvest & burning takes place. Very little English music. Floods every year. Electric off often. Too little English spoken.

I used to like that place until I moved around a lot to other parts of the country. After 1 year away I went back. So dusty and very hot. Stacks of rubbish / rubble piled at the side of some main roads. Little to do at all in the daytime.

[billd766]

Even out her at the edge of the jungle we are going to do our bit for those lower class of people in NS.

Land and houses will be sacrificed (as well as black chickens at midnight) as this year we will be building a dam across the might Klong Klung.

Last week it was almost 2cm deep and a couple of metres wide but after Thursday night's thunderstorm and more rain last night it has tripled in depth and doubled in width.

Last year at the height of the rain it was nearly 4 metres deep and 50 metres wide in places.

Compensation will apparently be paid in large amounts.

[necronx99]

I say, you are English aren't you Old Chap?

Absolutely.

Just thought I would check as you don't seem to speak it!

Sorry, I hesitate to pry,old war wound was it? Dastardly Jerry and his doodlebugs.

[fredob43]

I say, you are English aren't you Old Chap?

Absolutely.

Just thought I would check as you don't seem to speak it!

Sorry, I hesitate to pry,old war wound was it? Dastardly Jerry and his doodlebugs.

Very sorry but I really don't understand your banter.

I'm assuming that your trying to be amusing, if so maybe in your next post you can do as William Shakespeare did when he wrote Antony & Cleopatra put the odd joke in.

H/M.K.P.P

[stoneyboy]

Do you have the cricket on tv in NS ?

[fredob43]

Do you have the cricket on tv in NS ?

I believe you can get it on www.webcric.com Nong 38 Dave will have the up to date info. All you do then is reroute it through your TV.

H/M K.P.P.

H.C.

[KRS1]

Had an ex girlfriend from Nakhon Sawan..i now call that town Nakhon Narok.

[kurnell]

Crikey, you are keen! I go there once a year with the msz and I am bored senseless after 1 day. There is nothing to do. Nothing!!

[hullupullo]

kurnell, what would you like to do?

[nong38]

Cricket is dreadful today, just like KPP(Nuts). Arsenal on the other hand have just sent Blackburn packing (www.vipbox.net) I think all the geriatrics in the province directly to the north of N/S ( cant remember the name without the Bangkok post) probably support that other lot from north London who did very well in 1961( ). As the man from Edmonton used to say..........good game.....good game!

Nakhon Sawam-UTOPIA mmm certainly has a ring to it what and no hunting here, it was banned in sympathy with Tony B, thery might have a one off if he turns up or his chum Golden ( where has all the gold gone?) Gordon, down the golden beach and into the river with them!

For those who say, they can find nothing to do here all I can say is I do not have enough time to do everything, where its promenading around Big C or waving to the crowds down Sawanvittee ( as the BIB escort my Limo ), down the local Wat for special session of Hows your father , I am sorry that should be Housey Housey, winner takes all or pick of the chicks and there are some great ones here.

I really must come north, incognito, one day and see what all the fuss is about, see these so called magnificient beaches, clean air, stunning broads and hunting types on hobby horses,but, I expect I would then wake up and find out I been asleep all along, KPP is just a nut place Quick back to the safety of N/S!!!! Home of the superstar 7-1, 7 bloody 1..........................

[stoneyboy]

Norwich 1

[fredob43]

Cricket is dreadful today, just like KPP(Nuts). Arsenal on the other hand have just sent Blackburn packing (www.vipbox.net) I think all the geriatrics in the province directly to the north of N/S ( cant remember the name without the Bangkok post) probably support that other lot from north London who did very well in 1961( ). As the man from Edmonton used to say..........good game.....good game!

Nakhon Sawam-UTOPIA mmm certainly has a ring to it what and no hunting here, it was banned in sympathy with Tony B, thery might have a one off if he turns up or his chum Golden ( where has all the gold gone?) Gordon, down the golden beach and into the river with them!

