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One day, a man is walking down the street when he hears a voice say to him "Go to Vegas, go to Vegas." The man turns around but doesnt see anybody there. Thinking nothing of it, he continues his walk and again hears the same voice, "Go to Vegas, go to Vegas."

So the man gets on an airplane and flys to Las Vegas. Once he arrives, he hears the same voice tell him "Get to the casino, now!" Quickly, the man gets a taxi to the nearset casino.

Once at the casino the voice says to him, "Quick, go to the Roulette table." The man rushes to the table only to hear the voice tell him "Take all your money and put it on Red!" He takes all the money out of his pocket and places it on Red.

The ball starts to spin and spin and finally lands. The Roulette operator calls out "Black 17." The man hears the voice in his head, "DAMMIT!"

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