Longtooth Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 ornrtd.jpg Yes, "horse face". It's a common expression. Maybe there is something more universal to the turnoff. Maybe it could indicate other genetic related body traits that are not in line with the common evolutionary direction of our current nature. This would be from our subconscious, like a fear of snakes or spiders. Really wide mouths startle me. I thin me spil chek if no wurkin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) Off the top of my head, some of my turnoffs are: unshaven legs ... and you date Thai woman ... Maybe your woman is different ... They dont shave their legs? I know mine does as she always uses my razor blade Edited May 11, 2013 by BookMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Yes, women who burp and fart on a first date are definitely a turnoff. So are unnaturally skinny thighs which create a cavern in the crotch. As for the black rat eyes, I was watching a show on Crime Channel where it was suggested they indicate a degree of evil or criminal tendency .... yet I find them kind of kinky. My friend calls the crotch thing 'gap' and he loves it..i know this because he goes on and on and on about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChinaHam Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Shaven legs Definitely a turn-off No exceptions Underarms as well We like them hairy Not hoary The Mayan Kings never shaved. Do the Thai shave? The Chinese don't shave. Well, maybe now, this decade, they are beginning to shave. I know they have luckily stopped dining on bark off the trees though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChinaHam Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) 'I was watching a show on Crime Channel' "Crime Channel?" Do you need a TV for that? Edited May 11, 2013 by OldChinaHam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 What are your irrational turnoffs? I absolutely hate it when women ask silly questions like "what's your name" or "where you come from". or "are you mally?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChinaHam Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) """or "are you mally?""" Hey, what's your name?- Patrick O'Ma-- O'Malley.Patrick O-O-O-O'Malley. I don't know.I'm just so happy. I'm O-O-O'Malley.Oh, he's good.I don't know. It's the Irish boy.I'm just so full of semen.I haven't gotten laid yet.I'm sittin' out there,and I'm the Catholic boy and I don'tknow when I'll be gettin' laid.- I'm just goin' off to Vietnam.Where you from?- From the Village. New York. From the Village? Well, nice to have youhere. Nice to have you here in Vietnam. Obviously, you just said,"Well, <deleted> it. I'll join the armyand be with people in green."- It's a special thing to do.Hey, what's your name?- Jimmy Wilkes.- Jimmy Wilkes. Where you from, Jimmy?- I'm also New York.Ohh! Two boysjoined together.Hey, said, "Well, I got drunk, man.All of a sudden, I went for a tattoo.Next thing you know, I'm ona fuckin' truck. What happened?"It's wild, baby.I don't know what's goin' down. But you're both from New York.Nice to have you here.Like, you just, like hangin' out? - You're headed north.Where you goin' to?- Nha Trengh.Well, you gotta be careful,Jack.That's some heavy stuff up there.That's like Newark after dark.You gotta watch out.There's some heavy shitgoin' down, baby.You'll feel like George Wallacecampaigning in Harlem."Hi, have you seen my face?""Get yo' ass outta here!"You gotta watch it.What type of music do you like?- You like, uh-- You like LittleAnthony? You like Little Anthony?- Yeah! Stones.- I like James Brown better.- You like James Brown better. Yes, sir.And the Stones. Oh, you likeMick Jagger? Mick Jagger, right.Do you think he looks likea photo negative of Little Richardor am I crazy?Really. And that hair. I think--I don't know. All right!Gentlemen, I don't know--Oh, my God, these lips!My God, they're moving!I'm gonna flap my eyebrows to death.Look out. I'm singing, everybody.I'm singing. Oh, get outta here.- Watch out. All right.Where are you from? Where you from?- I'm from, uh, Cleveland, man.- Cleveland. - Yeah.- Obviously, Vietnam's not that muchof a change for you, then.Aw, nah.You guys take care of yourself Edited May 11, 2013 by OldChinaHam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 What are your irrational turnoffs?I absolutely hate it when women ask silly questions like "what's your name" or "where you come from". or "are you mally?" Are you mally? - that's a mood killer, right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utley Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 A woman with a large derriere; a total buz kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryDayTheSame Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 "OK, I think most human beings at least understand (if you don't share) lack of physical attraction to people who are" People who start a sentence with OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 11, 2013 Author Share Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) "OK, I think most human beings at least understand (if you don't share) lack of physical attraction to people who are" People who start a sentence with OK OK, that's a great example of an IRRATIONAL reason. OK (Okay) is actually quite an amazing international word: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okay Edited May 11, 2013 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajab Al Zarahni Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 "OK, I think most human beings at least understand (if you don't share) lack of physical attraction to people who are" People who start a sentence with OK OK, that's a great example of an IRRATIONAL reason. Here's another irrational reason: People who begin every description with "sort of". