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It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

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It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

Let the Revolution begin!! :o

Who'll be the first up against the wall???

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It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

Let the Revolution begin!! :o

Who'll be the first up against the wall???

The Sober ones. Each will be given one shot, there choice, to start. :D

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It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

Let the Revolution begin!! :o

Who'll be the first up against the wall???

The Sober ones. Each will be given one shot, there choice, to start. :D

If we have time, will 'hung, drawn and quartered' be an option? It's only good enough for some!

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It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

Let the Revolution begin!! :o

Who'll be the first up against the wall???

The Sober ones. Each will be given one shot, there choice, to start. :D

Shot choice:

B52, Kamikaze, Cucaracha (Cockroach),

if you are a bit harder, we can give you a flaming orgasm.

If you refuse any of the above shots,

you may make a choice of being shot by:

Ak47,

Remington

Uzi,

M16

RPG (for when you really wanna totally obliterate the teetotaling Mofo.)

edit: insert Klown font

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It doesn´t take much to turn a a bar into a state, state into a nation,..-.... Someday....

Let the Revolution begin!! :o

Who'll be the first up against the wall???

The Sober ones. Each will be given one shot, there choice, to start. :D

Shot choice:

B52, Kamikaze, Cucaracha (Cockroach),

if you are a bit harder, we can give you a flaming orgasm.

I want a Bloody Brain! :D

If you refuse any of the above shots,

you may make a choice of being shot by:

Ak47,

Remington

Uzi,

M16

RPG (for when you really wanna totally obliterate the teetotaling Mofo.)

edit: insert Klown font

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Bloody Brain recipe:

Ingredients

3/4 oz peach schnapps

Bailey's® Irish cream

5 - 7 drops grenadine syrup

directions:

Pour peach schnapps into a cordial glass, and gently float bailey's irish cream on top. Add the grenadine, in seperate drops, into the glass. Serve. :o

regards, Chris Clapton bartender.

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Bloody Brain recipe:

Ingredients

3/4 oz peach schnapps

Bailey's® Irish cream

5 - 7 drops grenadine syrup

directions:

Pour peach schnapps into a cordial glass, and gently float bailey's irish cream on top. Add the grenadine, in seperate drops, into the glass. Serve. :D

regards, Chris Clapton bartender.

That's why I like you!! :o:D

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Bloody Brain recipe:

Ingredients

3/4 oz peach schnapps

Bailey's® Irish cream

5 - 7 drops grenadine syrup

directions:

Pour peach schnapps into a cordial glass, and gently float bailey's irish cream on top. Add the grenadine, in seperate drops, into the glass. Serve. :D

regards, Chris Clapton bartender.

That's why I like you!! :D:D

Yum. can i have two? :o

Thanks bops... :D

Pats, You can have as many as it takes to get you to get your melon´s out again.... TOTSTER, I{ve succeeded in waking her up againb..... :D :D

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TOTSTER, I{ve succeeded in waking her up againb..... :o:D

Well done .. good job.. you can have a toffee apple now.. :D

totster :D

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Toffee Apple Martini

In a Martini shaker filled with ice combine

• 0.75 oz of Sour Apple liqueur

• 0.75 of apple flavoured or regular vodka

• 0.5 oz of butterscotch liqueur

• a squeeze of fresh lime juice

Shake vigorously and strain into a chilled martini glass

Garnish with a caramel square soft toffee on the side of the glass

Your´s Truly,

Your´friendly Neighbourhood Bartender! :o:D

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Toffee Apple Martini

In a Martini shaker filled with ice combine

• 0.75 oz of Sour Apple liqueur

• 0.75 of apple flavoured or regular vodka

• 0.5 oz of butterscotch liqueur

• a squeeze of fresh lime juice

Shake vigorously and strain into a chilled martini glass

Garnish with a caramel square soft toffee on the side of the glass

Your´s Truly,

Your´friendly Neighbourhood Bartender! :o:D

Sounds a bit sickly!!! Could I have a nice dry white wine?

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Hey friendly neighbourhood bartender, what's the world cup promotion in this place? Only a few shots and then no more after 90 minutes? I hope not.

...Whatever it's on for, get me a double of it! :D

:o

KY

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Toffee Apple Martini

In a Martini shaker filled with ice combine

• 0.75 oz of Sour Apple liqueur

• 0.75 of apple flavoured or regular vodka

• 0.5 oz of butterscotch liqueur

• a squeeze of fresh lime juice

Shake vigorously and strain into a chilled martini glass

Garnish with a caramel square soft toffee on the side of the glass

Your´s Truly,

Your´friendly Neighbourhood Bartender! :D:D

Oh yeah, he's good. :o

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no mate, nothing to prove. Leave that to nitwits.

and americans.

(Oops, sorry for the repetition)

Really, I don´t like he competitive thing much. Life´s challenging enough.

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Oh! Isn't it just a darling sentence! I'm so happy, I could copulate with a tigress on the surf of the black pacific beaches of Nicaragua

For example.

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Oh! Isn't it just a darling sentence! I'm so happy, I could copulate with a tigress on the surf of the black pacific beaches of Nicaragua

For example.

Oh good, we've moved away from sheep. :o

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fair nuff.... You know, (and yes, this is the honest truth....) the sentence I just made up had nothing (at least nothing conscience) to do with your avatar suegha.

Quite fitting really, uupon reflection.

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fair nuff.... You know, (and yes, this is the honest truth....) the sentence I just made up had nothing (at least nothing conscience) to do with your avatar suegha.

Quite fitting really, uupon reflection.

Well, that's good. For a moment I thought you wanted to sleep with Suegha! :o

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Right then, Just keeping the last word fred in check. I{m at work if anybody needs anything.

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Right then, Just keeping the last word fred in check. I{m at work if anybody needs anything.

What? Why you going away. I ain't mad at ya if you want to sleep with Suegha, or his tiger, but ya might wanna ask him first. :o

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Well, that's good. For a moment I thought you wanted to sleep with Suegha! :D

He doesn't want to sleep with Seugha... :o

totster :D

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