Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Thailand News and Discussion Forum | ASEANNOW

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Redrus's Crazy But True Story Thread

Featured Replies

  • Author
yeah. I started getting my website in shape (only starting, mind you.. I´ve a lot to learn about website design) get the email system working so we can have our own names.. ie: [email protected] for example... Playing music, and writing more often. Oh, and I´m getting one of those new fangled thingies... Wotsit? You know, where you sit in the sun for a bit and your skin gets a little more bronzed.

Never had realised how pale I´d been for quite a long time.

Let me know when it's up I want to see.

  • Replies 169
  • Views 1.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted Images

One day my son who was about 28 years old at the time said to me, "Dad, just the other day I was thinking about when I was really young and how you used to grow tomato plants in your closet....and then I realized that they weren't."

:D

Same as me, but they were mushrooms and now like wise, kept in the dark and fed sh*t. :D and @ my age as well. :D

Yours truly, :o

Kan Win :D

Honeslty Win... you should be ashamed of yourself. And at your tender age too...

:o

PS. 25 days sober and clean...

  • Author
One day my son who was about 28 years old at the time said to me, "Dad, just the other day I was thinking about when I was really young and how you used to grow tomato plants in your closet....and then I realized that they weren't."

:o Classic Hallmark moment!

We all know that the way to blow up a balloon is to put the little nozzle between the lips in the center of the mouth...but...I went to my niece's birthday party this evening and some Thais were blowing up balloons by putting the little nozzle in the corner of their mouth!!!!!!!!!! I know, I know, this is TOTALLY CRAZZZZZZY.....but is is also totally true.

nah mate.. Good pic. If I get some money in soon, I´ll scan in a pic of mine and show you why I aasked you.

>.................................?????

redrus

alright... here it is...

post-12676-1153501610.jpg

there´s somewhat of a similarity. (pic taken on my 22nd birthday... eon`s ago.

nah mate.. Good pic. If I get some money in soon, I´ll scan in a pic of mine and show you why I aasked you.

>.................................?????

redrus

alright... here it is...

post-12676-1153501610.jpg

there´s somewhat of a similarity. (pic taken on my 22nd birthday... eon`s ago.

OMG, I'm sat with my GF now and she thought it was me for a sec. Thats wierd eh, not that you look like me or owt but, if you changed the dog for a coconut and a bottle of vodka..... :D:o

redrus

yeah, that´s why, when I saw it, I had to go home and trawl through my old photo´s, Cos I knew I´d seent hat VOdka Boy pic before... In a manner of speaking.

We all know that the way to blow up a balloon is to put the little nozzle between the lips in the center of the mouth...but...I went to my niece's birthday party this evening and some Thais were blowing up balloons by putting the little nozzle in the corner of their mouth!!!!!!!!!! I know, I know, this is TOTALLY CRAZZZZZZY.....but is is also totally true.

I knew I kept this for a reason.

I bought some twinkly lights the other day, lovely red tulle roses with tiny light bulbs inside. You drape them romantically and light up the evening via a power socket - very pretty!!! Made in Thailand. :D

The instructions: For making flower look nice spray water on it :o:D

We all know that the way to blow up a balloon is to put the little nozzle between the lips in the center of the mouth...but...I went to my niece's birthday party this evening and some Thais were blowing up balloons by putting the little nozzle in the corner of their mouth!!!!!!!!!! I know, I know, this is TOTALLY CRAZZZZZZY.....but is is also totally true.

I knew I kept this for a reason.

I bought some twinkly lights the other day, lovely red tulle roses with tiny light bulbs inside. You drape them romantically and light up the evening via a power socket - very pretty!!! Made in Thailand. :D

The instructions: For making flower look nice spray water on it :o:D

Only the truth could be so shocking!!!! Did you try it?

yeah, that´s why, when I saw it, I had to go home and trawl through my old photo´s, Cos I knew I´d seent hat VOdka Boy pic before... In a manner of speaking.

