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Mateship between Women

A woman didn't come home one night.

The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends.

None of them knew anything about it.

Mateship between Men

A man didn't come home one night.

The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a mate's house.

The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.

Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there.

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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