Be Careful What You Ask For

[kevjohn]

A man goes to the doctor's office and says,

"D..d..d..ddoc....ddoocc....dddoooccttor, I have a stt..sttt...sttutering problem."

The doctor replies, " I see, well what can I do for you today?"

The man asks, "cc....ccc....cccan you help me?"

The doctor replies, " Well with the advancement of modern science,

we can run some tests and see what we come up with."

The man says, "ggg....gg...ggg....ggreat!"

The doctor runs some tests and asks the man to return in 1 week.

The man returns and the doctor gives him the old I got some good news and I got some bad news.

"The good news", the doctor says, " is that we have found the problem and can fix it!"

"The bad news, is that your very large male endowment is causing a physical strain on your vocal cords.

We would need to remove about 4 extra inches from you, which in return would ease the strain on your vocal

cords."

The guy states, " I hhh...hhh....hhave tt..tto talk tt..to my wife. "

The doctor says he understands as it is a complex surgery and it is a life changing event.

The guy returns about 3 days later and says he wants to go through with it.

After the surgery and 2 months of physical therapy the guy returns to the doctor's office.

He says, "Doc, I gotta tell you the surgery was a complete success.

My stuttering is gone, my confidence is up, but my wife is unhappy.

Honestly, doc she misses the whole me and we decided to reverse the surgery."

The doctor replies, "Nnn..nnn..nnnoooo its ttt..ttt..tto late!"