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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing

surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist

lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later

he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and

legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold

medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a

cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a

freight train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with

was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United

States."

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