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Have you ever had a moment when you did something, and I mean knee jerking(without thinking) and when you did it you couldn't help but wonder about your mental state? A moment when you think you really might be a touch mad.

I was feeling really frustrated with the world one sunny day. Driving along the road with all these yuppie b@$%^&s in SUVs and phones stuck to their heads. I had a day at work where these people had driven me up the wall. Flappin'n their gold covered fingers at me and demanding all the time. I guess it was too hard for them to speak to me like a human being. Well, anyway I was disgusted with these rich f^%$s and just felt the need to lash out at them. So, being the nice day that it was everyones window was down. Before I know what I am doing I lean out the window and began screaming the word Communism at the top of mu lungs. I scream about the coming revolution that will cleanse the uppe class of the filth that plagues the working people. Americans are terrified of communism, especially the rich ones, so these people started freaking out looking at me. I think they thought I was serious. I had such a laugh that day at the faces of people in their cars next to me and on the sidewalks as I preached the coming revolution from my Honda. HAHAHA.

Not the most insane thing I have ever done, but an example of what I am talking about. Besides, you guys don't need to know the others. :o

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Have you ever had a moment when you did something, and I mean knee jerking(without thinking) and when you did it you couldn't help but wonder about your mental state?

Most of us are married partner :o:D

Married with child myself. That's why I am worried! :D

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We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

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We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I was looking for a laugh not advice straightman. :o

You got any funny stories? :D

Posted

We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I was looking for a laugh not advice straightman. :o

You got any funny stories? :D

Maybe our sense of humour is not compatible (this has happened before) I was being funny!!! :D Let's face it, it certainly was not advice...

Posted

We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I was looking for a laugh not advice straightman. :o

You got any funny stories? :D

Maybe our sense of humour is not compatible (this has happened before) I was being funny!!! :D Let's face it, it certainly was not advice...

I know youse was bein' funny. I was just making fun of you. EH, eh,eh, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I'm saying. :D

Posted

We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I was looking for a laugh not advice straightman. :o

You got any funny stories? :D

Maybe our sense of humour is not compatible (this has happened before) I was being funny!!! :D Let's face it, it certainly was not advice...

I know youse was bein' funny. I was just making fun of you. EH, eh,eh, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I'm saying. :D

Ah, counter fun! You got me there my friend! See, you sound better already... :D

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We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I was looking for a laugh not advice straightman. :o

You got any funny stories? :D

Maybe our sense of humour is not compatible (this has happened before) I was being funny!!! :D Let's face it, it certainly was not advice...

I know youse was bein' funny. I was just making fun of you. EH, eh,eh, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I'm saying. :D

Ah, counter fun! You got me there my friend! See, you sound better already... :D

Better than what?

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Have you ever had a moment when you did something, and I mean knee jerking(without thinking) and when you did it you couldn't help but wonder about your mental state?

Most of us are married partner :o:D

One of the best comebacks of the year so far ... :D

Have you ever had a moment when you did something, and I mean knee jerking(without thinking) and when you did it you couldn't help but wonder about your mental state?

Most of us are married partner :D:D

Married with child myself. That's why I am worried! :D

One of the best comebacks TO A comeback of the year so far ... :D

Yo, TBB, come on Bops, I know it's early where you are but it's late here. Let me pour you a drink - relax man, it'll all be okay...

Early, it's afternoon. I start drinking at 9, when did you start? :D

Just kidding. Last time I was drinking wasn't any time lately, just Monday. :D

I started thursday, about fourteen years ago.

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I've never done anything stupid, irrational or impulsive,

It's the voices in my head that do it, the voices !! :D:D:D:o:D:D:D

... I never surrendered, they captured my horse and he surrendered ...

(the Indian in The Outlaw Jose Wails) :D

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We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I was looking for a laugh not advice straightman. :o

You got any funny stories? :D

Maybe our sense of humour is not compatible (this has happened before) I was being funny!!! :D Let's face it, it certainly was not advice...

I know youse was bein' funny. I was just making fun of you. EH, eh,eh, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I'm saying. :D

Ah, counter fun! You got me there my friend! See, you sound better already... :D

Better than what?

This is going to start to sound surreal!

Better than you previously did!!!

ps Kayo - hilarious post!

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Posted

We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I was looking for a laugh not advice straightman. :o

You got any funny stories? :D

Maybe our sense of humour is not compatible (this has happened before) I was being funny!!! :D Let's face it, it certainly was not advice...

I know youse was bein' funny. I was just making fun of you. EH, eh,eh, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I'm saying. :D

Ah, counter fun! You got me there my friend! See, you sound better already... :D

Better than what?

