British Invasion?

[nontabury]

this is yorkshire writing,,lol, and ill tell you what it says in a couple of more posts if you dont get it,ok,

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2 posts for the answer,

jake

You're from Yorkshire? That explains a lot! You can tell a Yorkshireman - but not much!

Ask a Yorkshireman how he is and he'll either say nowt or,if he's really happy, he'll tell you

things could be worse.

[TommoPhysicist]

Not too keen on American writing. Seams just not "propper" english althoug I do like "Fanny Bag" sounds somehow less gay than bumbag

Could be worse, "bumming a fag" might be perfectly acceptable in New York, but trying the same thing in London could have unexpected and unfortunate consequences.

Edited September 29, 2012 by TommoPhysicist

[bendejo]

So I met an English gal and we went for a walk to the local market. We stopped at a place that sold bags. I asks her "you want a fanny pack?" She gives me a shy smile and sez "maybe later."

[WilliaminBKK]

Another reason to be proud.

Britain now producing more cars than Germany.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210199/Britain-producing-MORE-cars-Germany-How-UK-car-production-capital-Europe.html

[pigeonjake]

@endure,

lincolnshire mate born and bred,

and yes i used to love poaching

jake

[rinteln]

Ok guys, let us all chill.

I don't think any body means to bash anyone else in this thread, and I think people are taking things the wrong way.

That's the problem with having a British sense of humour. Non-Brits think we're taking all this seriously and becoming offended. We're not. We're just taking the piss...

Excellent and so true.

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

@endure,

lincolnshire mate born and bred,

and yes i used to love poaching

jake

Did you catch any good sausages?

[Morakot]

Hearsay has it that this is the current situation in this thread...

[smokie36]

This thread desperately needs some Morris dancers!!

[Bagwan]

Brtish sense of humour at it's best.....http://www.viz.co.uk/

You've obviously never read Hansard.

[Morakot]

This thread desperately needs some Morris dancers!!

If we can't muster them, we have a ceilidh instead.

[endure]

This thread desperately needs some Morris dancers!!

[Sateev]

British humor. Just like the funny kind, only different...

[Bagwan]

Chill, KRS1. No one is punching (but if we do, it will be 100% Marquis of Queensberry rules, OK?)....far too busy laughing at the image of Mr Bean on crystal meth

I'd like to think that the catalyst for your original question was the heightened quality of posts, but I somehow doubt this will be the case now.

Dont worry, i know some of you are actually cool in person. Its when you guys run out of meth that you start to get troublesome.

Hell, that's nothing....just wait till you see us after a nice cup of tea....we can get quite frisky.

Earl Grey obviously, and please speak the Queens English, its " tootle loo", dont forget to extend the little finger whilst sipping the tea.

And don't be a right MIF (Milk in first, not good equitette ). Please remember to use tongs to gently drop no more than two sugar cubes into the brew. Only plebs spoon in loose sugar.

[chiangmaikelly]

This thread desperately needs some Morris dancers!!

Morris dancers kill their children. You can tell by watching the video. There is almost no one watching them dance. No family no children. C' mon luv. Cuum watch daddy morris dance. Child, "I'd rather die." Father kills the child. The only solution init?

[Bagwan]

and the stealth fighter

which would be as useful as a chocolate teapot without the jet engine...go look up Frank Whittle..

He should check out Faradays contribution towards the light bulb too!

You guys couldnt get it to work practically. An American had to perfect it.

as always.

Which certainly wasn't the case with the Mustang fighter plane. It was (s)crap until the RAF got to work on it. You might like to check out development of the aircraft carrier, the angled deck, and the steam catapult amongst other things.

[chiangmaikelly]

which would be as useful as a chocolate teapot without the jet engine...go look up Frank Whittle..

He should check out Faradays contribution towards the light bulb too!

You guys couldnt get it to work practically. An American had to perfect it.

as always.

Which certainly wasn't the case with the Mustang fighter plane. It was (s)crap until the RAF got to work on it. You might like to check out development of the aircraft carrier, the angled deck, and the steam catapult amongst other things.

Why the heck did the Brits drop the atomic bomb that ended WW II on those poor Japanese folks?

[maxme]

Why the heck did the Brits drop the atomic bomb that ended WW II on those poor Japanese folks?

\ Because the Americans cracked the Enigma code?

[chiangmaikelly]

Why the heck did the Brits drop the atomic bomb that ended WW II on those poor Japanese folks?

\ Because the Americans cracked the Enigma code?

The Germans had the Enigma. Did Germans live in Japan in 1945? Any way I thought the Enigma was stolen from Poland. No?

