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Another Monday Morning And A New Work Week

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So, who's got any exciting plans this week? Or will it be just another humdrum Monday thru Friday of late nights at the office and miserable traffic jams to and fro?

Of course, there are those who have gone beyond the work-a-day world and are just hanging around waiting to go beyond the world, period. How do you guys plan on savoring your time left during the coming week?

Who's got special plans with their teehrak this week? Birthdays? Weddings? Funerals?

What are this week's hopes and dreams made of?? :o

I work 7 days per week so it all blends together, but getting a steak at The Duke's and hitting Spotlight for a beer and... whatever... after work is 1,000 times better that anything I could do in America in my free time, so I'm not complaining.

We close for the Song Kran holidays, so I am looking forward to that. :o

Excitement ?

Hmmm, living in Pattaya 7 days a week, what is exciting anymore ? Going to a different bar for a change ?

Having spicy hot soup instead of spicy hot salad for lunch ?

Guess there's not too much happening around here now until Songkran :o

Too much of a good thing I guess.

Should not be any different than last week. I've got only a few deadlines to meet. Out on the piss after w*rk. Then, a colleague's wedding on Saturday.

And next week, my cranky boss will be out of the country.

Now, that's something to look forward to... :o

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For myself, it's still Sunday night here in the States so I've just finished making my plans for the week.

Monday: Wake up, shit, shower and shave. Eat some breakfast and check my email. Check to see if I have any phone messages and if so return the calls. Call my teehrak before she goes to sleep. Tell her how much I love her and how much I miss her and joop joop on the phone 'til it's soggy. Sit down at the 'puter and check out Bedlam on TV. Better scratch that if I want to get any work done. Work until noon and take a break. Check out Bedlam on TV. Best not. Make myself some lunch and back to work. Take another dump (lunch always does that to me) around one o'clock and keep working. Eat dinner around six-ish and check the day's activities for Bedlam on TV. Probably shouldn't since I've a hot job and need to work until 9 or 10. Get on TV and check out the "Last Word" thread in Bedlam. Gotta get up early in the morning (hot job, remember?) and do it all over again.

Tuesday: Wake up, shit, shower and shave. Eat some breakfast and check my email. Check to see if I have any phone messages and if so return the calls. Call my teehrak before she goes to sleep. Tell her how much I love her and how much I miss her and joop joop on the phone 'til it's soggy. Sit down at the 'puter and check out Bedlam on TV. Better scratch that if I want to get any work done. Work until noon and take a break. Check out Bedlam on TV. Best not. Make myself some lunch and back to work. Take another dump (lunch always does that to me) around one o'clock and keep working. Eat dinner around six-ish and check the day's activities for Bedlam on TV. Probably shouldn't since I've a hot job and need to work until 9 or 10. Get on TV and check out the "Last Word" thread in Bedlam. Gotta get up early in the morning (hot job, remember?) and do it all over again.

Wednesday: Wake up, shit, shower and shave. Eat some breakfast and check my email. Check to see if I have any phone messages and if so return the calls. Call my teehrak before she goes to sleep. Tell her how much I love her and how much I miss her and joop joop on the phone 'til it's soggy. Sit down at the 'puter and check out Bedlam on TV. Better scratch that if I want to get any work done. Work until noon and take a break. Check out Bedlam on TV. Best not. Make myself some lunch and back to work. Take another dump (lunch always does that to me) around one o'clock and keep working. Eat dinner around six-ish and check the day's activities for Bedlam on TV. Probably shouldn't since I've a hot job and need to work until 9 or 10. Get on TV and check out the "Last Word" thread in Bedlam. Gotta get up early in the morning (hot job, remember?) and do it all over again.

Thursday: Wake up, shit, shower and shave. Eat some breakfast and check my email. Check to see if I have any phone messages and if so return the calls. Call my teehrak before she goes to sleep. Tell her how much I love her and how much I miss her and joop joop on the phone 'til it's soggy. Sit down at the 'puter and check out Bedlam on TV. Better scratch that if I want to get any work done. Work until noon and take a break. Check out Bedlam on TV. Best not. Make myself some lunch and back to work. Take another dump (lunch always does that to me) around one o'clock and keep working. Eat dinner around six-ish and check the day's activities for Bedlam on TV. Probably shouldn't since I've a hot job and need to work until 9 or 10. Get on TV and check out the "Last Word" thread in Bedlam. Gotta get up early in the morning (hot job, remember?) and do it all over again.

