HeijoshinCool Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 (edited) Young and wild, it hadn’t been a long relationship, just a few months. But I had committed to it, giving of my time, and providing everything without reservation.I left the house yesterday. I noticed a scruffy guy sitting across the street on his formidable 110cc. Smoking a handrolled, staring at us. I stared back. He grinned, roared off. I felt uneasy, but I left anyway. I should have known, of course.I was gone less than an hour. When I got back, I realized how stupid I'd been. The ba$tard had walked a full twenty-five meters onto my land and stolen my honey. The entire d@mnhive. Edited May 7, 2013 by HeijoshinCool 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAS21 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Apparently some bees have settled in a tree in my front garden ... you are welcome to them ... it's a start anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impulse Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 (edited) Whoa. I'm seeing visions of the Jellystone Ranger building better and incrementally more elaborate security systems, only to be thwarted again and again by Yogi and BooBoo. Pictures would be nice, and then everyone here can tell you what you need to do next... Edited May 7, 2013 by impulse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disagree Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Pictures would be nice, and then everyone here can tell you what you need to do next... no pictures necessary for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchybum Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 A boxed hive or a natural one in a tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stoneyboy Posted May 7, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 7, 2013 No honey no money. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post geriatrickid Posted May 7, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 7, 2013 I am sooooooo disappointed. I was expecting a tawdry tale of how a young Thai male seduced the chap's ladyfriend. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 On the bright side, all those the ants are scooter boys problem now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Be happy it was not the honey that walks away on it's own two legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yourauntbob Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 When I opened this thread I was sure it was going to be about someone stealing your girlfriend/wife. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrain Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 When I opened this thread I was sure it was going to be about someone stealing your girlfriend/wife. So tell us the truth, are you disappointed ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambco984 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Kind of an anti-climax that. I thought the story was going to be a cheeky scruffy scooter boy riding off into the sunset with your missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yourauntbob Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 When I opened this thread I was sure it was going to be about someone stealing your girlfriend/wife. So tell us the truth, are you disappointed ? No, it was a nice twist. Like listening to a joke that you think you know and being surprised by the ending. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SeaVisionBurma Posted May 7, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 7, 2013 Moving to Pub The rest of you beehive. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackArtemis Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 A sad and sordid tale that is becoming all to common for farang men here in Thailand. Sure sure, we understand. This honey was different, you had to taste it to see this. It was only relocated away from Issan because there were few wildflowers to collect pollen from. You'll find after a couple of beers that most honeypots are the same, the best one is the one your sticking your.... hand in side. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thakkar Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Never trust a Thai beehive. T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Songhua Posted May 7, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 7, 2013 Moving to Pub The rest of you beehive. There have been no real stinging attacks yet but they do seem to be getting a bit of a buzz out of it. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Time for the OP to switch to plan B. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 How do you steal a beehive on a motorbike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Songhua Posted May 8, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 8, 2013 How do you steal a beehive on a motorbike? Carefully 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scooterboy Posted May 8, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 8, 2013 I stole yer honey? No way, mate - got me own, thanks, and plenty of it! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Does this set a new low in social behiveiour ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yourauntbob Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Moving to Pub The rest of you beehive. There have been no real stinging attacks yet but they do seem to be getting a bit of a buzz out of it. Stop with the puns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 To bee or not to bee. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post itchybum Posted May 8, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted May 8, 2013 How do you steal a beehive on a motorbike? like this 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 (edited) Moving to Pub The rest of you beehive.There have been no real stinging attacks yet but they do seem to be getting a bit of a buzz out of it.Stop with the puns verb (pertaining to honey) : punnet : to cease punning Edited May 8, 2013 by Songhua 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchybum Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/549790-amway/#entry5241727 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted May 9, 2013 Author Share Posted May 9, 2013 A boxed hive or a natural one in a tree? She was all natural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted May 9, 2013 Author Share Posted May 9, 2013 I'm wondering why this was exiled to Pub? It's not a joke. It really happened. It concerns Thailand. Is it my fault I'm funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaVisionBurma Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I'm wondering why this was exiled to Pub? It's not a joke. It really happened. It concerns Thailand. Is it my fault I'm funny? Farang Pub Discuss Night Life, restaurants, bars, music, movies, concerts, expat life, fun, or just a chat about everything Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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