The Fishing Trip

[kevjohn]

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada

with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you

please pack enough clothes for a 3-day weekend? .... And, also, would you get
out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the
office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack
my new navy blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asks.

Following the long weekend, he comes home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish.

He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike” He says, "But why didn't you pack

my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies, I did. They're in your tackle box.