Wanky Wanky

[Mac_39]

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City

restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated

there are furiously masturbating.

She yells, "What the ###### do you guys think you are doing?" One of

the Japanese men explains, "Can't you see? We are all berry

hungry."

The waitress begs the question, "So, how is whacking-off in the

middle of the restaurant going to help that situation?"

One of the other Japanese men replies,

"The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"

[markt]

What does Mr Kiplin do in his spare time ?

Fills his tarts with cream!