For those who say, they can find nothing to do here all I can say is I do not have enough time to do everything, where its promenading around Big C or waving to the crowds down Sawanvittee ( as the BIB escort my Limo ), down the local Wat for special session of Hows your father , I am sorry that should be Housey Housey, winner takes all or pick of the chicks and there are some great ones here.

I really must come north, incognito, one day and see what all the fuss is about, see these so called magnificient beaches, clean air, stunning broads and hunting types on hobby horses,but, I expect I would then wake up and find out I been asleep all along, KPP is just a nut place Quick back to the safety of N/S!!!! Home of the superstar 7-1, 7 bloody 1..........................

So to put it in a nut shell Bingo and walk round Big C. But look on the bright side in a few more month's you can go and watch the flood water rising.

Have had a word with the Red X and between us we have come up with a cunning plan, in August they will be delivering tent's to K.P.P the local's will erect same and set up some field kitchen's. Yingluck will organise the bus's as yet not to sure how many, but they will run round the clock ferrying all hopefully from N/S. Women and children first naturally, followed by Thai men and last but not least the Farang that's if there's any left. Any found dribbling or muttering 'most' will I'm sorry have to be left to fend for themselves.

All the peep's can stay till the flooding around their house's/field's in N/S has subsided. Local band's will entertain most evening's.

As you will ascertain this is a program in progress and more thing's will be added as required. To include MAYBE a visit by the local hunt, you might even be allowed to touch the horses, Tip stay well clear of the Irish Wolf hound's though.

There is just one proviso under no circumstances will ANYONE be allowed political asylum. All will have to return to what ever's left of the home's, If per chance their place's have been washed away the lone of a tent might be allowed.

H/M K.P.P.

H. CITY

[exeter]

KPP, pesticide city sounds more likely! You should errect those boards with skull and cross bones on to warn people not to cross on account of damage thats caused by rampant farmers burning sugar canes with quick burn powder. KPP is the only place I have heard of that has life guards but no sea, river or beach, not surprising the railway gave it a wide berth.

Last night I sat out on my balcony, sipping my tequila sunrise and enjoyed the silence apart from the night life ( frogs the oners with webbed feet ) and gazed at the stars, yes crystal clear that must have surprised you, the air was as clear as an elephants eye and the moon shone romatically over the countryside, yes its heavenley here all right and non of that banned hunting twaddly what do you bother to get dressed up for? What do you hunt up there and dont say peeps from N/S they are 2 clever for you up class twits!

Back to the balcony, relax and think of the ODI coming up the tests are lost I fear, black armband stuff

[necronx99]

Cricket is dreadful today,..........................

You're probably getting a better quality than we're getting against the useless Indians...

1st ODI about to start, about 5k people in the MCG...

[taff33]

All ways use the by-pass, NS looks OK from there.

[nong38]

Today is a spanking day for a stroll along the N/S promenade, north west side od the river bridge, ghosh it is really spiffing, done a grand job and more than ahandful of super places to refuel along the way, it free for all Sawanians but if the BIB catch anyone from over the border without a valid ticket then its curtains for you so be warned, no riff raff allowed. Ignorance is not the better part of valour. I might be able to provide tickets for suitable visitors who have the correct papers, and dress code. Clean underwear, no odd socks or shoes. Bowler or top hats are optional, No knotted hankies, flags of KPP or buckets and spades. Letter from doctor stating recipient does not dribble when refueling.

Well time for a bit of strolling, think I have to take the salute at a march past today! So much happening here in N/S, best sit down and catch my breath

[fredob43]

Today is a spanking day for a stroll along the N/S promenade, north west side od the river bridge, ghosh it is really spiffing, done a grand job and more than ahandful of super places to refuel along the way, it free for all Sawanians but if the BIB catch anyone from over the border without a valid ticket then its curtains for you so be warned, no riff raff allowed. Ignorance is not the better part of valour. I might be able to provide tickets for suitable visitors who have the correct papers, and dress code. Clean underwear, no odd socks or shoes. Bowler or top hats are optional, No knotted hankies, flags of KPP or buckets and spades. Letter from doctor stating recipient does not dribble when refueling.

