"furious Masturbators" Flash Phuket Expat Motorist In Midday Moment Of Madness

[newermonkey]

....one would think that someone behaving in such a manner, with total disregard, is capable of doing anything...

...thus, one would think the police should race to apprehend them....

(...were Westerners arrested for having sex at a secluded beach........but masturbating at the side of a busy road....is okay???)

....never mind the obvious danger to anyone, especially women or minors, that might happen by.....

And what is the "danger"? My dad told me wanking will make me go blind when he caught me, he was wrong I am happy to say.

[mrdome]

I don't know, when I'm upset, I'm usually not "in the mood" at the same time.

I'd have just ignored them or laughed, this really isn't even worth mentioning but then I'm a guy. Expecting the local authorities to spring into action is not gonna work & happen.

[DrTuner]

Why is it always blokes who feel the need to wack-off on the street?

It is due to the superiority of the male body, we can even pee standing.

[bkkjames]

Monty Python 'Live at the Hollywood Bowl" this is. Classic.

[crazykopite]

Going back a few years whilst on a coach trip to London whilst looking out the window a fella driving his car in the middle lane was jerking off and back in the 60s I remember travelling from Liverpool to Glasgow walking into a carriage on 2nd class and there was this woman blowing off an American Soldier !! how did I know he was American because he was in his uniform !!!!!!! just wish I had had a mobile with camera !!!!

[newermonkey]

Going back a few years whilst on a coach trip to London whilst looking out the window a fella driving his car in the middle lane was jerking off and back in the 60s I remember travelling from Liverpool to Glasgow walking into a carriage on 2nd class and there was this woman blowing off an American Soldier !! how did I know he was American because he was in his uniform !!!!!!! just wish I had had a mobile with camera !!!!

When I was 12 I remember going to the hong nam with my friend (same age) at the cinema where a bloke was jacking off we waited to see the climax, we felt it was edutainment at the time.

[starkey_rich]

lol. i'm not offended by anything that anyone has posted on here. i was displeased with the police on that day, though.

I'm displeased with the police most of the time

[NanaFoods]

This report seems to make inappropriate light of this serious crime.

I mean, the security guards reaction...

“He laughed, but then quickly apologized when he saw how upset I was. He told me to go to the police station to report the incident”

And the police's reaction...

“We are not looking for these people since it is not a big crime, but if we do catch these men then they will be charged with public obscenity and fined between 500 and 1,000 baht”

But seriously...

A serious crime? Please tell me you're not serious. No has to look at them. It's not like you're being strapped to a chair with you're eyes held op Clockwork Orange style. They guys were rude, and inconsiderate of people feelings, but in no way dangerous. Ok, they might cause a traffic accident, but that's about it. Nudity alone never hurt anyone.

sarcasm

[pagallim]

I really love the Phuket Forum

Isn't it great!!! Maybe we need to start a DIY forum as well, to capture these ever popular events.

[Chads]

“We are not looking for these people since it is not a big crime"

[harrycallahan]

Has the police sketch artist been consulted? Wanted posters?

(credit to Porkys, Miss Ballbraker)

[DrTuner]

“We are not looking for these people since it is not a big crime"

Yes well ... they were Asians, weren't they ?

[brianP]

Ok, now everyone has made their own mirth of these 2 jack offs, but do you think someone like these 2 on yaba and in public ,would not do something worse in private and at night, the children are who i am worried about, these guys need to be caught before something more harmful happens, and good for the Expat to report it and endure the idiocy and apathetic people. Only 2 good jokes came out of the whole loop so far anyway.

[SgtPepper]

I wasn't aware that Prince Harry was here in Thailand but if the reports are true, someone please give him a fresh can of beer.

A little bit of "Eton mess". Eh!

[Jingthing]

Ok, now everyone has made their own mirth of these 2 jack offs, but do you think someone like these 2 on yaba and in public ,would not do something worse in private and at night, the children are who i am worried about, these guys need to be caught before something more harmful happens, and good for the Expat to report it and endure the idiocy and apathetic people. Only 2 good jokes came out of the whole loop so far anyway.

You can't charge people with crimes you imagine they are going to do ...

[fraksken]

why does this not happen when I'm there? I would certainly 'come here' ...

Only 1000 baht fine for public obscenity? I should do it also some time. that's quite cheap

[Jingthing]

Someone tell Pee-wee Herman!

[catweazle]

How about a "jerking off in public crackdown" - it would solve the case just like all these other crackdowns do... The police should start early in the morning though... Talkin' about waking up at the "Crack of Dawn"

[Beetlejuice]

This is a true story; only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

40 years ago in London, a work college’s rather naive and lacking in worldly experience wife was waiting for a bus to take her home. After waiting a considerable time for the no show bus the woman decided to walk the distance home.

As she preceded a few yards down the road a guy sitting in a parked car called her over. Thinking that the guy was probably lost and going to ask her for directions somewhere she approached the car on it`s passenger side. As she looked in through an open window the woman saw that the guy was completely naked and holding his privates in his hand. In panic and without noting the car’s registration number the woman ran directly to a nearby police station to report the incident. While giving the police a statement the woman became aware that the police were not taking her story seriously and in fact were finding it extremely difficult to hold back their laughter.

When the woman arrived home she told her husband all about the incident and that she felt very upset by the attitude of the police who seemed to treat the whole thing as a joke. So her husband went to the police station to inquire what they thought was so humorous about his wife’s frightening ordeal. The police sergeant took him into an office and explained the details to him, then he said; right at the end of the woman’s statement, when she was asked; did the man in the car have an erection? His wife replied; no, he had a Ford Cortina. On that note even her husband had a problem keeping a straight face.

They never did catch the pervert in the car, but I’ll always remember that case and still brings a chuckle to me, even today.

[bombis]

"He laughed, but then quickly apologized when he saw how upset I was."

Classic.

[Payboy]

This is not the first time Ms Bensema has been the victim of “flashing” on Phuket.

Time to buy that "Why Always Me?" t-shirt.

[NamKangMan]

If they did this on Soi Paradise, they would be paid for it. :) :)

[Lifer]

This news really brought the idiot comments out!

[phuturatica]

Dirtyyyy dirty jammy dodgers! It is rather ridiculous and hilarious though.

[jshorts]

Happened to my now ex-gf at Kata Beach last year. Also an Asian guy.

A lot of flag wavers go on to commit more serious sexual crimes.

And, a lot don't.

[ishan14]

“It’s not safe to have people like that running around. I really hope that no one was walking up there, who knows what would have happened,” she said

.lol . If someone ended up near these guys, Im sure that person wud have gone back home with jizz on his face ..555

[canuckamuck]

Police knew they couldn't gather enough evidence to make anything stick.

So it was probably best to let the situation work itself out as these matters usually come to a conclusion before petering out altogether

[DrTuner]

"He laughed, but then quickly apologized when he saw how upset I was."

Classic.

Yeah. Should the complainant been a man, he probably wouldn't have stopped laughing. Hell hath no fury and all that, better sober up or be ripped through the fires of hell.

[BeforeTigers]

I stepped in gum today.

[DonGato]

QUOTE: "if we do catch these men then they will be charged with public obscenity and fined between 500 and 1,000 baht”

A couple of beers and peeping at a go-go bar would be more expensive than that fine!

As mentioned by another one here, the thing is that as no one seems to care or do anything about these guys, they could get a free ride feeling and perform some much more serious crimes... Then, it will become another case to regret due to the lack of police action...