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My dog is thirteen years old (91 human years) but he's still able to lick his own privates. It's an amazing skill but what I can't understand is why he insists on sitting on my feet while he does it.

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.... but I digress.

Yes, all iPads have a wifi capability but not all are cellular (3G/4G).

The manufacturer recommends that, under NO circumstances, should the user attempt to locate wifi hotspots whist in control of a motorcycle.

but they stipulate that is was ok if you wore skimpy shorts,
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As the topic was not WD40 I may say you should never spray a mobile phone with it after giving the phone a one hour bath in a washing machine. The phone works OK but the big bubble of wd40 really makes the display hard to read.

Aaaaaaaah, but, if he had a snort measure of Coka Cola the story could be a wee bit different eh. smile.png
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christ if i live to 90 and you throw in chugwell shit ive waisted years.

Sorry to stay on topic, but dam_n I shoulda been tracking session-minutes as well as just the number of partners, would've been most gratifying stat to put on my gravestone.

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christ if i live to 90 and you throw in chugwell shit ive waisted years.

Sorry to stay on topic, but dam_n I shoulda been tracking session-minutes as well as just the number of partners, would've been most gratifying stat to put on my gravestone.

Lol BJ. So long as it doesn't become the reason you HAVE a gravestone.

Anyway, back to skimpy clothing, WD40 and/or fish.

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I found a really excellent toenail clipper at Boots, beautiful polished stainless design, looks Scandinavian, but no brand stamped on it anywhere. Any ideas?

Who needs toenail clippers when you can get duct tape? Madness.

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