If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.

Be careful what you purchase on eBay.

A friend spent $50 on a penis enlarger.

Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.

Instructions said, "Do not use in the sunlight"

He's right be careful, a friend spent a bunch on an authentic reproduction retro coat and hat rack - he received 4 old nails!

It wasn't until the next day when his 50 cigarette lighters as used by American servicemen appeared to be a box of Swan Vestas that he twigged!

Sent from Android please excuse errors in type or judgement

I won't go into details about my recent Air Guitar purchases.

I feel like such a fool.

I won't go into details about my recent Air Guitar purchases.

I feel like such a fool.

Clown maybe ... fool, surely not.

Share away ...

(don't worry ... I know it's the jokes section!)

Maybe this is you?

Actual photo from the world championships

Ahh, the irony

Must watch ...

http://johns-jokes.com/I-got-banned-from-Ebay.html

Must watch ...

Thank you for that, not only the performers, but the producers and the people who gave up their time (and money) - unless there was free buses have made me feel useful!

Years ago, in the back of a comic book, there was an ad for bug killer - guaranteed to kill unlimited number of bugs and insects. When you ordered, you got a small bamboo tube, closed at one end, with a plunger. You put the bug in the tube and press the plunger in to kill it.