Elephant Problem

Lisa went with her father and mother to the circus and during the break while her father gets something to drink, Lisa walks with her mother along thestables where they come with the elephants


"What is there to that elephant, what is that?" Lisa asks her mother.

"That's his trunk." mother says. "No, there in the middle." Lisa responds

"That's his tail." mother says.
"No," says Lisa, "there in the middle, under his belly."
"Oh, you mean that ," her mother says with a red head, "that's nothing!"

When they are back at the tent, father comes back with coke and coffee.

When that was all finished Lisa took her father to the elephant cage and said:


"What is there to that elephant, what is that?"

"That's his trunk." says father. "No, I do not mean that and I also don't meanhis tail. That THERE, under his belly. "

"Oh, you mean that," said Father, "that's the elephant's penis."
"His penis?" asks Lisa, "but when I asked Mom, she said: Oh, that's nothing."



"Yes," said father,

"BUT MOMMY IS SPOILED!"