Modern Technology

[xen]

I was visiting my daughter the other night when I asked if I could

borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century, Dad, she said.

'We don't waste money on newspapers.

Here, you can borrow my iPad.'

I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it.

[tombkk]

Glad to hear you used it on a fly - I thought you were out of toilet paper.