HeavyDrinker Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I'm just waiting for after midnight when there's bound to be some buffoon who's had a few too many and will be posting a 1000 word essay about how he met his Thai Chinese wife at Sirocco while entertaining the heads of HSBC.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardjm65 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 She wanted to sell me a cat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 After the chloroform wore off and she found herself shackled in the cellar she had little choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) So , money had nothing to do with it ? It sure did. It started with the bar fine and ended with the sinsod. Edited August 4, 2012 by Semper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenervoussurgeon Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 She wasnt attracted to me at first ,but eventually she started to when i made her laugh and offered her a job in our office ,the job didnt last long as she came for a holiday in the UK and we just sort of fell in love . No she isnt a hi so half chinese ,but she is funny and careing and we still fool around like a pair of kids 18 years later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Pheromone spray Not being personal but don't they spray that on red tartan chair covers ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardenedSoul Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 My main squeeze says it was the fact that she never saw me charging around the club/bar desperately looking for tail like so many guys do. The cream always rises to the top, boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I think because of my sallow complection she thought I was Scottish/Chinese Hi-So 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 She felt sorry for me...........I obviously looked desperate, dejected and unloved.........she could see right through me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnniey Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 She said it was initially because I didn't drink. Her father is a hopelass alcoholic just like I was a few years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
givenall Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 She was impressed with the baldge in my pants. The back where my valet was sent from-would like to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I have been thinking about this question, and consulted my wife, but we couldn't come up with anything... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Pheromone spray Not being personal but don't they spray that on red tartan chair covers ? Pheromone spray Not being personal but don't they spray that on red tartan chair covers ? So how did you win over your cushion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 I think because of my sallow complection she thought I was Scottish/Chinese Hi-So We can get away with a lot when jaundiced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 My main squeeze says it was the fact that she never saw me charging around the club/bar desperately looking for tail like so many guys do. The cream always rises to the top, boys Like the cream you get on the top of ponds? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post endure Posted August 4, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2012 She was impressed with the baldge in my pants. The back where my valet was sent from-would like to know Do you often get a baldge in your pants when your valet's on your back? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 She was impressed with the baldge in my pants. The back where my valet was sent from-would like to know Do you often get a baldge in your pants when your valet's on your back? A badge in the pants seems extreme. Surely a ferret in the trousers would suffice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Awrite, here wi go, see 10 bevvies an the truth comes oot. Ah wis sttin is this bar, honest, way ma kilt oan so ah wis, an this burd comes up an sais, haw yoo, dis yoos wear onythin unner that. Naw ah says, honest. Away she sais. yoor bevvied. Ah sais , if yeez waant tae no pit yer haun up an see, she dis an awe At's gruesome she sais, honest. Ah sais, wait fur it, wait fur it. Pit yur haun up again, it's gruesom mair. Git it dae ye. Oh awrite, awrite back tae the bevvie, see yoos! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 She was impressed with the baldge in my pants. The back where my valet was sent from-would like to know Do you often get a baldge in your pants when your valet's on your back? A badge in the pants seems extreme. Surely a ferret in the trousers would suffice Or some meat and two veg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Awrite, here wi go, see 10 bevvies an the truth comes oot. Ah wis sttin is this bar, honest, way ma kilt oan so ah wis, an this burd comes up an sais, haw yoo, dis yoos wear onythin unner that. Naw ah says, honest. Away she sais. yoor bevvied. Ah sais , if yeez waant tae no pit yer haun up an see, she dis an awe At's gruesome she sais, honest. Ah sais, wait fur it, wait fur it. Pit yur haun up again, it's gruesom mair. Git it dae ye. Oh awrite, awrite back tae the bevvie, see yoos! Was ye once gainfully employed as a "Viz" proof reader? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Awrite, here wi go, see 10 bevvies an the truth comes oot. Ah wis sttin is this bar, honest, way ma kilt oan so ah wis, an this burd comes up an sais, haw yoo, dis yoos wear onythin unner that. Naw ah says, honest. Away she sais. yoor bevvied. Ah sais , if yeez waant tae no pit yer haun up an see, she dis an awe At's gruesome she sais, honest. Ah sais, wait fur it, wait fur it. Pit yur haun up again, it's gruesom mair. Git it dae ye. Oh awrite, awrite back tae the bevvie, see yoos! Was ye once gainfully employed as a "Viz" proof reader? Goodness , I've never met the Fat Slags, Nities chaps, going to partake of a "Rind of Taste" then beddie byes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellodolly Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 She had no choice. I would stop by for a foot massage and all the other girls would push her over to me. I guess they all saw the sterling qualities I have and decided after her dead drunken bum of a husband she deserved the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDrinker Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 My main squeeze says it was the fact that she never saw me charging around the club/bar desperately looking for tail like so many guys do. The cream always rises to the top, boys There you go!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohyesuare Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 two words, ham yai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PingManDan Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Because I treated her like a respected woman, not a piece of meat to be devoured 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Because I am poor and ugly...and she would not have to worry about other girls flirting with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsMills Posted August 4, 2012 Author Share Posted August 4, 2012 You have to chuckle at ThaVisa members, they have cornered the market in MBA girls, how do they do it, seems like young Thai women are attracted to old men. Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadman Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Because I treated her like a respected woman, not a piece of meat to be devoured For me I think it was being able to do both, but for both in the right places... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simple1 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 You have to chuckle at ThaVisa members, they have cornered the market in MBA girls, how do they do it, seems like young Thai women are attracted to old men. Pathetic. I met my wife of 18 years in a bar in Phuket - both got drunk on Tequila shots and had a good laugh. After a while I asked her to visit my country - I knew she had a few other offers at the time. She said yes, so I asked her why, said you don't BS as much as other farang, but their again I was a professional sales guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Not being personal but don't they spray that on red tartan chair covers ? So how did you win over your cushion? I wasn't thinking at the time and I sprayed the cushion instead of myself. I could not resist after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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