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Baan Totster... Den Of Iniquity...

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off to africa tomorrow.....

Bon voyage... good luck.. enjoy your trip, we'll miss you :o

totster :D

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Shall be back.

Just make sure this thread is still going strong, good laugh.

Bye everyone and all.

Got to take my cats to the kennels in 30 minutes...

Then buy a suitcase, iron, pack, change money etc. SCYPE my boyfriend and then off (oh sorry forgot to mention, shave legs, do bikini line)

And get those damned watermelon pips out of my hair - bane (sp?) of my life...

Glauka, just make sure that Woofie doesn't get too puffed up and red, ok? And get some decent parking...

patsy please dont go

if its the money we will give you more

i hae just ordered a gross of melons <deleted> are we going to do with them

fine

if you would rather spend time with your boyfriend than us no big deal

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if its the money we will give you more

ha.. speak for yourself... :o

totster :D

Boyfriend in England - me Switzerland and in about three hours off to Darkest Africa without boyfriend...

No amount of money will make me miss this holiday!! But may see you lot in Thailand in April with my big water pistol.

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But may see you lot in Thailand in April with my big water pistol.

Now THAT scares me... :o

totster :D

sung to the tune of i will survive

(idea stolen from the joke's forum)

i'm back from outa town

whats wrong with glauka

why is she wearing a big frown

did she slip when dancing

from the pips from patsys act

or is she huffing because kayo

has not shown any tact

glauka,we need supplies

crisps and beer and liqour

and wolfies heart and kidney pies

werent you the one who asked if you could clean the bogs

i walk through the back door

and the place has gone to the dogs

no no just mop the floor

i had just one beer

any chance of anymore

rus should have changed that empty keg

but insted he went to pee

i am thirsty and can't wait

so i'll borrow totsters keys

it took all the strength i had

just to move the keg

the floor is slippy with alex' goo

i nearly broke my leg

there's a pile of empty virgins

that look like the undead

4 meters high

why can't wolfie just eat thai

someone can add another couple of verse's if they want :D

:o:D I Love it... This will be recorded one day by the lot of us, and we´ll top the charts better than any we are the world songs.....!

Everytime I come back here ten new pages have been added. What the fck is going on? :D

It´s called Popularity.

Change your settings - I got all 247 posts, but only on seven pages. Rather manageable I´d say.

Totser, Excellent thread Compadre!

Patsy GREAT TRIP DEAR:....... Bring back some big black melons from the COngo, y´hear??!!!

Shall be back.

Just make sure this thread is still going strong, good laugh.

Bye everyone and all.

Got to take my cats to the kennels in 30 minutes...

Then buy a suitcase, iron, pack, change money etc. SCYPE my boyfriend and then off (oh sorry forgot to mention, shave legs, do bikini line)

And get those damned watermelon pips out of my hair - bane (sp?) of my life...

Glauka, just make sure that Woofie doesn't get too puffed up and red, ok? And get some decent parking...

Have fun and be safe. BTW, what part of Africa?

sung to the tune of i will survive

(idea stolen from the joke's forum)

i'm back from outa town

whats wrong with glauka

why is she wearing a big frown

did she slip when dancing

from the pips from patsys act

or is she huffing because kayo

has not shown any tact

glauka,we need supplies

crisps and beer and liqour

and wolfies heart and kidney pies

werent you the one who asked if you could clean the bogs

i walk through the back door

and the place has gone to the dogs

no no just mop the floor

i had just one beer

any chance of anymore

rus should have changed that empty keg

but insted he went to pee

i am thirsty and can't wait

so i'll borrow totsters keys

it took all the strength i had

just to move the keg

the floor is slippy with alex' goo

i nearly broke my leg

there's a pile of empty virgins

that look like the undead

4 meters high

why can't wolfie just eat thai

someone can add another couple of verse's if they want :D

:o:D I Love it... This will be recorded one day by the lot of us, and we´ll top the charts better than any we are the world songs.....!

