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Like A Virgin.. New Shrink Cream.

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Just released on the market is a new product - vaginal shrink cream. quote: "There is no end to the ‘beauty’ products designed to, if not restore our youthful purity, then at least give us the superficial appearance of the untouched. Anti-wrinkle creams, whitening creams, pink nipple rouge, collagen injections, facelifts and laser treatments; all promise to help women retrieve the desirability of their lost innocence". the marketing blurb continues...

"While women in the west are surgically repairing their hymens to ‘regain’ their virginity to give as anniversary gifts to their husbands, many Middle Eastern women who dare to have sex before marriage are having the same surgery to fool their new husbands into thinking they never lost theirs.

But now there is a ‘vaginal tightening and rejuvenating cream’ currently being marketed.... like an opposite answer to the Maiden's prayer.....

originally branded 18 Again.. the brand owners are preparing a special product label for Thailand. (Also very handy for those young ladies with both Japanese and Western boyfriends..)

who knows of other methods???

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Oh.... almost with as much secrecy as the new i-phone release.. here is a sneak preview. but still maybe pitched at a slightly older clientele..

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Oh.... almost with as much secrecy as the new i-phone release.. here is a sneak preview. but still maybe pitched at a slightly older clientele..

it,s a winner , will be more popular than the skin whitening cream .

where can this magic lotion be purchased ,?

maybe i should ask a bar LADY .smile.png

Oh.... almost with as much secrecy as the new i-phone release.. here is a sneak preview. but still maybe pitched at a slightly older clientele..

it,s a winner , will be more popular than the skin whitening cream .

where can this magic lotion be purchased ,?

maybe i should ask a bar LADY .smile.png

Yep, then you can order a couple of buckets for her.........that might do the trick!!

So the missus and her mouth come to mind..

Nothing new here. The headshrinker tribes have been using this for ages.

Strewth - I find they are plenty tight enough as they are now thumbsup.gif

Nothing new here. The headshrinker tribes have been using this for ages.

Yes but the headshrinkers cut the head off first.

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Strewth - I find they are plenty tight enough as they are now thumbsup.gif

Hi Cardholder... and which part of the Ivory Coast do you come from?

originally branded 18 Again.. the brand owners are preparing a special product label for Thailand.

That wouldn't be "14 Again" would it? :(

13 again! Really; this has to be a wind up. If not the mind boggles.

13 again! Really; this has to be a wind up. If not the mind boggles.

I think you have been reading Thai Visa too much. It says 18!

13 again! Really; this has to be a wind up. If not the mind boggles.

I think you have been reading Thai Visa too much. It says 18!

I was refering to post #2

13 again! Really; this has to be a wind up. If not the mind boggles.

I think you have been reading Thai Visa too much. It says 18!

I was refering to post #2

It is 18 try google. The poster must have photo shopped it to read 13. I don't think that is OK by Thai Visa rules is it?

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Possibly best suited local target customer groups - who are more in need.

I think that the "cream" is applied so that the tube can be inserted which will be like having a liner fitted-just the same as an engine re-bore- and this is how the how the tightening works LOL

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13 again! Really; this has to be a wind up. If not the mind boggles.

I think you have been reading Thai Visa too much. It says 18!

I was refering to post #2

It is 18 try google. The poster must have photo shopped it to read 13. I don't think that is OK by Thai Visa rules is it?

Quite possibly photoshopped I did say 'this has to be a wind up'

I'm afraid this is nothing new, and if you aren't offended by ribald language, click here

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