Friday: Wake up, shit, shower and shave. Eat some breakfast and check my email. Check to see if I have any phone messages and if so return the calls. Call my teehrak before she goes to sleep. Tell her how much I love her and how much I miss her and joop joop on the phone 'til it's soggy. Sit down at the 'puter and check out Bedlam on TV. Better scratch that if I want to get any work done. Work until noon and take a break. Check out Bedlam on TV. Best not. Make myself some lunch and back to work. Take another dump (lunch always does that to me) around one o'clock and keep working. Eat dinner around six-ish and check the day's activities for Bedlam on TV. Probably shouldn't since I've a hot job and need to work until 9 or 10. Get on TV and check out the "Last Word" thread in Bedlam. Gotta get up early in the morning (hot job, remember?) and do it all over again.

Well, that covers this week and the coming weekend should be more of the same. God, life sucks here!! :o So I hope somebody can fill my imagination with fun in Thailand and have some on my behalf. Hope y'all miss me. CryingWithTissues.gif

It's going to be a very good week:

My students are performing their one act plays this week, this is their final exam. I am very excited.

and my birthday this weekend. :D

:o

"Come to the edge, He said. They said, "We are afraid." "Come to the edge," He said. They came. He pushed them... and they flew."

Guillaume Apollinaire

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It's going to be a very good week:

My students are performing their one act plays this week, this is their final exam. I am very excited.

and my birthday this weekend. :D

:o

Happy Birthday, gisele! :D:D

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Researching the next place to go camping... ohhh, the choice is almost endless:

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=63581&hl=

:D

Are you purposely trying to piss me off, SJ? :o

naw.... not at all... just providing some alternative use of your free time.... :D

I've been in your situation ("wrong" side of the world from missus) and tried to keep busy with other things to prevent a complete descent into total madness...

"don't worry, be happy" ... as the tune goes.... :D

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Researching the next place to go camping... ohhh, the choice is almost endless:

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=63581&hl=

:D

Are you purposely trying to piss me off, SJ? :o

naw.... not at all... just providing some alternative use of your free time.... :D

I've been in your situation ("wrong" side of the world from missus) and tried to keep busy with other things to prevent a complete descent into total madness...

"don't worry, be happy" ... as the tune goes.... :D

Thanks, SJ. I feel a little better now. :D

It's going to be a very good week:

My students are performing their one act plays this week, this is their final exam. I am very excited.

and my birthday this weekend. :D

:o

Happy Birthday, gisele! :D:D

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. :D

"Come to the edge, He said. They said, "We are afraid." "Come to the edge," He said. They came. He pushed them... and they flew."

Guillaume Apollinaire

The Perfect Day for Her:

8:15 a.m. Wake up to hugs and kisses

8:30 a.m. Weigh in 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday

8:45 a.m. Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants

9:15 a.m. Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.

10:00a.m. Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.

10:30 a.m. Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out.

12:00 p.m. Lunch with best friend at outdoor café.

12:45 p.m. Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs.

1:00 p.m. Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.

3:00 p.m. Nap

4:00 p.m. 3 dozen roses delivered by florist, card from secret admirer

4:15 p.m. Light workout at club followed by gentle massage.

5:30 p.m. Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before mirror.

7:30 p.m. Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.

10:00 p.m. Hot shower (alone)

10:30 p.m. Make love.

11:00 p.m. Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.

11:15 p.m. Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

The Perfect Day for Him!

6:00 a.m. Alarm

6:15 a.m. Blowjob

6:30 a.m. Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today.

7:00 a.m. Breakfast, filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee.

7:30 a.m. Limo arrives.

7:45 a.m. Stoli Bloody Mary en route to airport.

8:15 a.m. Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia.

9:30 a.m. Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.

9:45 a.m. Front nine at Augusta (nine under)

11:45 a.m. Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens.

12:15 p.m. Blowjob

12:30 p.m. Back nine – Augusta (4 under).

2:15 p.m. Limo back to airport (Bombay Martini)

2:30 p.m. Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap).

3:15 p.m. Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew.

4:30 p.m. Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs).

5:00 p.m. G4 back home, massage & hand job en route by naked Kathy Ireland

6:45 p.m. Shit, shower & shave.

