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Submitted in homage to PJ O'Rourke, who once brilliantly opined ...

"You can't get good Chinese take-out in China and Cuban cigars are

rationed in Cuba. That's all anyone needs to know about communism."

David Letterman drum roll please .......

Top Ten Things You Won't Find in the Islamo-Wacko Utopia

#10. The Olympic Games

#9. Internet porn

#8. Virgins

#7. NAACP

#6. Synagogues

#5. Baby back Ribs

#4. Stand-up comics (Hey, did ya hear the one about the hostage beheading?)

#3. Jack Daniels

#2. Thong bikinis

and last but not least ....

#1. Nudie bars

That's all anyone needs to know about Islamo-Wacko-ism.

An interesting 10 ten list. Mine would include, 'freedom of speech', 'freedom to practise your religion' (when it's different from Islam).

"You can't get good Chinese take-out in China and Cuban cigars are

rationed in Cuba. That's all anyone needs to know about communism."

They used to export the Cuban cigars to the States, until they imposed an up to 10 yrs prison sentence on any US-citizen found smoking a 'Cuban'.

That's all you need to know about the 'land of the free'. :D:o

"You can't get good Chinese take-out in China and Cuban cigars are

rationed in Cuba. That's all anyone needs to know about communism."

They used to export the Cuban cigars to the States, until they imposed an up to 10 yrs prison sentence on any US-citizen found smoking a 'Cuban'.

That's all you need to know about the 'land of the free'. :D:o

Cubans are overated, try one from DR. :D

They used to export the Cuban cigars to the States, until they imposed an up to 10 yrs prison sentence on any US-citizen found smoking a 'Cuban'.

That's all you need to know about the 'land of the free'. :D :D

Keep thy smooth words and juggling homilies for those who know thee not. :o

Lord Byron 1788-1824

They used to export the Cuban cigars to the States, until they imposed an up to 10 yrs prison sentence on any US-citizen found smoking a 'Cuban'.

That's all you need to know about the 'land of the free'. :D :D

Keep thy smooth words and juggling homilies for those who know thee not. :o

Lord Byron 1788-1824

'Ol zzap is on the 'hate-America' binge again, hmmmm :D

Good rejoiner, Ulysses G.

Just a repartee at the OP's post.

I apologise I didn't include a line to support your fight to eradicate 'Islamists' and other anti-American freedom-haters. :o

Btw, good post, Ulysses G.!

Top Ten Things You Won't Find in the Islamo-Wacko Utopia

#10. The Olympic Games (kinda hard to swim/run/jump or do much of anything else while wearing full-length robes and carrying an AK-47 !)

#9. Internet porn (few phones, fewer computers, even fewer people that know how to use them, along with extremely heavy censorship. Besides, who wants to look at naked women that are hairy then you ?)

#8. Virgins (they have virgins ! Most of them are 12 and under, and fast becoming an endangered species)

#7. NAACP (most of those places don't want the advancement of their own people, let alone advancing those that are not like them)

#6. Synagogues (Christian churches are rare as well, and make great targets for protesters. Won't find many Buddhist, Hindu or Scientologist facilities either. Lot's of tolerance there)

#5. Baby back Ribs (the Koran allows Muslims to eat "all the good things of the sea", but they can't eat shellfish ? Shrimp, lobster, oysters, ect are all forbidden)

#4. Stand-up comics (Hey, did ya hear the one about the hostage beheading?) (kite-flying, movie theatres and dancing are forbidden in many places as well)

#3. Jack Daniels (nor will you find Johnnie Walker, Tom Collins or Black Russians, at least, not openly, in the public)

#2. Thong bikinis (they may have them, you'd be surprised what some of those women wear underneath those full-length robes ! Never to be seen in public of course)

and last but not least ....

#1. Nudie bars (again, who wants to look at women hairy than you ? That's why so many of these guys travel to Thailand, to do all the things they can't do in their peaceful and tolerant societies back home)

That's all anyone needs to know about Islamo-Wacko-ism.

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What is Islamo-Wacko-ism?

As Harley owners are fond of saying: "For those who understand, no explanation is necessary. For those who don't, no explanation is possible."

Are you still looking for virgins?

At first, I had the word "katoey" in that position. Probably should have left it there.

"You can't get good Chinese take-out in China and Cuban cigars are

rationed in Cuba. That's all anyone needs to know about communism."

They used to export the Cuban cigars to the States, until they imposed an up to 10 yrs prison sentence on any US-citizen found smoking a 'Cuban'.

That's all you need to know about the 'land of the free'. :D:o

I'll give you $10 for every case that you can find where that law was actually enforced. You can also get 10 years in the can for giving a blowjob in Alabama. There are inane laws like these in countries all over the world.

The only thing more silly is the fool who uses them as a lame-o attempt to defend an anti-American, Bush-hating stance on anything.

While on the subject of P J O'Rourke, he also wrote this... :o

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

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An interesting 10 ten list. Mine would include, 'freedom of speech', 'freedom to practise your religion' (when it's different from Islam).

It was meant as a joke!

Sometimes humor is an easier way to look at things that some people are committing murder and terror to try to create.

On the contrary, in current society the Islamo-wackos are allowed to do almost everything that they want to do in pursuit of their lifestyle and religious beliefs, just like everybody else.

Whereas, in their vision of utopia, they would force their lifestyle and beliefs upon everyone and kill those who don't toe the line. If that doesn't send shivers up peoples' backs and bring back thoughts of Hitler, Stalin, Pot and all the other sanctioners of mass murder, then we really have become a blase' and noncaring society.

The worst part is that these nutcases, like those before them, are doomed to failure because of the the circumstances. The real question is how much bloodshed will their be before they either voluntarily accept or are beaten into a more moderate and tolerant stance.

While on the subject of P J O'Rourke, he also wrote this... :o

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

He is a world-class political pundit, by far one of my favorites. But imagine what his life would be worth if he were to do a similar butt-reaming on the Islamo-wackos in their version of utopia? He'd be dead and so would everyone involved with trying to get his words made public. What's wrong with that picture?

Slightly off topic, but I heard that B'J's were illegal in Singapore.

Is that true?

Did not say anything about it at immigration !!!!!!!

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