Hey Daley, are you up for this?

From what I understand your so slow you forget what your thinking before you've even thought of it.

disclaimer: If I say anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.

Not a bad start..... But you may as well save your breath to blow up your girlfriend.

Disclaimer: If i say anything that upsets you, good that was my intention all along

But you may as well save your breath to blow up your girlfriend.

Sorry about the delay mate, I have been out. But I thought about you the whole time...I was at the zoo

Whilst at the zoo, one of the pigs told me that there was something about you that it liked, but then you spent it.

This is shaping up to be about as exciting as the "Last Word" thread

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please?

You read like a gimpzoid teenager splashing spit onto the monitor. Don’t you ever have a point beyond giving your fingers some exercise by dancing them randomly over the keyboard? You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

This is shaping up to be about as exciting as the "Last Word" thread

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

This is shaping up to be about as exciting as the "Last Word" thread

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

I hear the only place You are ever invited is outside.

Perhaps Old Croc will extend the invite once more.

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox......... What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient.

BTW those little are laughing at you, not with you. Thought i better point that out for you, as you are probably used to people laughing at you, i didnt want you mistaking it for some strange sign of friendship

I don't know what makes you so dumb Daleyboy, but it really works.

I don't know what makes you so dumb Daleyboy, but it really works.

Thanks dad, it has been a long time since you said anything nice like that to me

I don't know what makes you so dumb Daleyboy, but it really works.

Thanks dad, it has been a long time since you said anything nice like that to me

Don't let your mind wander Daleyboy, it is too small to let out on it's own

I don't know what makes you so dumb Daleyboy, but it really works.

Thanks dad, it has been a long time since you said anything nice like that to me

Don't let your mind wander Daleyboy, it is too small to let out on it's own

Ohh sorry i had to go offline for a short while, i needed a shit. Then i stood up and looked back down in the toilet and remembered i had to come back and read more of your post

Where are ya then tuky? Not got anything else to say?

You pussy-whipped, monkey-raping, jock strap-slurping, ass-guzzling, hemorrhoid-popping, ######-faced cock jockey!

I apologise for getting involved in your insult fest.

I thought it would be fun, but as I've found out tonight on another thread there is a perception I get upset a bit too easy. So I think I should leave you couple of pair of ######s to your own thing.

I apologise for getting involved in your insult fest.

I thought it would be fun, but as I've found out tonight on another thread there is a perception I get upset a bit too easy. So I think I should leave you couple of pair of ######s to your own thing.

Ohh no please feel free to join us, and i couldnt give a shit if you get upset.

So Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.

Thanks Dale, I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass

Thanks Dale, I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass

Not a bad start but i am sure you could do better, I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on the Internet. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part.

I was just wondering if you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

I was just wondering if you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

You should really be asking yourself the same qusetion, because i know People have every right to be ugly, but you abuse the privilege!

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Yes i do sometimes, the trouble is you were the doc that helped my mother give birth, and your body odour was that bad i didnt wan to breath when born

So answer me this, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Yes i do sometimes, the trouble is you were the doc that helped my mother give birth, and your body odour was that bad i didnt wan to breath when born

So answer me this, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

If you're the example I'm heading back to where I came from!

duplicated

Where's Tuky when he's actually needed?

duplicated

And the first post was a waste of bandwidth, thank god you didnt type it twice.

Where's Tuky when he's actually needed?

Not feeling the pressure are you old man? Now i know your not stupid; your just possessed by a retarded ghost.

Where are ya then tuky? Not got anything else to say?

You pussy-whipped, monkey-raping, jock strap-slurping, ass-guzzling, hemorrhoid-popping, ######-faced cock jockey!

Come on .out with it. Don't beat around the bush

Where are ya then tuky? Not got anything else to say?

You pussy-whipped, monkey-raping, jock strap-slurping, ass-guzzling, hemorrhoid-popping, ######-faced cock jockey!

Come on .out with it. Don't beat around the bush

Yes: You've woken me up