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I wouldn't be worried about mosquitoes, i'd be worried about rain with electric sockets on the balcony.

Not if it's big enough so that they aren't exposed. We have electric sockets on ours (not a balcony, strictly speaking, more of a sala / veranda type thing) and it's very handy.

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You know its too hot in Thailand when...... instead of ignoring him you respond and react to such an obvious and trollish attempt at misdirecting a thread off topic and into an on online argument by one of TV's more prolific keyboard warriors !!!.....

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I wouldn't be worried about mosquitoes, i'd be worried about rain with electric sockets on the balcony.

Not if it's big enough so that they aren't exposed. We have electric sockets on ours (not a balcony, strictly speaking, more of a sala / veranda type thing) and it's very handy.

Yes mine was more like that too. Very wide. Sockets were protected and well away from rain etc.

I do believe myself of having a modicum of intelligence...whistling.gif

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You know its too hot in Thailand when you find any excuse to argue with someone you dont know.

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I wouldn't be worried about mosquitoes, i'd be worried about rain with electric sockets on the balcony.

Not if it's big enough so that they aren't exposed. We have electric sockets on ours (not a balcony, strictly speaking, more of a sala / veranda type thing) and it's very handy.

Yes mine was more like that too. Very wide. Sockets were protected and well away from rain etc.

I do believe myself of having a modicum of intelligence...whistling.gif

I wasn't calling you stupid. It's just you read about people being shocked to death from the electrics in Thailand. Fridges, showers and sockets outside. Sorry for any offence. wai.gif

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You know it's hot in Thailand when you buy a large bottle of Leo from the 7/11 and stand outside with the bottle unopened and roll it over your body to cool down.

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You know it's hot in Thailand when you look at Dean999's avatar and mistakenly think you're viewing the Colorado River flowing through the Grand Canyon, and on closer inspection find it's a rivulet of sweat flowing between two boulders. rolleyes.gif

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You know it's hot in Thailand when you buy a large bottle of Leo from the 7/11 and stand outside with the bottle unopened and roll it over your body to cool down.

You could do what the cheep charlies do and hang around inside the 7-11 to cool down... (Note: no reference to any specific race or nationality !)...

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Cant wait for his next retort....suppose next he will accuse me of being a beerist as I am discriminating against Leo drinkers

I am head of the anti-beeramation league you know. No anti-beerites tolerated.

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I wouldn't be worried about mosquitoes, i'd be worried about rain with electric sockets on the balcony.

Not if it's big enough so that they aren't exposed. We have electric sockets on ours (not a balcony, strictly speaking, more of a sala / veranda type thing) and it's very handy.

Yes mine was more like that too. Very wide. Sockets were protected and well away from rain etc.

I do believe myself of having a modicum of intelligence...whistling.gif

I wasn't calling you stupid. It's just you read about people being shocked to death from the electrics in Thailand. Fridges, showers and sockets outside. Sorry for any offence. wai.gif

Haha, it was meant as a tongue-in-cheek retort. Sorry for any confusion Dean. Heck dont blame you for thinking i was offended though, with all the bickering going on, its a bloody mad house in here!

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Which gets us back on topic.

I think ill try get some crumpets next. Apparently we are evolved from them.

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Which gets us back on topic.

I think ill try get some crumpets next. Apparently we are evolved from them.

Do you ever put your crumpet in the fridge?

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There's no place for necrophilia in this forum; just as well, in this heat

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You know it's hot when every other Facebook status you read is either a picture of today's temperature chart showing 39 degrees, "rawn maak maak", or some other reference to how hot it is outside.

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when you slip off your leather couch onto the floor while watching tv naked .......

Why would you be sitting naked on couch watching TV or shouldnt i ask ?....whistling.gif

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when you slip off your leather couch onto the floor while watching tv naked .......

Why would you be sitting naked on couch watching TV or shouldnt i ask ?....whistling.gif

Where do you watch TV?

Or was it the naked bit you were querying? Do you dress for TV?

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I really preferred this when it was about shit. My greatest "slip down" was crossing 6 lanes of traffic in Beijing. The upside was the smartly dressed doorman, at the apartment block we were staying in, saluting me firmly whilst I limped past with shit dribbling down my leg. How my wife laughed....and OH how I didn't!

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A friend of mine in the Uk was feeling ill so called in sick. To cheer himself up he went to buy a porno mag. As he chose the one he wanted he sneezed and liquid shit shot out of his arse. No wanting to go home empty handed, he acted cool and bought the porno anyway.

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You know it's hot when you sit down outside and you smell fat burning or sh_t........just to keep 'draftvader' happy. thumbsup.gif

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