This is going to start to sound surreal!

Better than you previously did!!!

ps Kayo - hilarious post!

Perviously did! What, you saying that I always sound bad? You saying that I never post anything that sounds good?

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We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I was looking for a laugh not advice straightman. :o

You got any funny stories? :D

Maybe our sense of humour is not compatible (this has happened before) I was being funny!!! :D Let's face it, it certainly was not advice...

I know youse was bein' funny. I was just making fun of you. EH, eh,eh, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I'm saying. :D

Ah, counter fun! You got me there my friend! See, you sound better already... :D

Better than what?

This is going to start to sound surreal!

Better than you previously did!!!

ps Kayo - hilarious post!

Perviously did! What, you saying that I always sound bad? You saying that I never post anything that sounds good?

Yeah, You've hit the nail firmly on the head!

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I've never done anything stupid, irrational or impulsive,

It's the voices in my head that do it, the voices !! :D:D:D:o:D:D:D

... I never surrendered, they captured my horse and he surrendered ...

(the Indian in The Outlaw Jose Wails) :D

I love those movies. The worst best westerns ever.

Posted

I've never done anything stupid, irrational or impulsive,

It's the voices in my head that do it, the voices !! :D:D:D:o:D:D:D

... I never surrendered, they captured my horse and he surrendered ...

(the Indian in The Outlaw Jose Wails) :D

I love those movies. The worst best westerns ever.

I agree, the corny ones are the best.

On of my favourite John Wayne moments is in 'true grit' where he rides into the battle, 4 against 1, shouting "Fill your hand ya' son of a bitch" Just the thought of it makes me smile...

Posted

I've never done anything stupid, irrational or impulsive,

It's the voices in my head that do it, the voices !! :D:D:D:o:D:D:D

... I never surrendered, they captured my horse and he surrendered ...

(the Indian in The Outlaw Jose Wails) :D

I love those movies. The worst best westerns ever.

I agree, the corny ones are the best.

On of my favourite John Wayne moments is in 'true grit' where he rides into the battle, 4 against 1, shouting "Fill your hand ya' son of a bitch" Just the thought of it makes me smile...

Which one was it where they said, "Just like a Mexican to bring a knife to a gun fight." That was Fist Full of Dollars wasn't?

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Driving along the road with all these yuppie b@$%^&s in SUVs and phones stuck to their heads.

What is the difference between a SUV full of yuppies and a hedgehog?

On the hedgehogs the Pr1cks are on the OUTSIDE :o

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We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I am revolting , power to the people :o

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Driving along the road with all these yuppie b@$%^&s in SUVs and phones stuck to their heads.

What is the difference between a SUV full of yuppies and a hedgehog?

On the hedgehogs the Pr1cks are on the OUTSIDE :D

:o That's great Pauly!

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We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I am revolting , power to the people :D

yes - the peasants are revolting.... :o

Posted

We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I am revolting , power to the people :D

yes - the peasants are revolting.... :o

Let them eat cake.

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This thread has quickly turned into an 'insane moment' itself.

:o since the second post :D but nevermind - keep it coming, it's fun to read the insane moments that were captured in the posts on this thread... :D

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We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I am revolting , power to the people :D

yes - the peasants are revolting.... :o

What else is new?

Posted

We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I am revolting , power to the people :D

yes - the peasants are revolting.... :o

Let them eat cake.

One for the trivia fans.

Do you know that she didn't say 'Let them eat cake.' She did say 'Let them eat brioche.' But we didn't have a word for it, so it gat translated 'cake'!!!

Fab...

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One for the trivia fans.

Do you know that she didn't say 'Let them eat cake.' She did say 'Let them eat brioche.' But we didn't have a word for it, so it gat translated 'cake'!!!

Fab...

She could have said:" Let them eat yeast-risen pastry" though

...but she didn't :o

:D

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We all go a little crazy now and then. Don't worry, be happy.

Come the revolution it'll all be okay. Power to the people!

I am revolting , power to the people :D

yes - the peasants are revolting.... :o

Let them eat cake.

One for the trivia fans.

Do you know that she didn't say 'Let them eat cake.' She did say 'Let them eat brioche.' But we didn't have a word for it, so it gat translated 'cake'!!!

Fab...

Broche, makes great french toast, yum!

Watched Snatch again last night. So many good lines in that movie. Can't get 'em out of my head.

You like dags?

Dags?

Yeah, dags.

Oh, dogs. Yeah, I like dogs.

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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer

at passing cars. See if they slowdown.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. !!!!!!!

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the

prophecy.

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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