Things You Learn From Movies

[Axel]

1. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered

in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will

wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around

in a threatening manner until you have knocked out

their predecessors.

2.Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally

gunned down three days before their retirement.

3.All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach

the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level

of the man lying beside her.

4.At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

5.All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

6.Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer

to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery

involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers,

and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives

at least a half-hour to escape.

7.You're very likely to survive any battle in any

war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a

picture of your sweetheart back home.

8.A man will show no pain while taking the most

ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries

to clean his wounds.

9.If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

10.If staying in a haunted house, women should

investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

11.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts

so you know exactly when they're going to go off, but luckily you'll always

blindly choose to cut the right wire.

12.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

13.Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are

deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

[Jeepz]

10.If staying in a haunted house, women should

investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

Actually, this rule really should be applied to anything pretty women do around the house, including answering the door!

Jeepz

[Axel]

Actually, this rule really should be applied to anything pretty women do around the house, including answering the door!

Jeepz

Oh, sorry, I was expecting the milkman