[maxme]

Why the heck did the Brits drop the atomic bomb that ended WW II on those poor Japanese folks?

\ Because the Americans cracked the Enigma code?

The Germans had the Enigma. Did Germans live in Japan in 1945? Any way I thought the Enigma was stolen from Poland. No?

You have to ask the movie director Jonathan Mostow about that.

[Rob8891]

Why the heck did the Brits drop the atomic bomb that ended WW II on those poor Japanese folks?

\ Because the Americans cracked the Enigma code?

The Germans had the Enigma. Did Germans live in Japan in 1945? Any way I thought the Enigma was stolen from Poland. No?

Stop using irony on the poor Yanks..... It's cruel (but funny to see. )

[chiangmaikelly]

Why the heck did the Brits drop the atomic bomb that ended WW II on those poor Japanese folks?

\ Because the Americans cracked the Enigma code?

The Germans had the Enigma. Did Germans live in Japan in 1945? Any way I thought the Enigma was stolen from Poland. No?

Stop using irony on the poor Yanks..... It's cruel (but funny to see. )

You did know I am Bulgarian?

[StreetCowboy]

EDIT:

Oh, why bother?

Woe is me, when will it ever end?

SC

Edited October 1, 2012 by StreetCowboy

[Chittychangchang]

Brtish sense of humour at it's best.....http://www.viz.co.uk/

You've obviously never read Hansard.

Hansard? What's funny about a load of self serving public school educated power crazy toffs who love nothing more than rodgering each other silly behind the rowing club. Jeez i was hoping for a quite day, now you've got me started....

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

A American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.

A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

A German Corporation: You have 2 cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A British Corporation: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A Russian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Thailand: You have 2 cows....(fill in the rest yourself)

[Rob8891]

Why the heck did the Brits drop the atomic bomb that ended WW II on those poor Japanese folks?

\ Because the Americans cracked the Enigma code?

The Germans had the Enigma. Did Germans live in Japan in 1945? Any way I thought the Enigma was stolen from Poland. No?

Stop using irony on the poor Yanks..... It's cruel (but funny to see. )

You did know I am Bulgarian?

Приятно ми е да се запознаем брат.Ми харесва българското вино, но това ми дава главоболие, когато се пие твърде много.

[chiangmaikelly]

The Germans had the Enigma. Did Germans live in Japan in 1945? Any way I thought the Enigma was stolen from Poland. No?

Stop using irony on the poor Yanks..... It's cruel (but funny to see. )

You did know I am Bulgarian?

Приятно ми е да се запознаем брат.Ми харесва българското вино, но това ми дава главоболие, когато се пие твърде много.

I don't drink. Doctor's orders sorry.

[Rob8891]

Brtish sense of humour at it's best.....http://www.viz.co.uk/

You've obviously never read Hansard.

Hansard? What's funny about a load of self serving public school educated power crazy toffs who love nothing more than rodgering each other silly behind the rowing club. Jeez i was hoping for a quite day, now you've got me started....

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

A American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.

A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

A German Corporation: You have 2 cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A British Corporation: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A Russian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Thailand: You have 2 cows....(fill in the rest yourself)

Poor Jake is going to feel left out..... can you re-write it for him, using pigs instead of cows? (We call them coos, btw)

Hansard???? <deleted> is funny there?? They are our elected representatives, I'll have you know.... All good chappies .... bunch of t*ssers, the lot of 'em. never misunderestimeat them.... Oh... Sorry, that was GWB who came up with that strangulation of the english language, wasn't it.

Now about yon ceilidh... let's be kind to our colonial cousins, fill them up with uisge mhath and then teach them an orcardian strip the willow..

[maxme]

\Приятно ми е да се запознаем брат.Ми харесва българското вино, но това ми дава главоболие, когато се пие твърде много.

\I don't drink. Doctor's orders sorry.

....And the cat's out of the box.

[chiangmaikelly]

Brtish sense of humour at it's best.....http://www.viz.co.uk/

You've obviously never read Hansard.

Hansard? What's funny about a load of self serving public school educated power crazy toffs who love nothing more than rodgering each other silly behind the rowing club. Jeez i was hoping for a quite day, now you've got me started....

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

A American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.

A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

A German Corporation: You have 2 cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A British Corporation: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A Russian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Thailand: You have 2 cows....(fill in the rest yourself)

You marry one and move to Issan and send the other one to Pattaya to work and send you money to pay the rent.

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

As far as I'm concerned, if you don't drink you're heathen,whatever your nationality or medical status.