Does Any Thread Ever Stay On Topic?

[Rob8891]

Pass! They worked on my ex too, so they really are cross-species. (if only her parents.... )

[tfc]

Just stick some duct tape on it and it'll be right.

[Chittychangchang]

Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

Thank heavens for that i wouldn't want an offspring with one.

[TomTao]

Did you know the benobo chimpanzees have a matriacal structure in thier groups and the females use sex to control the males?

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[Rob8891]

Did you know the benobo chimpanzees have a matriacal structure in thier groups and the females use sex to control the males?

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So does my thai g/f. Her brother told me so.

Did I ever telly you that she is a supermodel, but she is temprarily selling drum kits machines at Big C in Udon? People keep hitting on her.

[endure]

Did you know the benobo chimpanzees have a matriacal structure in thier groups and the females use sex to control the males?

Sent from my GT-I9003

So does my thai g/f. Her brother told me so.

Did I ever telly you that she is a supermodel, but she is temprarily selling drum kits machines at Big C in Udon? People keep hitting on her.

[SteeleJoe]

Did you know the benobo chimpanzees have a matriacal structure in thier groups and the females use sex to control the males?

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So does my thai g/f. Her brother told me so.

Did I ever telly you that she is a supermodel, but she is temprarily selling drum kits machines at Big C in Udon? People keep hitting on her.

Whoa, that's so freaky! Check this out: I once built a model. And they sell models at "Big C". OK, they aren't all that super but I like Superman and he wears a "big S".

And...the Knight Rider's car was named "Kit"!

I'm sorry about hitting on your girlfriend. (I'm not a tourist but sometimes I'm horny.)

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[Rob8891]

Did you know the benobo chimpanzees have a matriacal structure in thier groups and the females use sex to control the males?

Sent from my GT-I9003

So does my thai g/f. Her brother told me so.

Did I ever telly you that she is a supermodel, but she is temprarily selling drum kits machines at Big C in Udon? People keep hitting on her.

Whoa, that's so freaky! Check this out: I once built a model. And they sell models at "Big C". OK, they aren't all that super but I like Superman and he wears a "big S".

And...the Knight Rider's car was named "Kit"!

I'm sorry about hitting on your girlfriend. (I'm not a tourist but sometimes I'm horny.)

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U don taking the p1$$?? I am really worried about my gf. She's a sex cymbal.

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

I once had sex with a gorilla that wasn't on the pill. There was no pregnancy but I think I was really just lucky! Her name was Gloria.

[Rob8891]

I think the thread on "Is Tv habit-forming" was stupid. I have searched the fora and cannot find one on dress-making for nuns. There is no evidence at all. .......wonder what's happening in the pub forum...

[endure]

I think they were talking about bad habits. I've certainly formed plenty of those without any assistance from the Tv.

[Rob8891]

I think they were talking about bad habits. I've certainly formed plenty of those without any assistance from the Tv.

How do you know nuns don't have bad habits, pray tell????

[Chittychangchang]

I think they were talking about bad habits. I've certainly formed plenty of those without and assistance from the Tv.

How do you know nuns don't have bad habits, pray tell????

Holy water is their vice, Once they hit 40 their angelic noses get big red and veiny.

Bless me father for i have sinned - I too visited rainbow!

Edited October 18, 2012 by Chittychangchang

[endure]

Does Bungle know you're taking his name in vain?

[Chittychangchang]

Does Bungle know you're taking his name in vain?

He just tells me to "Zip it, Zippy" when he's had enough

[endure]

I think you ought to keep intimate details of your life private. I'm sure Bungle will be hugely embarrassed by these revelations. He'll probably get Max Clifford on the case.

[Chittychangchang]

I think you ought to keep intimate details of your life private. I'm sure Bungle will be hugely embarrassed by these revelations. He'll probably get Max Clifford on the case.

I'll zip it before i get a £100k super injunction, Can you imogen that!

[TomTao]

Did you know the benobo chimpanzees have a matriacal structure in thier groups and the females use sex to control the males?

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So does my thai g/f. Her brother told me so.

Did I ever telly you that she is a supermodel, but she is temprarily selling drum kits machines at Big C in Udon? People keep hitting on her.

Boom boom.

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[Songhua]

I think they were talking about bad habits. I've certainly formed plenty of those without any assistance from the Tv.

How do you know nuns don't have bad habits, pray tell????

The better ones have washing machines

[BigJohnnyBKK]

I really love the tropical fish I see around, can anyone suggest a reasonably-priced shop not too far from BKK downtown (IOW not too far from a BTS/MRT)?

[harrry]

I really love the tropical fish I see around, can anyone suggest a reasonably-priced shop not too far from BKK downtown (IOW not too far from a BTS/MRT)?

Can someone delete this post ......it is clearly way off topic as it asks a sensible question.