7:00 p.m. Watch CNN newsflash.

7:30 p.m. Dinner. Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak.

9:00 p.m. Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar.

9:30 p.m. Sex with three women.

11: p.m. Massage and Jacuzzi.

11:45 p.m. Bed (alone)

11:50 p.m. 12 second, 4-note fart, dog leaves the room. :o

11:55 p.m. Sleep.

I have got to drill 4,000 holes and, believe it or not, I am only 4K's from Blackburn, Lancashire.

--Go on - show your age.

I have got to drill 4,000 holes and, believe it or not, I am only 4K's from Blackburn, Lancashire.

--Go on - show your age.

I read the news today oh boy

Four thousand holes in blackburn, lancashire

And though the holes were rather small

They had to count them all,

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall.

I’d love to turn you on...

I'll even play it on the piano for you :D

/edit - That last line isn't directed at you TM :o

Work and TV....both kinds.....what a life.... :o

But in 2 weeks she will be here for 3 months....and I get 2 weeks off work.....Fan <deleted> tastic !!!

Is Bank holiday in Spain so no flamenco lessons today... :D So I will be studying all day long...

Tomorrow i will start a new job...pretty exciting but i know that the excitement will last the 1st week.

My week will be quite similar to any other week:

Wake up clean myself, my room, some breakfast and off to work...eat quickly and go to my other job (only tuesdays and Thursdays) after that take the bus to my dancing school, 2 or 3h of flamenco...chat with my friends a little bit, go back home 11 p.m. Check Thaivisa...have some fun...go to sleep...

Thursdays and Sundays day off of my dancing lesson, so study and preparing next week teaching lessons...

On Saturdays i normally go to the cinema, I watch 1 or 2 films at home...or going with my friends for a drink :D

Quite a normal life but i am always looking forward to Monday and my new week of flamenco :D

:D:o:D

With a schedule like that, and you still have time to post on TV 22 hours a day ? :o

With a schedule like that, and you still have time to post on TV 22 hours a day ? :o

Actually you got me I made all that up...I don´t dance flamenco, I don´t study, I don´t have a job...the truth is I only have a computer that I switch to a lamp post... :D

MY COMPUTER IS THE ONE WHICH IS LOG IN 22 hours a day no me...

As I work from home; wake up 6.50am, shower & on with tshirt & jeans, go to spare room to office, log on & online at work network 7.10am, work through until 6pm with 20mins for lunch, keep an eye on thaivisa, hopefully a quiet day with everyone being nice to each other. :o

Maybe do some laundry in the day & tidy up the flat a bit, 5.30pm, hubby back from work (mon, wed & thurs) 4.30pm hubby off to work (friday) 6pm cook dinner & maybe go see sister or mum one night in week, evenings spent cooking & then watch movie with hubby.

Pretty uneventful but it beats the 2 & half hour commute I used to do everyday so it's ok with me :D

MY COMPUTER IS THE ONE WHICH IS LOG IN 22 hours a day no me...

:o what's the computer doing the other 2 hours, Glauka? :D

LaoPo

The Perfect Day for Him!

6:00 a.m. Alarm

6:15 a.m. Blowjob

6:30 a.m. Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today.

7:00 a.m. Breakfast, filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee.

7:30 a.m. Limo arrives.

7:45 a.m. Stoli straight up but ice cold en route to airport.

8:15 a.m. Private G4 to Bangkok, Thailand

9:30 a.m. Limo to Jolly Frog GH, or Berná Blues Bar, Kanch.

9:45 a.m. First Nine Liters with KanWin

11:45 a.m. Lunch, 6 pounds of prime rib on the bbq, twelve litro´s

12:15 p.m. Blowjob

12:30 p.m. Next nine liters , probably joined by John and H, and well as the usual suspects.

2:15 p.m. Limo back to airport Zacapa with a beer chaser...

2:30 p.m. Private G4, Bangkok, to Nassau, Bahamas (nap).

3:15 p.m. Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew.

4:30 p.m. Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs).

5:00 p.m. G4 back home, massage & hand job en route by naked Kathy Ireland

6:45 p.m. Shit, shower & shave.

7:00 p.m. Watch BBC World newsflash.

7:30 p.m. Dinner. Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak.

9:00 p.m. Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar.

9:30 p.m. Sex with three women.

11: p.m. Massage and Jacuzzi.