Well time for a bit of strolling, think I have to take the salute at a march past today! So much happening here in N/S, best sit down and catch my breath

I see that exeter has come out of the wood work at long last, look's like he's still confused though usual drivel skull and cross bone's jolly roger now he think's he's some sort of corsair, Black Beard maybe. Next he'll be splicing the main brace, not an easy thing to do when you rapped up in a strait jacket.

Yes Dave I think you should sit down I can hear your wheezing from here.

Me think's you should scan back over some of the post's I won't go into them as it would take to long, suffice to say that you two seem to be the only peep's that think N/S is OK, does that not tell you something ???

Re us upper crust's or anyone wanting to enter N/S, you'll be pleased to hear that there a little thing called the bypass that's the road everyone use's, not only does it cut orrrf several km it save's the Limo's from getting covered in greasy grime.

To round orrrf I must state that I have been to N/S on several occasion's and every time the place doesn't improve. So please inform me the last time you had some smog free air BKK maybe or even at the N/S Bus station/car park at Big C.

H/M K.P.P.

HERITAGE CITY.

[nong38]

Today is a spanking day for a stroll along the N/S promenade, north west side od the river bridge, ghosh it is really spiffing, done a grand job and more than ahandful of super places to refuel along the way, it free for all Sawanians but if the BIB catch anyone from over the border without a valid ticket then its curtains for you so be warned, no riff raff allowed. Ignorance is not the better part of valour. I might be able to provide tickets for suitable visitors who have the correct papers, and dress code. Clean underwear, no odd socks or shoes. Bowler or top hats are optional, No knotted hankies, flags of KPP or buckets and spades. Letter from doctor stating recipient does not dribble when refueling.

Well time for a bit of strolling, think I have to take the salute at a march past today! So much happening here in N/S, best sit down and catch my breath

I see that exeter has come out of the wood work at long last, look's like he's still confused though usual drivel skull and cross bone's jolly roger now he think's he's some sort of corsair, Black Beard maybe. Next he'll be splicing the main brace, not an easy thing to do when you rapped up in a strait jacket.

Yes Dave I think you should sit down I can hear your wheezing from here.

Me think's you should scan back over some of the post's I won't go into them as it would take to long, suffice to say that you two seem to be the only peep's that think N/S is OK, does that not tell you something ???

Re us upper crust's or anyone wanting to enter N/S, you'll be pleased to hear that there a little thing called the bypass that's the road everyone use's, not only does it cut orrrf several km it save's the Limo's from getting covered in greasy grime.

To round orrrf I must state that I have been to N/S on several occasion's and every time the place doesn't improve. So please inform me the last time you had some smog free air BKK maybe or even at the N/S Bus station/car park at Big C.

H/M K.P.P.

HERITAGE CITY.

Last smog free day, today and the By Pass was for KPP folk to turn right or left depending on which you are going so they would not have pass through the "Heavenly City" and be embarassed by how backward KPP is compared to the HC.

Also as you lot are bunch of cheapskates you make no contribution to the local economy, some folk from up wind, we know when you are coming, cannot even find Tesco's! ( they dont give double green shield stamps on tuesdays anymore).

[exeter]

Another wonderful night stargazing with a Bombay Sapphie in one hand and a bag of crisps in the other, the crisps crunching was the only sound to be heard in this tranquail paradise called Utopia ( N/S to you lot north of here)Visibility is at maximum, no smoke no fumes where do KPP get their information, not from a reliable source it has to be said.

It occurs to me that the talk of fumes, diesel fumes etc that emulates from folk over the northern border have solved the mystery themselves, they are coming from their own vehicles. Both inside through the air management system and outside by the obvious poor maintenence of their steeds, must remember to get them serviced and to put in oil in! that is all free information for you.

