Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car.

Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.'


Operator: 'What is your location sir?'


Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street ...'


Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'


Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute.


Operator: 'Are you there sir?'


More heavy breathing and another minute later.


Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'


This goes on for another few minutes until....


Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell Eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street.'

nice one

Paddy went to a Car Boot Sale. Reversed in the wrong way,and sold the Engine.