A 'hairy' Story

[Axel]

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,

who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His

father took him into his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you. You

bring your grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut and

then we'll talk about it."

After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if

they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father's

study where the father said - "Son, I've been very proud of you. You have

brought your grades up, you've studied the Talmud diligently, but you

didn't get your hair cut." The young man waited a moment and then

replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson

had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus

had long hair."

The rabbi said, "Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,

who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His

father took him into his study and said, "I'll make a deal with you. You

bring your grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut and

then we'll talk about it."

After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father if

they could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father's

study where the father said - "Son, I've been very proud of you. You have

brought your grades up, you've studied the Talmud diligently, but you

didn't get your hair cut." The young man waited a moment and then

replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson

had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus

had long hair."

The rabbi said, "Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked.

Excellent Axel...ole Dad was fast on the repartee .