Now I have to go and do some serious relaxing in paradise, sorry you cannot join me, the air is to pure here for you in the respirator brigade, breath well today could be your last, beware the sugar cane essence!

[fredob43]

Another wonderful night stargazing with a Bombay Sapphie in one hand and a bag of crisps in the other, the crisps crunching was the only sound to be heard in this tranquail paradise called Utopia ( N/S to you lot north of here)Visibility is at maximum, no smoke no fumes where do KPP get their information, not from a reliable source it has to be said.

It occurs to me that the talk of fumes, diesel fumes etc that emulates from folk over the northern border have solved the mystery themselves, they are coming from their own vehicles. Both inside through the air management system and outside by the obvious poor maintenence of their steeds, must remember to get them serviced and to put in oil in! that is all free information for you.

Now I have to go and do some serious relaxing in paradise, sorry you cannot join me, the air is to pure here for you in the respirator brigade, breath well today could be your last, beware the sugar cane essence!

I thought you N/S "Nauseous Smog" peep's might like to hear how my morning went.

9am found me relaxing on the granite patio musing to myself on how the hunt went yesterday, my favorite Wolf hound Gnasher curled at my feet, John (Butler) had just arrived with my morning coffee and neatly folded freshly ironed BKK Post, Thailand answer to the Time's. When I received a call from the gate house, seem's there was a foreign person who was in a very confused state. John went orrrf to get the golf buggy and 15Min: later 'we had taken a short cut via the Croquet lawn' found us at the main Gate, only to find a very well dressed chappy all be it rather smelly in a state of utter distress, John helped him into the G/B and we made our way back to the main House. So far so good, one of the maid's phoned the local doctor who arrived with several nurse's some 20 Min: later, after the usual very low bowing I received, they set to work injection's, drip's, the full monty, look's like we just got him in the nick of time. As he came round he started to narrate his story. The upshot is that he the well dressed person had started orrrf rather late from BKK several day's ago to travel to the north of Thailand on business. It turn's out that he wasn't very conversant with the Journey and found himself in N/S Nauseous Smog. As it was by now very late he had decided to stay the night there, and as we all know that could be fatal, it was then his problem's started. He had found himself a Hotel and eaten a hearty meal then orrrf to bed for an early start. That's when his tail became rather vague, seem's he has been wandering around bemused for the last few day's until as luck would have it arrived at Hunt Master Mansion's.

Report from the Doctor is that he is suffering from lack of Oxygen/food poisoning that's just two of his very many ailment's. Don't panic he's going to spend a few day's here to convalesce.

You'll be pleased to hear he's not going to sue you lot as he now realise's he should have taken the Bypass.

H/M. K.P.P.

H/CITY.

[nong38]

Well what can I say, have you given any servants their freedom recently? Sounds like the old colonial days of the Late Great British Empire or is it Umpire? I think your are about 80 years behind the rest of the country and especially "Utopia" which is so advanced that and I should not really be letting this tiger out of the bag yet, but it is rumoured that N/S has thrown its hat into the ring to be the new capital of Thailand, something I am right behind, I will be on for a bit of tea money, 300 bts a day living allowance and my own private Song Tuew ( repainted with "white Ensign" promenent. Yingluck is apparently having a holiday home built here. When asked why she close Utopia rather than KPP she was heard to reply "Where?"

Today has been a typical day for me, checking the diary for engagements, 9am took the salute as the heroic N/S air force flew past the residence. 9.15 March past with Wat Si Neah childrens band providing the sound effects. 945 coffee with penguins ( Macdonalds ).

1015. Attend to post and discuss ongoing problems with KPP residents trying to claim political asylum. 1100 bicycle tour of the village ecchanging pleasanties on route. 1145 call at the weather station to check air quality and other data, all excellent. 1215 Tour of the local 7-11 and receive boxes of supplies, some liquid but purely to be used in a medicinal way, tthen it was a return to clear view house for coffee and 1 hour on BBC radio 5. 1300 cricket, oh clear diary jolly good. Lets hope the chaps do what they have not done for a while eh?

