I've been in Thailand 17 years,and never had a minutes problem with Immigration,suck,suck, Brigade

Edited February 23, 201313 yr by MAJIC

If you see me in Tesco Lotus or Makro's,don't be offended if I don't speak,it just upsets the natives on the plantation, Brigade.

theblether has only two things to say........

Firstly........<deleted> is a Scotty??? and secondly, your attempts to woo me are destined to fail, theblether is not particularly fussed who he bangs but he draws the line at deranged Pattaya dungeon dwellers who are given to hissy fits.

theblether recommends that JT tries Smokie instead, his standards are even lower than theblether's and you might be in with a chance with him.

Just sayin'.

That's three things.

The Spanish Inquisition

theblether has only two things to say........

Firstly........<deleted> is a Scotty??? and secondly, your attempts to woo me are destined to fail, theblether is not particularly fussed who he bangs but he draws the line at deranged Pattaya dungeon dwellers who are given to hissy fits.

theblether recommends that JT tries Smokie instead, his standards are even lower than theblether's and you might be in with a chance with him.

Just sayin'.

That's three things.

The Spanish Inquisition

BTW Lucan has been living a normal life in South Africa all along. He was going to be Murdochs Front Page News,for starting the new Sun on Sunday,but ran into legalities.Probably the Police wanted the old Lying Duffer to declare his exact whereabouts?

theblether has only two things to say........

Firstly........<deleted> is a Scotty??? and secondly, your attempts to woo me are destined to fail, theblether is not particularly fussed who he bangs but he draws the line at deranged Pattaya dungeon dwellers who are given to hissy fits.

theblether recommends that JT tries Smokie instead, his standards are even lower than theblether's and you might be in with a chance with him.

Just sayin'.

That's three things.

The Spanish Inquisition

BTW Lucan has been living a normal life in South Africa all along. He was going to be Murdochs Front Page News,for starting the new Sun on Sunday,but ran into legalities.Probably the Police wanted the old Lying Duffer to declare his exact whereabouts?

Speculation!

You've not been listenng to your Ray French. There is no point speculating

SC

Firstly........<deleted> is a Scotty???

... takes snapshot of your critical system resources and alerts you if

any changes occur. Its reputation for small size, performance, support, and

never including unwanted crapware ...

Scotty is on patrol

EDIT:- just read the efforts by Tywais and endure ...

Edited February 23, 201313 yr by David48

I'm never going back home the very thought of it has given me a Hernia and the need for a new hip joint,....in the UK,USA,AUS,....oops,forgot I have my 30B card, Brigade.

It's not fair! why should you Old Gits get a Pension just because I pi**ed off to Thailand,and you have worked 45 years more than me,Brigade.

Thethe "Referring to themselves in the third person" thebrigade

(illeism or theilleism if you like)

theblether does not understand what you are talking about.......theblether would appreciate some clarification.

theblether also notes Jingthings' attempt at trying to woo him with his reference to the "Scotty" Brigade. theblether has only two things to say........

Firstly........<deleted> is a Scotty???

Wouldnt' it be so easy to put a name to these three ?

Edited February 23, 201313 yr by MAJIC

Thethe "Referring to themselves in the third person" thebrigade

(illeism or theilleism if you like)

theblether does not understand what you are talking about.......theblether would appreciate some clarification.

theblether also notes Jingthings' attempt at trying to woo him with his reference to the "Scotty" Brigade. theblether has only two things to say........

Firstly........<deleted> is a Scotty???

Wouldnt' it be so easy to put a name to these three ?

Yeah....it'd be pure majic.

Wouldnt' it be so easy to put a name to these three ?

So who's a hunsum Terrier then?

The far right is 'see no evil'

As as you or one of the other members suggested ... it's a fun thread, it probably stays open if it stays that way.

When I first came to Thailand, you could have a great meal,drink for hours,have the company of 2 Beautiful Ladies and still have enough change for 3 Breakfasts,out of 100 bahts in the morning:Brigade.

And with that,have a Great Day in Paradise,from One of your friends on the "Night Shift".........Brigade.

Wouldnt' it be so easy to put a name to these three ?

So who's a hunsum Terrier then?

The far right is 'see no evil'

As as you or one of the other members suggested ... it's a fun thread, it probably stays open if it stays that way.

Well if I might be so bold,the one in the middle seems to be a bit ,shall we say without being personal ....Jetlagged!

When I first came to Thailand, you could have a great meal,drink for hours,have the company of 2 Beautiful Ladies and still have enough change for 3 Breakfasts,out of 100 bahts in the morning:Brigade.

And with that,have a Great Day in Paradise,from One of your friends on the "Night Shift".........Brigade.

Don't forget the packet of Woodbines...

There's much better Countries to live in,unfortunately this is the only one that will put up with us Brigade.

The "We're Australians and we stick together" brigade.

AKA, the "1 in all in" brigade.

Blether is a member of the "Business Class" brigade.

Krisb is also in the "Ive walked through business class but sat at the front of economy before" brigade.

...or how bout the "only takes me 9 hours to get to Thailand" brigade.

Edited February 24, 201313 yr by krisb

The " You must be a no nothing buffoon for buying that model of car because the model I bought does 100 metres more per litre than yours around the city." brigade

The MCA " Xxxx it fill the bastard up and when it's empty fill it up again I'm not exactly on skid row" brigade.

Edited February 24, 201313 yr by metisdead

The " I'll dispense sage advice about relationships with Thai women to all and sundry as in "don't get involved in something you can't walk away from in 5 minutes" which sounds profound but I actually stole it from the movie "Heat" or "it's all just a business relationship" mainly because my entire peer group of westerners seemingly chose their lifetime partners and potential mothers of their children solely based on how destitute but willing to shag for free the woman was but when I'm not handing out my pearls of wisdom as the self-appointed TVF relationship guru I'm wanking into a dirty sock and wondering if out of date Mama is safe to eat because with my current financial status it's a choice between beer and food and at the moment Mr. Leo is winning that particular race" brigade.

the 'Bangkok' brigade

the 'Pattaya is a sleaze pit' brigade

the 'my wife is from hi-so family' brigade

the 'all thais are stupid & lazy' brigade

the 'compare everything here with their home-country' brigade

the 'gone native' brigade

the 'best breakfast in pattaya' brigade

wow and i read the whole 26 pages on brigade.deserve a medal for that

Edited February 24, 201313 yr by true blue

"My wife where never a bar girl" and "I never frequent drinking places with scantily clad women" brigade !!!!

the 'more than 5 words in a brigade' brigade.

''I wonder if I will get banned again brigade'' (me).

The "Thaivisa brigades were so much better years ago" Brigade.

'Hate the Thais' brigade

i married a bar ladie , brigade .

The "when you're tired of Pattaya you're tired of life" Brigade.

" theblether bashing brigade "

Gawd some days that feels like the entire NATO forces.

sniff.

The "Obnoxiously self referential" Brigade.

The "They like me, they really, really like me" Brigade (party of one).

Edited February 24, 201313 yr by Jingthing

" theblether bashing brigade "

Gawd some days that feels like the entire NATO forces.

sniff.

You have a lot of Swiss friends here then.

The irrepresibly happy with life brigade.

Closely linked to the impossible to upset brigade.

Subdivided onto the smart and downright neanderthal sections.

The intentional spelling mistakes brigade.