[StreetCowboy]

I really love the tropical fish I see around, can anyone suggest a reasonably-priced shop not too far from BKK downtown (IOW not too far from a BTS/MRT)?

Can someone delete this post ......it is clearly way off topic as it asks a sensible question.

I think it was by way of a euphemism

[tfc]

I really love the tropical fish I see around, can anyone suggest a reasonably-priced shop not too far from BKK downtown (IOW not too far from a BTS/MRT)?

Can someone delete this post ......it is clearly way off topic as it asks a sensible question.

I think it was by way of a euphemism

Personally I think euphemism is immoral and shouldn't be allowed. But back on the topic I'd definitely vote for the death penalty. Crocodiles that kill people are way too dangerous to keep in the house.

[harrry]

I really love the tropical fish I see around, can anyone suggest a reasonably-priced shop not too far from BKK downtown (IOW not too far from a BTS/MRT)?

Can someone delete this post ......it is clearly way off topic as it asks a sensible question.

I think it was by way of a euphemism

Personally I think euphemism is immoral and shouldn't be allowed. But back on the topic I'd definitely vote for the death penalty. Crocodiles that kill people are way too dangerous to keep in the house.

Just stick some duct tape on it and it'll be right.

[StreetCowboy]

I really love the tropical fish I see around, can anyone suggest a reasonably-priced shop not too far from BKK downtown (IOW not too far from a BTS/MRT)?

Can someone delete this post ......it is clearly way off topic as it asks a sensible question.

I think it was by way of a euphemism

Personally I think euphemism is immoral and shouldn't be allowed. But back on the topic I'd definitely vote for the death penalty. Crocodiles that kill people are way too dangerous to keep in the house.

Quite honestly, I'm delighted that people keep their man-eating crocodiles in the house. I certainly don't want them roaming the streets.

There's nothing worse* than being stuck in the queue at the dentist's behind a crocodile

SC

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Not strictly speaking true - perhaps somewhat of an exagerration. It's not as bad as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

[StreetCowboy]

By the way, this seems to be the place to ask:....

If you want to look cool at work, can you buy welder's contact lenses?

SC

[baboon]

I like French. There is a different word for everything.

So what's the French word for masturbation? And more importantly, did you know masturbation can cause blindness?

Typical anti DPRK propaganda from the usual suspects. Try actually living in Swaziland before posting on here.

[tfc]

Personally I think euphemism is immoral and shouldn't be allowed. But back on the topic I'd definitely vote for the death penalty. Crocodiles that kill people are way too dangerous to keep in the house.

Quite honestly, I'm delighted that people keep their man-eating crocodiles in the house. I certainly don't want them roaming the streets.

There's nothing worse* than being stuck in the queue at the dentist's behind a crocodile

SC

*

Not strictly speaking true - perhaps somewhat of an exagerration. It's not as bad as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

Yes I agree that crocodiles can get all snooty with their "I can use my lower jaw so stop calling me an alligator" attitude. Wrapping up their jaw with some duct tape usually drops their hi so attitude down a level.

But back on topic, I'd wait awhile before installing windows 8. Let them iron out the bugs first.

[TomTao]

Personally I think euphemism is immoral and shouldn't be allowed. But back on the topic I'd definitely vote for the death penalty. Crocodiles that kill people are way too dangerous to keep in the house.

Quite honestly, I'm delighted that people keep their man-eating crocodiles in the house. I certainly don't want them roaming the streets.

There's nothing worse* than being stuck in the queue at the dentist's behind a crocodile

SC

*

Not strictly speaking true - perhaps somewhat of an exagerration. It's not as bad as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

Yes I agree that crocodiles can get all snooty with their "I can use my lower jaw so stop calling me an alligator" attitude. Wrapping up their jaw with some duct tape usually drops their hi so attitude down a level.

But back on topic, I'd wait awhile before installing windows 8. Let them iron out the bugs first.

I need someone to do my ironing, send them around will you.

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[baboon]

Personally I think euphemism is immoral and shouldn't be allowed. But back on the topic I'd definitely vote for the death penalty. Crocodiles that kill people are way too dangerous to keep in the house.

Quite honestly, I'm delighted that people keep their man-eating crocodiles in the house. I certainly don't want them roaming the streets.

There's nothing worse* than being stuck in the queue at the dentist's behind a crocodile

SC

*

Not strictly speaking true - perhaps somewhat of an exagerration. It's not as bad as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick

Yes I agree that crocodiles can get all snooty with their "I can use my lower jaw so stop calling me an alligator" attitude. Wrapping up their jaw with some duct tape usually drops their hi so attitude down a level.

But back on topic, I'd wait awhile before installing windows 8. Let them iron out the bugs first.

...And exactly how will that influence the American electorate?