11:45 p.m. Bed (alone)

11:50 p.m. 12 second, 4-note fart, dog leaves the room. :D

11:55 p.m. Sleep.

:D :D Made a few small changes... :o

Tippaporn, I still work for a living, and work hard. Having said that, I´m lucky enough whereby I am no longer in a situation searching, or "waITING arounf for somehting better"

So I will open the bar/restaurant, spend the day drinking, eating well, and being merry with friends, and then go to bed. Wake up tomorrow, repeat.

This is, as once was said, a life.

...

The Perfect Day for Him![/size]

6:00 a.m. Alarm

6:15 a.m. Blowjob

6:30 a.m. Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today.

7:00 a.m. Breakfast, filet mignon and eggs, toast and coffee.

7:30 a.m. Limo arrives.

7:45 a.m. Stoli Bloody Mary en route to airport.

8:15 a.m. Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia.

9:30 a.m. Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.

9:45 a.m. Front nine at Augusta (nine under)

11:45 a.m. Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens.

12:15 p.m. Blowjob

12:30 p.m. Back nine – Augusta (4 under).

2:15 p.m. Limo back to airport (Bombay Martini)

2:30 p.m. Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap).

3:15 p.m. Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew.

4:30 p.m. Land World Record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs).

5:00 p.m. G4 back home, massage & hand job en route by naked Kathy Ireland

6:45 p.m. Shit, shower & shave.

7:00 p.m. Watch CNN newsflash.

7:30 p.m. Dinner. Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon (1963), 20 oz. New York Steak.

9:00 p.m. Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar.

9:30 p.m. Sex with three women.

11: p.m. Massage and Jacuzzi.

11:45 p.m. Bed (alone)

11:50 p.m. 12 second, 4-note fart, dog leaves the room. :o

11:55 p.m. Sleep.

This is quite a good one, if a little old.

Been thinking about it for part of the day, though.

It is curious, apart from the mammary adoration (which seems to apply to all 4 sexes in the USA – something to do with them being weaned far too early, I imagine) and the impossible activities with the three ladies (we don’t have enough organs for it to be better than two) - all the sexual activity, from the dump to the fart, either proceeds from the anus or could be completed on either side of the bathroom.

I have always thought that a very fine line divides the macho US male from the butterfly.

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Tippaporn, I still work for a living, and work hard. Having said that, I´m lucky enough whereby I am no longer in a situation searching, or "waITING arounf for somehting better"

So I will open the bar/restaurant, spend the day drinking, eating well, and being merry with friends, and then go to bed. Wake up tomorrow, repeat.

This is, as once was said, a life.

Sheesh, the Life of Riley, kayo. What did you ever do to deserve it? :D:o

MY COMPUTER IS THE ONE WHICH IS LOG IN 22 hours a day no me...

:D what's the computer doing the other 2 hours, Glauka? :D

LaoPo

Well, if her posts in "the Final Word" are any indication, her computer probably spends those other 2 hours reviewing all those naked pictures of her friends that she keeps hinting at having :o

I guess my excitement for this week will be watching the Thunder and Lightning show going on overhead, and laughing at the people riding their motos with an umbrella in one hand and their mobile phone in the other :D

(maybe that's why so many of them have the youngsters standing in that little gap between them and the handlebars ? To steer the moto and operate the throttle ?)

Tippaporn, I still work for a living, and work hard. Having said that, I´m lucky enough whereby I am no longer in a situation searching, or "waITING arounf for somehting better"

So I will open the bar/restaurant, spend the day drinking, eating well, and being merry with friends, and then go to bed. Wake up tomorrow, repeat.

This is, as once was said, a life.

Sheesh, the Life of Riley, kayo. What did you ever do to deserve it? :D:D

well, ya know, refusal to live out my life as planned, follow a pretty girl into a travel agent one day, and come out with a one way ticket to thailand, get lost in business, get traumatised by a tg, run off to central america, get involved in another business, drown the sorrows, end up having a good life...

:o

You know...

The usual...

MY COMPUTER IS THE ONE WHICH IS LOG IN 22 hours a day no me...

:o what's the computer doing the other 2 hours, Glauka? :D

LaoPo

Making plans on how to defeat the guys in Last word thread... :D

Kerryd Is Last word...Final word is what your scripmaster try to achieve without much success... :D

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