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 11, 2013 Author Share Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho As shallow as they come. Thank you, Sir, may I have another? OK? (Do you have an elongated face?) Edited May 11, 2013 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candypants Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I feel that I have often been discriminated against simply for being good looking. As I have no control over this I often feel a seething resentment. ornrtd.jpg ... and the trainer says "Why all the long faces?" http://redditlurker.com/funny/Post/t3_11viem why indeed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho Sometimes we have to look beyond the superficialities of a single post if we want to form a sound opinion of someone. SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 The op comes across as a very shallow human being imhoSometimes we have to look beyond the superficialities of a single post if we want to form a sound opinion of someone. SC Although that may be true, it is also true that sometimes we don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 11, 2013 Author Share Posted May 11, 2013 Moving on the the TOPIC. I ain't that interesting. Trust me on that! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChinaHam Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 "The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho" Do you mean that the topic is sort of on the same level as what had last week? Something like http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/635691-cooking-with-poo/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajab Al Zarahni Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho As shallow as they come. Thank you, Sir, may I have another? OK? (Do you have an elongated face?) I am he as you are he as you are meAnd we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChinaHam Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) I forgot you were a music buff. (AND AN AMAZING MEMORY FOR LYRICS!) Edited May 11, 2013 by OldChinaHam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho As shallow as they come. Thank you, Sir, may I have another? OK? (Do you have an elongated face?) I am he as you are he as you are meAnd we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob This long face isn't attractive? Edited May 12, 2013 by Kilgore Trout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChinaHam Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Everything in the world is purchased by labor.David Hume How true. One realizes this most When watching others Work in Sweatshops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyumiii Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 A pretty girl with a penis. I'm not good with surprises! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChinaHam Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Are you good without the surprise? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyumiii Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 The op comes across as a very shallow human being imho As shallow as they come. Thank you, Sir, may I have another? OK? (Do you have an elongated face?) I am he as you are he as you are meAnd we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob I always thought he was" waiting for the BAND to come" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyumiii Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 "Who would want to procreate with a dwarf with a big ass!" In times of famine and shortages, Certain perversions must be overlooked and tolerated. I'd like to try a dwarf with a big ass! Why not? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 "Who would want to procreate with a dwarf with a big ass!" In times of famine and shortages, Certain perversions must be overlooked and tolerated. I'd like to try a dwarf with a big ass! Why not? Here you go... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morakot Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) JT apparently it's something to do with the averageness of the physical characteristics of the face. There is a great deal of research on this. You might enjoy this site here. You can also create a composite face here and see which composite you find appealing and which one you don't. Edited May 12, 2013 by Morakot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChinaHam Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) "apparently it's something to do with the averageness" ii I still say, the research points to symmetry as being what affects our perception of beauty most. The average human is awful ugly. But the ones who are uniquely beautiful are way out there on the old bell curve. They don't pay big bucks to be beautiful unless one is symmetrical. Beauty goes beyond racial lines, and it is finally only the symmetry that matters. We love symmetry because it helps us judge which of us might be healthier, and better for procreating. I don't know why the little people with the big buttocks are beautiful other than this is an anomaly brought on by living in places where food supply is unpredictable. When I find the image of these people, I will post it. Until then, please be patient. Edited May 12, 2013 by OldChinaHam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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