Found on the infamous soc.culture.thai:

Hans Froelich, a native of Dueseldorf, and a resident of Phuket town,

has claimed to local officials that he is certain his Aviarian Bird

Flu was contracted through oral sex.

Mr Froelich, who is openly gay, has gone on record with police and health officials here that he has not eaten any chicken since the outbreak was announced last month. He did state that one of his gay partners did have flu like symptoms when

he (Mr Froelich) was performing oral sex on that partner but passed it

off as just a sinus problem. 'We have him under quarantine at this

time and he's undergoing tests for Bird Flu and Aids" stated a

hospital official.

"We are skeptical at this time that Bird Flu can be transmitted through the simple act of swallowing semen however we will persue all angles of this case." Mr Froelich is in guarded but stable condition and is expected to be upgraded as the antibiotics continue to be administered.

In his enquiry, Colonel Sanders would have asked if it was ''finger licking good''.

Whats the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?

in erotic sex you use a chook feather

kinky you use the whole chook.