Class Action Lawsuit Filed Against Budweiser

[El_D]

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's

suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat

an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that

true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot

coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and

still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser

fer all them ugly women I slept with?