Dorkers Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 just pondering a domestic discussion with my Thai sidekick that escalated into a major event from humble beginnings. my mindset is that i tend to have a dial in regard reaching my limit. It can gradually go either way, up or down before hitting maximum as opposed to the off/on switch that mrs dorkers has, with no inbetween. I wonder if this switch could ever be converted into a dial? or a lost cause perhaps? or is it just a Male/Female thing? anyones partner have a dial? or are they all equipped with the 'switch only' model? who knows!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimmer Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Not really Pattaya specific so will move into General Forum for lots of input.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinfoilhat Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 perhaps your problem is that she is a dimmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkers Posted June 29, 2012 Author Share Posted June 29, 2012 perhaps your problem is that she is a dimmer. Ha Ha ... fair play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 an OFF switch would have to be up there with a reset switch. a self distruct would be most welcome. A written guarantee that if you're not happy with your model you can bring it back for a full refund or exchange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooked Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Using my great powers of intelligence and deduction, sir, I suppose that you are talking about light switches? And not for instance, an erotic sex toy? The temperature of your shower? Your whiskey distiller? I think this post should be in the mystery Forum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apetley Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 (edited) Wifey definitely has an on off switch of the Thai kind. Off is wonderful and on gets the silent treatment. Still much better than my mates wife as she seems to be a type of plunger used in mining operations. Sent from my GT-I9003 using Thaivisa Connect App Edited June 29, 2012 by apetley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadingo Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I've had a few with a dumb switch. I deffo have a dial, myself. Not yet had a woman here with an on / off switch, but those dumb switches can be very annoying. Doh on a mega scale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 That is located on the Y-Chromosome which women don't have (well in Thailand, some "women" do, but that is another topic). So no way to find one that is reasonable....Everything related with reason is on that Y-Chromosome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave111223 Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Mine just has a whole in the mouth area. I heard the ones with switches are really expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 If yours is anything like mine, I would vote for a mute switch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post damo Posted June 29, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted June 29, 2012 Familiar? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 (edited) Familiar? I think the OP means like this though Edited June 29, 2012 by flying 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damo Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 10 years ago I was like my pic, now I am prolly more like your pic, I know the missus is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatrickid Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 When the sparks fly, try cutting the power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post loong Posted June 29, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted June 29, 2012 It's all to do with evolution. When something is not necessary it will fade into non-existance. You may have noticed that amplifiers in Thailand often have a dial which will allow you to set the volume at a comfortable level. Eventually this will be replaced by a simple on/off switch. After all, whats the point of having a dial when the amplifier is only used at full volume and occasionally Off. Often is the same with gas burners, either off or at maximum setting. Your wife is extremely advanced on the evolutionary scale and so her dial has been replaced by a much more convenient on/off switch. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudolus Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I sort of agree, and have spoken about this many times with er' indoors. She proclaims that she does have a dial, but as a mere man, i fail to notice it sliding up to defcom 5. So to me, it appears Anger On, Anger off. Most definately the dial and switch reverses after the verbal set to though. Takes me a while to get up there, but it turns off pretty quickly; seconds sometimes.Hers hovers around defcom 4 /5 and gradually returns to a simmering 2 or 3 a day later. On / Off I could live with. Random; its tough lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Just a mute button would be enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daoyai Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 she is probably not grounded (earthed) so expect to be shocked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 My boiler is forever playing up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Personally, I think many Thai women exhibit classic symptoms of bipolar disorder... the dial or on/off switch fails to work when emotions have exceeded a certain (lowish) level Simon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffy D Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 The locally available dials and switches are all cheap copies so obviously will always be unpredictable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 I suppose one should be lucky one is deaf. "Yes, dear. I was just telling my friends here that I was deaf..." EDIT: She seems to be angry about something, and the worst of it is, its drowning out the commentary... ... oh for goodness sake referee, that was never forward... "Yes, yes, that's what I thought..." I wonder if her anger is anything to do with what time I came home last night? I suppose I should ask, but I probably wouldn't understand the answer.. SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattEarp Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Personally, I think many Thai women exhibit classic symptoms of bipolar disorder... the dial or on/off switch fails to work when emotions have exceeded a certain (lowish) level Simon I don't think this is a man/woman thing - more of a Thai thing. I've noticed Thai's in general seems to blow the fuse quite suddenly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bina Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 That is located on the Y-Chromosome which women don't have (well in Thailand, some "women" do, but that is another topic). So no way to find one that is reasonable....Everything related with reason is on that Y-Chromosome no. im the dial....... it takes forever to move to danger zone, but when it does its is very very nasty (occurs about once a year at work, once or twice a year with people)but then i reset right away..... hubby is on/off - and a slow restart to boot up again after meltdown. he's the thai one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 http://youtu.be/XWwob40YvRk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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