Everytime I come back here ten new pages have been added. What the fck is going on? :D

It´s called Popularity. I never knew what popularity was. :D:D

Change your settings What setting are you talking about?

- I got all 247 posts, but only on seven pages. Rather manageable I´d say.

Totser, Excellent thread Compadre!

Patsy GREAT TRIP DEAR:....... Bring back some big black melons from the COngo, y´hear??!!!

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What setting are you talking about?[/color]

Got to

My Controls

Then on the left hand side of the page scroll down and click Board Settings ( under the heading of options )

From here you can change " Number of posts for each topic page "

totster :o

How banal Tots.... :o:D

Can't wait to hear about Patsy's deepest darkest Africa adventure (be careful darling!) :D Voyeurs aren't we?

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How banal Tots.... :o:D

oh.... :D

we had to have a discussion in chat about what that word meant !

totster :D

How banal Tots.... :o:D

oh.... :D

we had to have a discussion in chat about what that word meant !

totster :D

:D I can imagine the discussion that went on. Did anyone think to whip out a dictionary?

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How banal Tots.... :o:D

oh.... :D

we had to have a discussion in chat about what that word meant !

totster :D

:D I can imagine the discussion that went on. Did anyone think to whip out a dictionary?

Well....

lovejoy and myself had a look at the online dictionary... yorky seemed to know what it meant already.. :D

totster :D

What setting are you talking about?[/color]

Got to

My Controls

Then on the left hand side of the page scroll down and click Board Settings ( under the heading of options )

From here you can change " Number of posts for each topic page "

totster :D

OH, Okay. Sorry, a little slow over here. :o

nobody here...I go for few days...and the bar is empty- no drinks left...the rooms haven´t been cleaned and nobody is running the melon show...Patsycat enjoy your holidays because there are many things to do here at your return...

Well I am going to get some stock for the bar and star with the clean up...

Where is Wolfie? Is he just trying to get some virgins on his own?

Well I will get one for tomorrow...

And what is this new song being played in the harem...I like it though....

Thaibebop i will get a drink for you so that you can follow the guys craziness... :o

Sake please. Daigino if you have it.

what is daigino? :o

Virgins, someone mentioned a nice fresh, plump, juicy virgin...

I'd like O+ flavour please!

Yummy!

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Virgins, someone mentioned a nice fresh, plump, juicy virgin...

I'd like O+ flavour please!

Yummy!

Hmmm.. we got some olive oil out the back... oh wait.. not that kind of virgin eh ? :D

totster :o

well wolfie you have to wait because I only have B+... :o

Yes we got some oil...why don´t do some fried eggs and a coffe totser?

I am going to see if I cna find something out there for W.

an Oiled virgin... this is getting kinky!

Virgins, someone mentioned a nice fresh, plump, juicy virgin...

I'd like O+ flavour please!

Yummy!

Phuket is low on blood supplies .... no wonder, with Wolfie out there hunting every night!!! :o

A Klown Lurks.... :o

Share a Guinness brother man the night is yet long, even longer for you....!

Why you luurkin....? :o

redrus

A Klown Lurks.... :o

A big hi to you lurking Klown... where ya been? :D

Wolfie I have made a fizzy energy drink for you i ´ve called "Wolfigizer" wold you like some? You can mix it with coke, whisky or animals blood... :o

Thanks but oooooooo those bubbles put my fangs on edge, do you have a non carbonated version available?

and animals blood, really? what kind of creature do you take me for???

:o

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and animals blood, really?

Fancy her thinking that you are a low class Vamp... everyone knows only the lowest vamps resort to animals blood.. :o

totster :D

I need 20 posts for 1,000. Can I come in for a drink? I'm not a virgin (unless it regenerates after a certain length of time) and I don't clean dunnies.

Is there any Sambucca or maybe a Makers Mark in stock? :o

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