[fredob43]

Well what can I say, have you given any servants their freedom recently? Sounds like the old colonial days of the Late Great British Empire or is it Umpire? I think your are about 80 years behind the rest of the country and especially "Utopia" which is so advanced that and I should not really be letting this tiger out of the bag yet, but it is rumoured that N/S has thrown its hat into the ring to be the new capital of Thailand, something I am right behind, I will be on for a bit of tea money, 300 bts a day living allowance and my own private Song Tuew ( repainted with "white Ensign" promenent. Yingluck is apparently having a holiday home built here. When asked why she close Utopia rather than KPP she was heard to reply "Where?"

Today has been a typical day for me, checking the diary for engagements, 9am took the salute as the heroic N/S air force flew past the residence. 9.15 March past with Wat Si Neah childrens band providing the sound effects. 945 coffee with penguins ( Macdonalds ).

1015. Attend to post and discuss ongoing problems with KPP residents trying to claim political asylum. 1100 bicycle tour of the village ecchanging pleasanties on route. 1145 call at the weather station to check air quality and other data, all excellent. 1215 Tour of the local 7-11 and receive boxes of supplies, some liquid but purely to be used in a medicinal way, tthen it was a return to clear view house for coffee and 1 hour on BBC radio 5. 1300 cricket, oh clear diary jolly good. Lets hope the chaps do what they have not done for a while eh?

I'll let you know that I employ all these peep's some twenty + at the last count. They all have been given English name's N/B John (butler) James (chauffeurs) it was their idea as they wanted to feel more upmarket.

The new BKK not a chance come on then how are you in the running for that??? Yingluck has already designated Nauseous Smog a flood zone, some 2 Mil: Rai of same.

Tea money yes you might get some of that but only when your place flood's as mark my word's it will do.

In reply to another post you put in Dave do we have a red shirt shirt village here well did have some year's ago, they even tried to join the hunt once Bounder's but were spotted very quickly as their shout of Thaksin Ho and not Tally Ho gave them away. It was burnt down several month's ago. That's the aria we are going to place the tent's and the field kitchen's to help you lot out.

Point of order re us upper class wanting to go to your Tesco's, why should we want to do that we have a Tesco in K.P.P. and they still give out green stamp's but on a Thursday. Taking odd's at the moment as to when Tesco's flood's again this year. Oct: the 13th seem's the most popular to date.

Very appropriate the WHITE Ensign please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that the Flag that they fly on BOAT'S. Getting ready for the re naming from Nauseous Smog to Water World are we.

I can see the new card's your having printed compliment's Deck Hand Dave. Look on the bright side it's one step up from cleaner of head's.

Got to go now as have to have a chat with our new guest, if he's well enough he might join us for supper tonight our French chef is cooking up beef consomme, poached Dover sole, followed by roast Pheasant bread sauce & game chip's, Wine's as appropriate. Fresh fruit from our orchid and imported cheese's. Delish.

Don't like to rub it in but exeter's bag of crisp and perfumed gin say's it all really.

H/M K.P.P.

H/CITY.

[wayned]

I live in Nakhon Sawan Province, but not for all of the reasons posted here. I live in the country about 100 kilometers from the "city", have amimals and crops and just like it. Sure it's a dirty time of the year with the burning of the sugar cane, mine included, but I can go outside an look up at the sky at 0300 and see as much as I would ever see in a planitarium, and the local people are wonderful. I go to the "city" once a month to buy basics at Big C and dread going and am joyfull when it's over. I have never had a desire to join the club in the "beer bar" in the food court to google at the friendly waitresses.

UTOPIA is a registerd British acronym" Usable Technology for Older People Inclusive & Appropuiate. If it's your UTOPIA then so be it!