Aircraft Crash

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board,

But unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm

Jonny Wilkinson, the best flyhalf in Britain. The English need me, it

would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps.

The second passenger, Graca Machel, says, "I am the wife of the

former President of South Africa. I am also the most dedicated woman in the world."

She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of

The United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world

politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President

in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people

not to die." So he takes a parachute and jumps.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten

year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy

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"No problem your popeness, there is also a parachute for you. America's

most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."