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Who Did You Buy Your Chickens From?

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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.


The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, Social Security number,etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?"


"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."


The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."


They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."


The accountant asks,

"What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"


"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

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