trainman34014 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I live in a shop house an' there ain't no garden to piss in...what's the big deal? So you need someone else's garden to piss in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I live in a shop house an' there ain't no garden to piss in...what's the big deal? So you need someone else's garden to piss in? Yeah he is getting fed up pissing off the balcony into the street, stay with the plot old chap.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 OP better set up a sink and hand dryer in his garden so that his neighbors can follow proper hygiene. .....and a small box or cup where they can make donations for the provided service. 2 Baht seems to be the going rate ! Yes.....but it adds up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 OP better set up a sink and hand dryer in his garden so that his neighbors can follow proper hygiene. .....and a small box or cup where they can make donations for the provided service. 2 Baht seems to be the going rate ! That's a steal, if it's also for number 2. I'm tempted to go there for a dump too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendix Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I think I've seen it all now. Someone from France lecturing the rest of the world on personal hygiene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aneliane Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 French are the cleanest in Europe, study finds http://www.france24.com/en/20110628-french-are-cleanest-europe-study-hygiene-united-minds-teva-poll-stereotype Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) I think I've seen it all now. Someone from France lecturing the rest of the world on personal hygiene. Almost as bad as a Glaswegian lecturing on English elocution Edited May 30, 2012 by Soutpeel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocturn Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I live in a shop house an' there ain't no garden to piss in...what's the big deal? you the one with the horses and the firework loving neighbor? Is this the same guy pissing on your land? either you moved into the most evil village in thailand or you have offended someone. these things dont go this sideways over nothing hey man...I don't live in no stinkin' village...they ain't got no shophouses in stinkin' villages...an' we ain't got no stinkin' horses, just small bicycles for small children who toddle around all day and the stepdaughter is pregnant and there is a third one on the way... and, I don't deserve this abuse as I try to do the best that I can...and oh, boo hoo... someone investigate and then castigate this person!...abusive lout! and you threaten my children! my post was intended for the op. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendix Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 French are the cleanest in Europe, study finds http://www.france24....poll-stereotype Pfffft . . surveys, schmurveys. It's well done the French smell like mouldy cheese and the women have hairy armpits. And every city smells like an ashtray. The French can't dispell that universal truth a single survey - it doesn't fit everyone else's worldview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beechboy Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 http://stormpoo.com/index.php?/about/2/ Surely peeing in the street is progress. The French do it all the time. Tin hat on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardjm65 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 it is quite scary to see that most women don't wash their hands. They go to the mirror check their hair and/or make-up, sometimes have a quick rinse without soap (although available) and leave. You do realise your urine is sterile and you can actually drink it....so would suggest not washing hands for Number 1's is ok....but of course you wash your hands after a little Number 2... Erm you do realize that .......In women, as the stream passes over the labia, it inevitably collects a rich menagerie of bacterial flora that naturally congregate in that area. This is why when females are required to provide a urine sample they are always encouraged to part the labia, pass some urine into the toilet to flush the urethral opening clean and then to pee into the pot to achieve a "clean catch" Aneliane, that was slightly more information than I expected. However, next time I'm at a dinner party and the conversation shows signs of flagging, I shall know how to revive it in an instant with this piece of new knowledge, though I suppose most of the ladies would know this already don't you think? I'm sure that both Soutpeel and I would need your assurance that once the recommended procedure has been followed, the "clean catch" would be safe to drink. If one were so inclined, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I'm thinking a clean snatch would result in a clean catch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) it is quite scary to see that most women don't wash their hands. They go to the mirror check their hair and/or make-up, sometimes have a quick rinse without soap (although available) and leave. You do realise your urine is sterile and you can actually drink it....so would suggest not washing hands for Number 1's is ok....but of course you wash your hands after a little Number 2... Erm you do realize that .......In women, as the stream passes over the labia, it inevitably collects a rich menagerie of bacterial flora that naturally congregate in that area. This is why when females are required to provide a urine sample they are always encouraged to part the labia, pass some urine into the toilet to flush the urethral opening clean and then to pee into the pot to achieve a "clean catch" Yes Soutpeel, what are you, ignorant? Edited May 30, 2012 by Semper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 it is quite scary to see that most women don't wash their hands. They go to the mirror check their hair and/or make-up, sometimes have a quick rinse without soap (although available) and leave. You do realise your urine is sterile and you can actually drink it....so would suggest not washing hands for Number 1's is ok....but of course you wash your hands after a little Number 2... Erm you do realize that .......In women, as the stream passes over the labia, it inevitably collects a rich menagerie of bacterial flora that naturally congregate in that area. This is why when females are required to provide a urine sample they are always encouraged to part the labia, pass some urine into the toilet to flush the urethral opening clean and then to pee into the pot to achieve a "clean catch" Yes Soutpeel, what are you, ignorant? Golden shower anyone ?... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I live in a shop house an' there ain't no garden to piss in...what's the big deal? So you need someone else's garden to piss in? Yeah he is getting fed up pissing off the balcony into the street, stay with the plot old chap.. yes...there is a graceful golden arc when pissing off the balcony and the street is a public domain so that no one should get pissed off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aneliane Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 All the classic hits of nursery school are revered here : peepee, pooh, erected willies signs ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draftvader Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 To the OP. Set up a small desk, a smile pile of tissue packets and a plastic tub. All you need then is a sign (in Thai) with B2 for a pee, B5 for a poo, B10 for tissues. When the man turns up next time just hold out your hand, say nothing and don't acknowledge him. He's Thai, he'll know what's expected of him. Though long-winded it would certainly be disarming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YipYipYa123 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 a catapult and some ball bearings should fix the problem ,he would never take his trousers down again in your garden after he feels the first one . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daoyai Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 All the classic hits of nursery school are revered here : peepee, pooh, erected willies signs ... AND lady parts ! woo hoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 All the classic hits of nursery school are revered here : peepee, pooh, erected willies signs ... AND lady parts ! woo hoo! I am still having a problem of getting this part of the post out my head... "encouraged to part the labia"..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 A hose pipe and sprinkler system in your garden..... when you see uninvited guests walk onto your property its time to water the plants yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 A hose pipe and sprinkler system in your garden..... when you see uninvited guests walk onto your property its time to water the plants yourself. why doesnt he just go the whole hog...buy an AK-47 or RPG-7 and when culprits do the dirty deed on his roses...shoot the f8kcers with a 7.62mm round or let off an RPG in their direction or better still buy a sherman tank.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) OP. Have you notified the police? Crimes like these, must be thoroughly investigated. Edited May 30, 2012 by Semper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 OP. Have you notified the police? Crimes like these, must be thoroughly investigated. He must report this to his embassy immediately...they can raise the issue at diplomatic level with the Thai goverment....cant have the natives p*ssing on the roses and daffodiles anytime they want old chap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KunMatt Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Is the OP really such an ass or is this just some type of weird joke I've stumbled across? If it is real, then the fact that this has turned into a 6 page diatribe against all Thais simply because a neighbour pee'd on your lawn already shows the type of person you are. I'm guessing you are old, cynical and paranoid, and because of your partner you have built quite a lavish house in an Isaan village somewhere because it is a cheaper place to live but you have not tried or been able to fit in with any of your new neighbours so you've willingly outcast yourself and talk bad about everyone around you, and yet you still wonder why people make a pilgrimage to come from their homes to piss all over yours, and you are asking us why this could possible be?? I also just built a house in an Isaan village and live here full time but I'm young and easy going, I try to talk as much Thai and Isaan as I can, and I socialise and help out my neighbours and family here whenever I can. For the record nobody has come and pee'd on my lawn or tried to scam, rob or fight me, in fact quite the opposite as people have been very generous, helpful and caring, so you must be doing something wrong. There are a couple of miserable old hermit farangs in this village who have never uttered a word to me in 2 years but it just amuses me that people make an effort to be so anti-social. So where is it you live? It would be pretty funny if it turns out you are one of the miserable farangs in my village! Move to a friendlier place in Thailand if it bothers you so much, but try not to be yourself as much as possible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aneliane Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 it is quite scary to see that most women don't wash their hands. They go to the mirror check their hair and/or make-up, sometimes have a quick rinse without soap (although available) and leave. You do realise your urine is sterile and you can actually drink it....so would suggest not washing hands for Number 1's is ok....but of course you wash your hands after a little Number 2... Erm you do realize that .......In women, as the stream passes over the labia, it inevitably collects a rich menagerie of bacterial flora that naturally congregate in that area. This is why when females are required to provide a urine sample they are always encouraged to part the labia, pass some urine into the toilet to flush the urethral opening clean and then to pee into the pot to achieve a "clean catch" Aneliane, that was slightly more information than I expected. However, next time I'm at a dinner party and the conversation shows signs of flagging, I shall know how to revive it in an instant with this piece of new knowledge, though I suppose most of the ladies would know this already don't you think? I'm sure that both Soutpeel and I would need your assurance that once the recommended procedure has been followed, the "clean catch" would be safe to drink. If one were so inclined, that is. wouldn't it be defying the point ? I thought the all point was to get low and dirty for one's God/Goddess ? Would an hygienic golden shower be as oxymoron as a clean facial or a faithful gang bang ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Is the OP really such an ass or is this just some type of weird joke I've stumbled across? If it is real, then the fact that this has turned into a 6 page diatribe against all Thais simply because a neighbour pee'd on your lawn already shows the type of person you are. I'm guessing you are old, cynical and paranoid, and because of your partner you have built quite a lavish house in an Isaan village somewhere because it is a cheaper place to live but you have not tried or been able to fit in with any of your new neighbours so you've willingly outcast yourself and talk bad about everyone around you, and yet you still wonder why people make a pilgrimage to come from their homes to piss all over yours, and you are asking us why this could possible be?? I also just built a house in an Isaan village and live here full time but I'm young and easy going, I try to talk as much Thai and Isaan as I can, and I socialise and help out my neighbours and family here whenever I can. For the record nobody has come and pee'd on my lawn or tried to scam, rob or fight me, in fact quite the opposite as people have been very generous, helpful and caring, so you must be doing something wrong. There are a couple of miserable old hermit farangs in this village who have never uttered a word to me in 2 years but it just amuses me that people make an effort to be so anti-social. So where is it you live? It would be pretty funny if it turns out you are one of the miserable farangs in my village! Move to a friendlier place in Thailand if it bothers you so much, but try not to be yourself as much as possible. Post your address so if l need a pee when in the area you won't mind if l use your garden eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aneliane Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 OP. Have you notified the police? Crimes like these, must be thoroughly investigated. seriously I understand and sympathize for the OP, my right side of my garden reeks of urine too. They have been throwing cigarettes butts, empty bottles of beer and various rubbish in my garden from their 2nd floor, I would not be surprised if they peed too. I am getting my camera out next time and show you pics as soon as he takes it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Would an hygienic golden shower be as oxymoron as a clean facial or a faithful gang bang ? Hygenic golden shower ?......"encouraged to part the labia, pass some urine"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aneliane Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 All the classic hits of nursery school are revered here : peepee, pooh, erected willies signs ... AND lady parts ! woo hoo! I am still having a problem of getting this part of the post out my head... "encouraged to part the labia"..... truly sad ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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