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Baan Totster... Den Of Iniquity...

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CMON THEN!!! IF YOU THINK YOU´re HARD ENOUGH!!!! Invade my nation!!!!

:o:D

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CMON THEN!!! IF YOU THINK YOU´re HARD ENOUGH!!!! Invade my nation!!!!

:D :D

Hardly think a bar constitues as a nation. :o

It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

Let the Revolution begin!! :o

It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

Let the Revolution begin!! :o

Who'll be the first up against the wall???

It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

Let the Revolution begin!! :o

Who'll be the first up against the wall???

The Sober ones. Each will be given one shot, there choice, to start. :D

It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

Let the Revolution begin!! :o

Who'll be the first up against the wall???

The Sober ones. Each will be given one shot, there choice, to start. :D

If we have time, will 'hung, drawn and quartered' be an option? It's only good enough for some!

It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

Let the Revolution begin!! :o

Who'll be the first up against the wall???

The Sober ones. Each will be given one shot, there choice, to start. :D

Shot choice:

B52, Kamikaze, Cucaracha (Cockroach),

if you are a bit harder, we can give you a flaming orgasm.

If you refuse any of the above shots,

you may make a choice of being shot by:

Ak47,

Remington

Uzi,

M16

RPG (for when you really wanna totally obliterate the teetotaling Mofo.)

edit: insert Klown font

It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

Let the Revolution begin!! :o

Who'll be the first up against the wall???

The Sober ones. Each will be given one shot, there choice, to start. :D

Shot choice:

B52, Kamikaze, Cucaracha (Cockroach),

if you are a bit harder, we can give you a flaming orgasm.

I want a Bloody Brain! :D

If you refuse any of the above shots,

you may make a choice of being shot by:

Ak47,

Remington

Uzi,

M16

RPG (for when you really wanna totally obliterate the teetotaling Mofo.)

edit: insert Klown font

Bloody Brain recipe:

Ingredients

3/4 oz peach schnapps

Bailey's® Irish cream

5 - 7 drops grenadine syrup

directions:

Pour peach schnapps into a cordial glass, and gently float bailey's irish cream on top. Add the grenadine, in seperate drops, into the glass. Serve. :o

regards, Chris Clapton bartender.

Bloody Brain recipe:

Ingredients

3/4 oz peach schnapps

Bailey's® Irish cream

5 - 7 drops grenadine syrup

directions:

Pour peach schnapps into a cordial glass, and gently float bailey's irish cream on top. Add the grenadine, in seperate drops, into the glass. Serve. :D

regards, Chris Clapton bartender.

That's why I like you!! :o:D

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Bloody Brain recipe:

Ingredients

3/4 oz peach schnapps

Bailey's® Irish cream

5 - 7 drops grenadine syrup

directions:

Pour peach schnapps into a cordial glass, and gently float bailey's irish cream on top. Add the grenadine, in seperate drops, into the glass. Serve. :D

regards, Chris Clapton bartender.

That's why I like you!! :D:D

Yum. can i have two? :o

Thanks bops... :D

Pats, You can have as many as it takes to get you to get your melon´s out again.... TOTSTER, I{ve succeeded in waking her up againb..... :D :D

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TOTSTER, I{ve succeeded in waking her up againb..... :o:D

Well done .. good job.. you can have a toffee apple now.. :D

totster :D

Toffee Apple Martini

In a Martini shaker filled with ice combine

• 0.75 oz of Sour Apple liqueur

• 0.75 of apple flavoured or regular vodka

• 0.5 oz of butterscotch liqueur

• a squeeze of fresh lime juice

Shake vigorously and strain into a chilled martini glass

Garnish with a caramel square soft toffee on the side of the glass

Your´s Truly,

Your´friendly Neighbourhood Bartender! :o:D

Toffee Apple Martini

In a Martini shaker filled with ice combine

• 0.75 oz of Sour Apple liqueur

• 0.75 of apple flavoured or regular vodka

• 0.5 oz of butterscotch liqueur

• a squeeze of fresh lime juice

Shake vigorously and strain into a chilled martini glass

Garnish with a caramel square soft toffee on the side of the glass

Your´s Truly,

Your´friendly Neighbourhood Bartender! :o:D

Sounds a bit sickly!!! Could I have a nice dry white wine?

Hey friendly neighbourhood bartender, what's the world cup promotion in this place? Only a few shots and then no more after 90 minutes? I hope not.

...Whatever it's on for, get me a double of it! :D

:o

KY

Toffee Apple Martini

In a Martini shaker filled with ice combine

• 0.75 oz of Sour Apple liqueur

• 0.75 of apple flavoured or regular vodka

• 0.5 oz of butterscotch liqueur

• a squeeze of fresh lime juice

Shake vigorously and strain into a chilled martini glass

Garnish with a caramel square soft toffee on the side of the glass

Your´s Truly,

Your´friendly Neighbourhood Bartender! :D:D

Oh yeah, he's good. :o

There will be a football world cup available in banana Totsters idle moment museum, when the world cup starts.

In the meantime, here's another type of world cup. :o:D

There will be a football world cup available in banana Totsters idle moment museum, when the world cup starts.

In the meantime, here's another type of world cup. :o:D

You ever enter a bartender competition?

no mate, nothing to prove. Leave that to nitwits.

and americans.

(Oops, sorry for the repetition)

Really, I don´t like he competitive thing much. Life´s challenging enough.

Really, I don´t like he competitive thing much. Life´s challenging enough.

Deeply profound comment Kayo.

Oh! Isn't it just a darling sentence! I'm so happy, I could copulate with a tigress on the surf of the black pacific beaches of Nicaragua

For example.

Oh! Isn't it just a darling sentence! I'm so happy, I could copulate with a tigress on the surf of the black pacific beaches of Nicaragua

For example.

Oh good, we've moved away from sheep. :o

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I could copulate with a tigress on the surf of the black pacific beaches of Nicaragua

I bet you couldn't ! :o

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fair nuff.... You know, (and yes, this is the honest truth....) the sentence I just made up had nothing (at least nothing conscience) to do with your avatar suegha.

Quite fitting really, uupon reflection.

fair nuff.... You know, (and yes, this is the honest truth....) the sentence I just made up had nothing (at least nothing conscience) to do with your avatar suegha.

Quite fitting really, uupon reflection.

Well, that's good. For a moment I thought you wanted to sleep with Suegha! :o

Right then, Just keeping the last word fred in check. I{m at work if anybody needs anything.

Right then, Just keeping the last word fred in check. I{m at work if anybody needs anything.

What? Why you going away. I ain't mad at ya if you want to sleep with Suegha, or his tiger, but ya might wanna ask him first. :o

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Well, that's good. For a moment I thought you wanted to sleep with Suegha! :D

He doesn't want to sleep with Seugha... :o

totster :D

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