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Why Did You Come To Thailand

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Now where did you teach crumpet science?

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Not one honest reply here.

We all came here for the crumpet (in whatever degree)

From a non english speaker: sorry, but what is crumpet? google is of no help.
It's an English slang word for girly girls. But he is wrong anyway cos l didn't. smile.png
When I see what some guys end up with as partners, I ask myself why would anyone come half way across the world for the crumpet.

No mention of those sent here by MNCs.

one man's crumpet is the other man's terak laugh.png

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Not one honest reply here.

We all came here for the crumpet (in whatever degree)

From a non english speaker: sorry, but what is crumpet? google is of no help.
It's an English slang word for girly girls. But he is wrong anyway cos l didn't. smile.png
When I see what some guys end up with as partners, I ask myself why would anyone come half way across the world for the crumpet.

No mention of those sent here by MNCs.

Some guys have never had a partner before and take what they can get.

Some guys are happy with a woman half their age, no matter what she looks like.

If you think their partners in Thailand are bad, you should have seen what they were shacked up with in their home country.

Some guys seek out chubby women.

Was that enough suggestions? I have more.

 

Not one honest reply here.

We all came here for the crumpet (in whatever degree)

From a non english speaker: sorry, but what is crumpet? google is of no help.
It's an English slang word for girly girls. But he is wrong anyway cos l didn't. smile.png
When I see what some guys end up with as partners, I ask myself why would anyone come half way across the world for the crumpet.

No mention of those sent here by MNCs.

Some guys have never had a partner before and take what they can get.

Some guys are happy with a woman half their age, no matter what she looks like.

If you think their partners in Thailand are bad, you should have seen what they were shacked up with in their home country.

Some guys seek out chubby women.

Was that enough suggestions? I have more.

 

there's no point speculating

Midasthailand, have you ever been to Johor ? Unless you live in the worst corner of Nakhon Nowhere, trust me - she got the rough end of the deal. Love Malaysia, but they can keep Johor.

I am there regularly with my employment. Never see her though, she always knows I am coming to town and takes the week off. She is doing ok from all reports with plenty of Expat oil and gas people to play with.

Not one honest reply here.

We all came here for the crumpet (in whatever degree)

From a non english speaker: sorry, but what is crumpet? google is of no help.
It is a flat bread made from a batter of flour and water and yeast and things and grilled in an egg ring on a hot griddle.
Thanks for your help.

So you know more about crumpets then about inflation.

Now where did you teach crumpet science?

At PIke Place Market in Seattle.

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On an asides..can one actually buy crumpets here. I've just got a buzz for crumpets dripping in butter with the merest hint of marmite spread abaft....??

On an asides..can one actually buy crumpets here. I've just got a buzz for crumpets dripping in butter with the merest hint of marmite spread abaft....??

Rimping sells the lot. But at 250bht for a small pot of Marmite ...........

On an asides..can one actually buy crumpets here. I've just got a buzz for crumpets dripping in butter with the merest hint of marmite spread abaft....??

Yes in Pattaya. I believe I saw them at both Foodland and Friendship.

On an asides..can one actually buy crumpets here. I've just got a buzz for crumpets dripping in butter with the merest hint of marmite spread abaft....??

I am a quick learner.

Ooooohhhh crumpets dripping in butter Ooooohhh.

But having mistaken marmite (or was it vegemite?) for chocolate spread in New Zealand - once upon a time in my backpacking days -, I will pass the marmite.

Some guys have never had a partner before and take what they can get.

Some guys are happy with a woman half their age, no matter what she looks like.

If you think their partners in Thailand are bad, you should have seen what they were shacked up with in their home country.

Some guys seek out chubby women.

Was that enough suggestions? I have more.

Too much information there Tommo, from what I have observed, if they thought they were upgrading by trading in Hilda Ogden for Dot Cotton they were sadly mistaken.

On an asides..can one actually buy crumpets here. I've just got a buzz for crumpets dripping in butter with the merest hint of marmite spread abaft....??

I am a quick learner.

Ooooohhhh crumpets dripping in butter Ooooohhh.

But having mistaken marmite (or was it vegemite?) for chocolate spread in New Zealand - once upon a time in my backpacking days -, I will pass the marmite.

Just to point out Marmite from NZ (hate) tastes entirely different from Marmite from the UK (love).

Completely different yeast, therefore completely different taste.

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Or raspbery jam! Didn't mean to start a barney (fight).

On an asides..can one actually buy crumpets here. I've just got a buzz for crumpets dripping in butter with the merest hint of marmite spread abaft....??

Yes in Pattaya. I believe I saw them at both Foodland and Friendship.
God! English is a difficult language to learn.

Tell me again.

Does one buy or rent crumpets?

In Pattaya you rent them, in Issan you buy them, right?

They are one of the very few baked items that use both yeast and baking powder to get a rise.

"Crumpet" is an English slang word for the female of the species as well as a delicious bread product.

Hope this helps and apolgies!!!

 

They are one of the very few baked items that use both yeast and baking powder to get a rise.

 

I might try that at work

On an asides..can one actually buy crumpets here. I've just got a buzz for crumpets dripping in butter with the merest hint of marmite spread abaft....??

I am a quick learner.

Ooooohhhh crumpets dripping in butter Ooooohhh.

But having mistaken marmite (or was it vegemite?) for chocolate spread in New Zealand - once upon a time in my backpacking days -, I will pass the marmite.

Just to point out Marmite from NZ (hate) tastes entirely different from Marmite from the UK (love).

Completely different yeast, therefore completely different taste.

more like chocolate spread?

thanks for the information

Sex Tourist.

Had never been one before but thought I would try a week of it. 10.000 km is a long way to come for a week - but it was fun.

Several (longer) trips later I settled here.

 

They are one of the very few baked items that use both yeast and baking powder to get a rise.

 

I might try that at work

do they bake viagra?

and by the way: where do you work? Walen School?

On an asides..can one actually buy crumpets here. I've just got a buzz for crumpets dripping in butter with the merest hint of marmite spread abaft....??

Yes in Pattaya. I believe I saw them at both Foodland and Friendship.

do they have big boobs?

On an asides..can one actually buy crumpets here. I've just got a buzz for crumpets dripping in butter with the merest hint of marmite spread abaft....??

Yes in Pattaya. I believe I saw them at both Foodland and Friendship.

do they have big boobs?

I think it would be more accurate to say bubbles and holes.

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On an asides..can one actually buy crumpets here. I've just got a buzz for crumpets dripping in butter with the merest hint of marmite spread abaft....??

Yes in Pattaya. I believe I saw them at both Foodland and Friendship.
do they have big boobs?
Can you buy / rent them at Hooters?

Strange conversation.

To own a Truck without people laughing at Me.burp.gif

To own a Truck without people laughing at Me.burp.gif

I am giving you a final warning.

Stay off topic.

Please Explain, i didnt like to say there is no Extrdition Treaty,and im Wanted , were you a School Prefect at some time.intheclub.gif

Please Explain, i didnt like to say there is no Extrdition Treaty,and im Wanted , were you a School Prefect at some time.intheclub.gif

You are wanted?

Get serious.

Stop lying to yourself.

I came to Thailand so I could sit in front of a computer all day complaining about every aspect of life here.

Must confess there are times l wished I'd picked somewhere else. Today is one of those sad.png , where low life family takes president over me cos they look to my mrs as deemed hi-so, cos of me. I feel fireworks on the horizon soon.sad.png

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