Strange....!

Next time I'm in Guatamala. You know, a friend of ours has a house in Venezuela and, she says we can stay there, how far is that from you....? (I know its a big country, and which part, blah blah) Is it like next door or miles away....?

redrus

Distance between Guatemala City, Guatemala and Caracas, Venezuela, as the crow flies:

1615 miles (2599 km) (1404 nautical miles)

Initial heading from Guatemala City to Caracas:

east (97.3 degrees)

Initial heading from Caracas to Guatemala City:

west-northwest (282.5 degrees)

Distance between Guatemala City, Guatemala and Caracas, Venezuela, as the crow flies:

1615 miles (2599 km) (1404 nautical miles)

Initial heading from Guatemala City to Caracas:

east (97.3 degrees)

Initial heading from Caracas to Guatemala City:

west-northwest (282.5 degrees)

Yeah, I looked on a map. Not down the road is it........... :o:D

redrus

well, erm.. It is actually down the road, but then past a canal thingie, and then another road, a few island, a few civil wars, drug dealers, and the like, Large risks of kidnapping, murder, extortion rape, copious drugs and booze, girls pouring out of every orifice...

Sound like a potential road trip in the works Red?

well, erm.. It is actually down the road, but then past a canal thingie, and then another road, a few island, a few civil wars, drug dealers, and the like, Large risks of kidnapping, murder, extortion rape, copious drugs and booze, girls pouring out of every orifice...

Sound like a potential road trip in the works Red?

Sounds like a great spot to meet for coffee and cigars!!!!! :o

well, erm.. It is actually down the road, but then past a canal thingie, and then another road, a few island, a few civil wars, drug dealers, and the like, Large risks of kidnapping, murder, extortion rape, copious drugs and booze, girls pouring out of every orifice...

Sound like a potential road trip in the works Red?

Theres always something in the works fella.... :D

well, erm.. It is actually down the road, but then past a canal thingie, and then another road, a few island, a few civil wars, drug dealers, and the like, Large risks of kidnapping, murder, extortion rape, copious drugs and booze, girls pouring out of every orifice...

Sound like a potential road trip in the works Red?

Sounds like a great spot to meet for coffee and cigars!!!!! :o

Salford....? :D

redrus

  • 4 months later...

well, erm.. It is actually down the road, but then past a canal thingie, and then another road, a few island, a few civil wars, drug dealers, and the like, Large risks of kidnapping, murder, extortion rape, copious drugs and booze, girls pouring out of every orifice...

Sound like a potential road trip in the works Red?

Theres always something in the works fella.... :D

well, erm.. It is actually down the road, but then past a canal thingie, and then another road, a few island, a few civil wars, drug dealers, and the like, Large risks of kidnapping, murder, extortion rape, copious drugs and booze, girls pouring out of every orifice...

Sound like a potential road trip in the works Red?

Sounds like a great spot to meet for coffee and cigars!!!!! :o

Salford....? :D

redrus

Looks like it might be nearer salford than latin america after all Drus.

**Warning: You have two months to leaeve the UK. Kayo is scheduled to arrive mid february. IF he doesn't disappear in India next month

well, erm.. It is actually down the road, but then past a canal thingie, and then another road, a few island, a few civil wars, drug dealers, and the like, Large risks of kidnapping, murder, extortion rape, copious drugs and booze, girls pouring out of every orifice...

Sound like a potential road trip in the works Red?

Theres always something in the works fella.... :D

Sounds like a great spot to meet for coffee and cigars!!!!! :o

Salford....? :D

redrus

Looks like it might be nearer salford than latin america after all Drus.

**Warning: You have two months to leaeve the UK. Kayo is scheduled to arrive mid february. IF he doesn't disappear in India next month ***

Smart..........! :D:o

You best get back on the sauce though fella although, January will be my sober month I'll be back by Feb....!

redrus

Create an account or sign in to comment

Recently Browsing 0

  • No registered users viewing this page.

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.