Old Marine Pilot

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing

his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans,

then the early Grummans.... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later

in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly

and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?"

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.

As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.

When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about

naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:

"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'